<![CDATA[Special &quot;mushroom&quot;]]>http://forums.asiaone.com/showthread.php?t=50864#1


so funny.. the man holding the \"mushroom\" still squeeze for people to see the holes opening & shut. :rotflmao:

And why on earth did anyone bury this thing?

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/topic/36997/special-quot-mushroom-quotRSS for NodeFri, 24 Apr 2026 22:52:49 GMTThu, 21 Jun 2012 02:54:08 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Wed, 27 Jun 2012 04:27:28 GMT]]>:idea: maybe it is meant to be buried together with 秦始皇 just like the 兵马俑。。woah ...千年old sex toy ! 😆

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/784514https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/784514Wed, 27 Jun 2012 04:27:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Wed, 27 Jun 2012 04:22:42 GMT]]>

KSP:
maybe sex toys already existed during 秦始皇 time....

sure there was.

the sex toy museum used to be on Nanjing Road is proof with many exhibits dating all the way back ....

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/784505https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/784505Wed, 27 Jun 2012 04:22:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Wed, 27 Jun 2012 03:44:00 GMT]]>maybe sex toys already existed during 秦始皇 time…

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/784450https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/784450Wed, 27 Jun 2012 03:44:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Tue, 26 Jun 2012 02:47:07 GMT]]>

AC_Power:
kiddo:

Aiyoooo ekkkkkkkkkk 😓 😓

for once i thot we found a cure for mortality
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

It might still be, if you use it correctly. 🙂

:yikes: :faint: :nailbite: 😓 😓 😓 😓 😓
nowaday it's so hot i am sweating

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/783501https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/783501Tue, 26 Jun 2012 02:47:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Tue, 26 Jun 2012 02:32:50 GMT]]>

kiddo:
Aiyoooo ekkkkkkkkkk 😓 😓

for once i thot we found a cure for mortality
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It might still be, if you use it correctly. 🙂

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/783492https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/783492Tue, 26 Jun 2012 02:32:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 10:51:45 GMT]]>Aiyoooo ekkkkkkkkkk 😓 😓

for once i thot we found a cure for mortality
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781478https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781478Thu, 21 Jun 2012 10:51:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 10:26:42 GMT]]>the mushroom 没眼看 :slapshead:

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781470https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781470Thu, 21 Jun 2012 10:26:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 10:18:02 GMT]]>

Way2GO:
u all gotta read dis to believe d audacity of China con-man :yikes:


Reporter Ye Yunfeng's amazing rediscovery of Emperor Qin Shi Huang's secret to longevity -- the taisui lingzhi mushroom -- has spurred local entrepreneurship and spawned a whole new industry.
One very enterprising street cleaner who makes additional income by hawking things off the street is now passing off artificial vajayjays as the long lost magic mushroom, and selling them for as much as 18,000RMB (US$2,800)!
He even has a highly authoritative sales pitch playing off his laptop on loop -- the Xi'an TV news report which has since gone viral all over the world.
When one \"prospective buyer\" questions the man about the veracity of the report, he answers matter-of-factly, \"It's on the news. How can it be fake?\"
Pointing to the cheapest taisui available which is labelled \"young mushroom\" and going for a very affordable 800RMB, the buyer fails to contain his laughter as he asks the seller how old the mushroom is.
\"About ten years old,\" came the response.
\"Why doesn't it have an 'eye' then?\"
\"That's because it hasn't matured fully,\" replied the seasoned salesman. \"Once it's fully grown, it'll have the 'eye'.\"
With entrepreneurs like this, there's great hope that China will breeze through the global economic storm and upturn any downturn that may come its way.

18,000RMB for a mature taishui! :rotflmao:
Wahahaha... Ten years still doesn't have \"eyes\" :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
This is soooo funny :rotflmao:

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781465https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781465Thu, 21 Jun 2012 10:18:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 10:08:47 GMT]]>u all gotta read dis to believe d audacity of China con-man :yikes:


Reporter Ye Yunfeng's amazing rediscovery of Emperor Qin Shi Huang's secret to longevity -- the taisui lingzhi mushroom -- has spurred local entrepreneurship and spawned a whole new industry.
One very enterprising street cleaner who makes additional income by hawking things off the street is now passing off artificial vajayjays as the long lost magic mushroom, and selling them for as much as 18,000RMB (US$2,800)!
He even has a highly authoritative sales pitch playing off his laptop on loop -- the Xi'an TV news report which has since gone viral all over the world.
When one \"prospective buyer\" questions the man about the veracity of the report, he answers matter-of-factly, \"It's on the news. How can it be fake?\"
Pointing to the cheapest taisui available which is labelled \"young mushroom\" and going for a very affordable 800RMB, the buyer fails to contain his laughter as he asks the seller how old the mushroom is.
\"About ten years old,\" came the response.
\"Why doesn't it have an 'eye' then?\"
\"That's because it hasn't matured fully,\" replied the seasoned salesman. \"Once it's fully grown, it'll have the 'eye'.\"
With entrepreneurs like this, there's great hope that China will breeze through the global economic storm and upturn any downturn that may come its way.

