Kids say the darnest things...
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went to Legoland and ended up leaving very late after dinner.
On our drive back home, 4 yr old son asked:
Son: Are we still in Malaysia?
Me : Yes.
Son: Where are we going now?
Me: We are going back home.
Son: It is late, we cannot go home.
Me: Why?? You don't want to go home?
Son: No, it is late already so we have to go back to hotel.
Me: ??!
can't have a day trip meh?
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mel2sg:
My son said that to my DH too. lol. When I heard it, I was laughingI punished my boy for some mischiefs he did. After awhile & bathing him in toilet he tried to get back at me:
Boy: I am very angry with you for punishing me
Me: If you said that again, I will punish you more as you still do not understand your mistakes.
Boy: Then I am angry with Mummy.
Me: Blur...........Why?
Boy: I am angry with Mummy for marrying a fierce man.
I dont know to be angry or happy with his comment. -
Few years back, we were in Phuket for a holiday and saw a Tee that said " I think he’s a gay".
Days later while queuing to board the plane back to SG, there was an Ang Moh in front of us. DS1 & DS2 were recalling some of the funny moments and DS2 suddenly said (rather loudly), "I think he’s a gay!".
Ang Moh in front of us turned and took a look at DS with a stun…
DH & me could hardly contain ourselves LOL! -
#1
Ds2: Mummy, I want to marry you.
Me: Erh...no you can't. You are my son. And I am already married to your dad.
Then Ds2 went to his bedroom to retrieve his toy sword to challenge his dad...:faint:
#2
Ds2: Mummy, you can divorce Daddy, then I can marry you.
Me: Erh....can't sweetie. Next time when you get married to someone you love, you must think carefully first because cannot say divorce then get divorced.
Ds2: Mummy, I already think carefully...I want to marry you!
Of course the Dad was not amused at all!
#3
Ds2 (exasperated): Why can't I marry you!!!!
Me: Ok ok...I let you marry me. Now we are married.
Ds2: Ok, give me your ring. I have to strike off daddy's name and write in my name. -
ha ha ha… so sweet…
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ScaredyMum:
:rotflmao:Few years back, we were in Phuket for a holiday and saw a Tee that said \" I think he's a gay\".
Days later while queuing to board the plane back to SG, there was an Ang Moh in front of us. DS1 & DS2 were recalling some of the funny moments and DS2 suddenly said (rather loudly), \"I think he's a gay!\".
Ang Moh in front of us turned and took a look at DS with a stun.....
DH & me could hardly contain ourselves LOL!
That reminds me when I was a teenager having Mcdonald's with my sister, there was a family with young children sitting next to us.
There were 3 children, and one of them was counting, \"Monday we go xxx, Tuesday we do xxx, Wednesday.....Wednesday cannot, daddy and mummy make love...Thursday... \" :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
My sis and I stared at each other in disbelief, trying hard to suppress our laughter. -
concern2:
:rotflmao:ScaredyMum:
Few years back, we were in Phuket for a holiday and saw a Tee that said \" I think he's a gay\".
Days later while queuing to board the plane back to SG, there was an Ang Moh in front of us. DS1 & DS2 were recalling some of the funny moments and DS2 suddenly said (rather loudly), \"I think he's a gay!\".
Ang Moh in front of us turned and took a look at DS with a stun.....
DH & me could hardly contain ourselves LOL!
That reminds me when I was a teenager having Mcdonald's with my sister, there was a family with young children sitting next to us.
There were 3 children, and one of them was counting, \"Monday we go xxx, Tuesday we do xxx, Wednesday.....Wednesday cannot, daddy and mummy make love...Thursday... \" :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
My sis and I stared at each other in disbelief, trying hard to suppress our laughter.
LOL. :goodpost: -
Yesterday, my cousins came over to my place to visit me and my family, especially to visit my boys. Youngest Cousin who is still in poly suddenly came running to me and ask me lend her my credit card to buy the Luo Zhi Xiang concert, and i said ok. After I gave her my details on the spot and everything was done, my youngest son looked at me and said,
Son : Mummy, Can i borrow your credit card too?
Me : Why do you need my credit card?
Son : To buy things also like Ah yi(my cousin)
Me : What do you have in mind? You are still a child and not working yet.
Son : I want to buy ipad mini. And I am not a child. (crossing his arms with his brows frowning)
He started dialing using the house phone.
Son : Daddy, Mummy said I am still a child. Please tell her we had a man to man talk yesterday, so I am a man not a child...
I am like................ -
AdonciaTang:
:rotflmao:Yesterday, my cousins came over to my place to visit me and my family, especially to visit my boys. Youngest Cousin who is still in poly suddenly came running to me and ask me lend her my credit card to buy the Luo Zhi Xiang concert, and i said ok. After I gave her my details on the spot and everything was done, my youngest son looked at me and said,
Son : Mummy, Can i borrow your credit card too?
Me : Why do you need my credit card?
Son : To buy things also like Ah yi(my cousin)
Me : What do you have in mind? You are still a child and not working yet.
Son : I want to buy ipad mini. And I am not a child. (crossing his arms with his brows frowning)
He started dialing using the house phone.
Son : Daddy, Mummy said I am still a child. Please tell her we had a man to man talk yesterday, so I am a man not a child...
I am like................ -
Overheard kids' conversation:
DS: Who is the boss of the MRT huh?
DD: The one who says \"Doors closing..tee tee tee tee..\"
Me: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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