Way2GO:

How to tell a genuine panda fr a fake


1. Check for evidence of stitching.
If have, it’s a fake likely consisting of an outer fur outfit with monkey inside.

2. Tug hard at each ‘eye patch’. If it comes off easily, it’s a fake panda.
If it doesn’t n panda gets agitated n angry, scram away very fast.

3. Raise d right armpit to look for a tag dat says “Made in China”.
If d tag says 'Made in Singapore' or anything other than d preceding exact phrase, then it is a fake.
While at it, take a sniff.
If it smells of onions, it’s a female; if it has a cheesy aroma, it’s a male.
If there’s no smell, it’s a fake.

4. Each genuine panda is stamped with a unique serial number at birth.
Serial number is currently at 80xx. Kai Kai & Jai Jai serial numbers are 8088 n 8089.
Lift up d panda’s short tail to check this number. Please scrutinise carefully.
If d arsehole does not form a perfectly round 'o', it is likely a fake or panda has been bestialized.

5. Check if panda knows kungfu.
Position yourself face to face with panda under examination n adopt a horse stance.
If panda responds immediately with a corresponding kungfu stance in readiness to engage, proceed to exchange a few strokes with d panda to confirm its kungfu skills.
Otherwise if panda pokes u in d eye then scurry off to hide, it is a fake.

6. D panda’s main diet is bamboo. If u offer prata n it consumes it readily, it is a fake.
Though a panda also has a huge body volume n leads a sedentary lifestyle (which includes entirely of eating, shitting, sleeping n making out), it has a low metabolic rate which does not adapt well to curries.

7. If a healthy well-fed panda does not shit at least 30 x or more a day, it is a fake.

8. A panda’s paw has six, NOT five, phalanges. If u counted only five – u hv been shortchanged.
D missing phalanges probably ended up in someone’s tonic soups or medical shops.

9. Run some bleach on its black fur. If d black runs off, it is a fake.
Next apply some bleach on its white fur, if it turns out whiter than true white, d panda is in all likelihood a PAP supporter.
In dis case, even if it is a fake, secure dis FT at all costs without hesitation - MOM's order.

mamago:

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ChiefKiasu:

mamago:

Yeeee, I old flower eyes again? :scratchhead: What happen to that half tumbler of milk or water?

No. It is due to that apparition you saw but refused to tell us about. It goes like...
\"Mamagoooo...\"
\"Mammmagooooo....\"
\"You must tell the story of the great wroong done to mee....\"
\"That's the way to go....\"

U better fess up on the other thread.

Now back to regular programming.

mamago:

Yeeee, I old flower eyes again? :scratchhead: What happen to that half tumbler of milk or water?

ChiefKiasu:

ksi:

[quote=\"ChiefKiasu\"]
Really? I thought they would prefer saying 古特奶滴?

Nebber EXPRESS properly is it? kekeke

ChiefKiasu:

ksi:

[quote=\"ChiefKiasu\"]

Really? I thought they would prefer saying 古特奶滴?

Nebber EXPRESS properly is it? kekeke

ksi:

ChiefKiasu:

[quote=\"verykiasu2010\"]not true. ever since the Beijing Olympics, they can say 古特猫宁

Really? I thought they would prefer saying 古特奶滴?

ChiefKiasu:

verykiasu2010:

not true. ever since the Beijing Olympics, they can say 古特猫宁

Really? I thought they would prefer saying 古特奶滴?

ChiefKiasu:

verykiasu2010:

not true. ever since the Beijing Olympics, they can say 古特猫宁

Really? I thought they would prefer saying 古特奶滴?

verykiasu2010:

not true. ever since the Beijing Olympics, they can say 古特猫宁

pinky:

ChiefKiasu:

[quote=\"Way2GO\"]How to tell a genuine panda fr a fake


1. Check for evidence of stitching.
If have, it’s a fake likely consisting of an outer fur outfit with monkey inside.

2. Tug hard at each ‘eye patch’. If it comes off easily, it’s a fake panda.
If it doesn’t n panda gets agitated n angry, scram away very fast.

3. Raise d right armpit to look for a tag dat says “Made in China”.
If d tag says 'Made in Singapore' or anything other than d preceding exact phrase, then it is a fake.
While at it, take a sniff.
If it smells of onions, it’s a female; if it has a cheesy aroma, it’s a male.
If there’s no smell, it’s a fake.

4. Each genuine panda is stamped with a unique serial number at birth.
Serial number is currently at 80xx. Kai Kai & Jai Jai serial numbers are 8088 n 8089.
Lift up d panda’s short tail to check this number. Please scrutinise carefully.
If d arsehole does not form a perfectly round 'o', it is likely a fake or panda has been bestialized.

5. Check if panda knows kungfu.
Position yourself face to face with panda under examination n adopt a horse stance.
If panda responds immediately with a corresponding kungfu stance in readiness to engage, proceed to exchange a few strokes with d panda to confirm its kungfu skills.
Otherwise if panda pokes u in d eye then scurry off to hide, it is a fake.

6. D panda’s main diet is bamboo. If u offer prata n it consumes it readily, it is a fake.
Though a panda also has a huge body volume n leads a sedentary lifestyle (which includes entirely of eating, shitting, sleeping n making out), it has a low metabolic rate which does not adapt well to curries.

7. If a healthy well-fed panda does not shit at least 30 x or more a day, it is a fake.

8. A panda’s paw has six, NOT five, phalanges. If u counted only five – u hv been shortchanged.
D missing phalanges probably ended up in someone’s tonic soups or medical shops.

9. Run some bleach on its black fur. If d black runs off, it is a fake.
Next apply some bleach on its white fur, if it turns out whiter than true white, d panda is in all likelihood a PAP supporter.
In dis case, even if it is a fake, secure dis FT at all costs without hesitation - MOM's order.

Wah lao... can't believe I almost missed this gem... I laughed until I laosai. W2G... you have to pay for my lomotil.

ChiefKiasu:

Way2GO:

How to tell a genuine panda fr a fake


1. Check for evidence of stitching.
If have, it’s a fake likely consisting of an outer fur outfit with monkey inside.

2. Tug hard at each ‘eye patch’. If it comes off easily, it’s a fake panda.
If it doesn’t n panda gets agitated n angry, scram away very fast.

3. Raise d right armpit to look for a tag dat says “Made in China”.
If d tag says 'Made in Singapore' or anything other than d preceding exact phrase, then it is a fake.
While at it, take a sniff.
If it smells of onions, it’s a female; if it has a cheesy aroma, it’s a male.
If there’s no smell, it’s a fake.

4. Each genuine panda is stamped with a unique serial number at birth.
Serial number is currently at 80xx. Kai Kai & Jai Jai serial numbers are 8088 n 8089.
Lift up d panda’s short tail to check this number. Please scrutinise carefully.
If d arsehole does not form a perfectly round 'o', it is likely a fake or panda has been bestialized.

5. Check if panda knows kungfu.
Position yourself face to face with panda under examination n adopt a horse stance.
If panda responds immediately with a corresponding kungfu stance in readiness to engage, proceed to exchange a few strokes with d panda to confirm its kungfu skills.
Otherwise if panda pokes u in d eye then scurry off to hide, it is a fake.

6. D panda’s main diet is bamboo. If u offer prata n it consumes it readily, it is a fake.
Though a panda also has a huge body volume n leads a sedentary lifestyle (which includes entirely of eating, shitting, sleeping n making out), it has a low metabolic rate which does not adapt well to curries.

7. If a healthy well-fed panda does not shit at least 30 x or more a day, it is a fake.

8. A panda’s paw has six, NOT five, phalanges. If u counted only five – u hv been shortchanged.
D missing phalanges probably ended up in someone’s tonic soups or medical shops.

9. Run some bleach on its black fur. If d black runs off, it is a fake.
Next apply some bleach on its white fur, if it turns out whiter than true white, d panda is in all likelihood a PAP supporter.
In dis case, even if it is a fake, secure dis FT at all costs without hesitation - MOM's order.

Wah lao... can't believe I almost missed this gem... I laughed until I laosai. W2G... you have to pay for my lomotil.

Way2GO:

How to tell a genuine panda fr a fake


1. Check for evidence of stitching.
If have, it’s a fake likely consisting of an outer fur outfit with monkey inside.

2. Tug hard at each ‘eye patch’. If it comes off easily, it’s a fake panda.
If it doesn’t n panda gets agitated n angry, scram away very fast.

3. Raise d right armpit to look for a tag dat says “Made in China”.
If d tag says 'Made in Singapore' or anything other than d preceding exact phrase, then it is a fake.
While at it, take a sniff.
If it smells of onions, it’s a female; if it has a cheesy aroma, it’s a male.
If there’s no smell, it’s a fake.

4. Each genuine panda is stamped with a unique serial number at birth.
Serial number is currently at 80xx. Kai Kai & Jai Jai serial numbers are 8088 n 8089.
Lift up d panda’s short tail to check this number. Please scrutinise carefully.
If d arsehole does not form a perfectly round 'o', it is likely a fake or panda has been bestialized.

5. Check if panda knows kungfu.
Position yourself face to face with panda under examination n adopt a horse stance.
If panda responds immediately with a corresponding kungfu stance in readiness to engage, proceed to exchange a few strokes with d panda to confirm its kungfu skills.
Otherwise if panda pokes u in d eye then scurry off to hide, it is a fake.

6. D panda’s main diet is bamboo. If u offer prata n it consumes it readily, it is a fake.
Though a panda also has a huge body volume n leads a sedentary lifestyle (which includes entirely of eating, shitting, sleeping n making out), it has a low metabolic rate which does not adapt well to curries.

7. If a healthy well-fed panda does not shit at least 30 x or more a day, it is a fake.

8. A panda’s paw has six, NOT five, phalanges. If u counted only five – u hv been shortchanged.
D missing phalanges probably ended up in someone’s tonic soups or medical shops.

9. Run some bleach on its black fur. If d black runs off, it is a fake.
Next apply some bleach on its white fur, if it turns out whiter than true white, d panda is in all likelihood a PAP supporter.
In dis case, even if it is a fake, secure dis FT at all costs without hesitation - MOM's order.

Way2GO:

autumnbronze:

Oiiiii fren,

Can't load the clip leh ......

wat clip? Arh bah's Monet, Monet, Money?
can just click to play.

MummySTay:

Penn, Dr ksi's panda-on-a-swing avatar suits you just fine!
You get to fly through the air. :evil: :evil:

Be forewarned...it comes with a bong...crash...thud! :rotflmao:

autumnbronze:

Maybe you didn't do a good job lah ....

autumnbronze:

Eh, btw, how come she waited until you were done to admonish you arrrrh? Why not before or during :evil:

autumnbronze:

Oiiiii fren,

Can't load the clip leh ......

Way2GO:

autumnbronze:

........

Shooooo, now go read up on what Impressionism is all about

u r quite an arty-farty type, aren't u?
d only time I remembered leaving a heavy impression was on a girl’s neck in a moment of youthful passion,
who in perverse gratitude she admonished me with ‘don’t ever do that again!’
wat an ingrate! :razz:
nah, presenting to u d pioneer impressionist's fav song:
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETxmCCsMoD0][/youtube]

Pen88n:

ksi:

You people forever so hilarious....let me go find the special plane... kekeke


fightingmom, if a panda falls on me...be sure I will become prata!!! :rotflmao:

Aiyoyo......Dr Ksi so impt VIP.....how dare I fall on her??? All the ksp members will come after me :siam: and by then me panda will be the one becoming \"chao-ta\" (burnt - black & white) prata!!! :yikes:

ksi:

You people forever so hilarious....let me go find the special plane... kekeke


fightingmom, if a panda falls on me...be sure I will become prata!!! :rotflmao:

autumnbronze:

........

Shooooo, now go read up on what Impressionism is all about