18,000RMB for a mature taishui! :rotflmao:

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781462https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781462Thu, 21 Jun 2012 10:08:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 08:22:55 GMT]]>For all you know the magic mushroom belongs to the villager who 'discovered' it because he didn't want his wife to know his extra curricular activities. 😄 So it was never buried 80m deep. Just 8cm deep. 😄

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781403https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781403Thu, 21 Jun 2012 08:22:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 06:23:35 GMT]]>

fightingmom:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Whoever owned it in the first place must be desperately trying his best to bury it - 80m deep ! Take how long to dig huh ? 😆
How wld I know? :roll:
80m takes a long time to dig with manual tools,
Shaanxi must be dry for one to hv to dig > 80 m to hit a water-table.
wat I can tell u is
dis villager is not too smart to get d 'hoax' exposed on national tv.
He shd hv kept it away fr national tv but just divulge his find to fellow villagers n neighbouring villages.
Then he will get many wells without much effort! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781319https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781319Thu, 21 Jun 2012 06:23:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 06:23:11 GMT]]>I liked how they described it… shiny, fleshy…


Wah you all really 想象力丰富

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781318https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781318Thu, 21 Jun 2012 06:23:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:48:07 GMT]]>anyway the station apologised for the blunder and the reporter was chided for her ignorance.. or was it innocence?? :evil:

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781297https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781297Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:48:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:38:47 GMT]]>

Way2GO:
limlim:

[quote=\"verykiasu2010\"]

instead this mushroom caused 秦始皇 to die from exhaustion and over exertion with all his concubines

this statement is like a bit wrong leh..

got concubines need mushroom for what?? mushrooms are for the deprived.. and he doesn't seems to be so..

Oh, now I get it.
He died fr eating it!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:[/quote]
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Whoever owned it in the first place must be desperately trying his best to bury it - 80m deep ! Take how long to dig huh ? 😆

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781288https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781288Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:38:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:33:57 GMT]]>

Way2GO:
limlim:

[quote=\"verykiasu2010\"]

instead this mushroom caused 秦始皇 to die from exhaustion and over exertion with all his concubines

this statement is like a bit wrong leh..

got concubines need mushroom for what?? mushrooms are for the deprived.. and he doesn't seems to be so..

Oh, now I get it.
He died fr eating it!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:[/quote]Ooooooo so that is what vk is trying to say........

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781285https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781285Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:33:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:06:57 GMT]]>

Way2GO:
verykiasu2010:


instead this mushroom caused 秦始皇 to die from exhaustion and over exertion with all his concubines

:skeptical:
秦始皇 has harem, why he still need to resort to dis playthingy? 😂

it was sold to him as the real elixir of life by his eunuchs, he ate and died, at a young age ...... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

ok ok it was fun to make all this up .... :rotflmao:

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781262https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781262Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:06:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:06:47 GMT]]>

limlim:
verykiasu2010:



instead this mushroom caused 秦始皇 to die from exhaustion and over exertion with all his concubines

this statement is like a bit wrong leh..

got concubines need mushroom for what?? mushrooms are for the deprived.. and he doesn't seems to be so..

Oh, now I get it.
He died fr eating it!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781261https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781261Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:06:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:05:26 GMT]]>

verykiasu2010:

instead this mushroom caused 秦始皇 to die from exhaustion and over exertion with all his concubines
:skeptical:
秦始皇 has harem, why he still need to resort to dis playthingy? 😂

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781257https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781257Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:05:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:04:39 GMT]]>

limlim:
verykiasu2010:



instead this mushroom caused 秦始皇 to die from exhaustion and over exertion with all his concubines

this statement is like a bit wrong leh..

got concubines need mushroom for what?? mushrooms are for the deprived.. and he doesn't seems to be so..

he got so many concubines and he needed the mushroom he thought was the real elixir of life to help him get over the exertion and exhaustion :evil: :evil:

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781256https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781256Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:04:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:00:29 GMT]]>

verykiasu2010:


instead this mushroom caused 秦始皇 to die from exhaustion and over exertion with all his concubines
this statement is like a bit wrong leh..

got concubines need mushroom for what?? mushrooms are for the deprived.. and he doesn't seems to be so..

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781253https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781253Thu, 21 Jun 2012 05:00:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 03:45:32 GMT]]>

fightingmom:
Wahahaha... Now we finally solved the mystery why 秦始皇 never achieved longevity ... Cos this \"mushroom\" ain't the lingzhi mushroom that he was looking for ! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

instead this mushroom caused 秦始皇 to die from exhaustion and over exertion with all his concubines

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781200https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781200Thu, 21 Jun 2012 03:45:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 03:44:13 GMT]]>shouldn't this be in notti corner? :evil:

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781199https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781199Thu, 21 Jun 2012 03:44:13 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 03:37:56 GMT]]>

shinri:
http://forums.asiaone.com/showthread.php?t=50864#1


so funny.. the man holding the \"mushroom\" still squeeze for people to see the holes opening & shut. :rotflmao:

And why on earth did anyone bury this thing?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thx for sharing.
Its hidden 80m deep n yet someone found it?
d tv coverage, on hindsight, is simply
HILARIOUS!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781188https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781188Thu, 21 Jun 2012 03:37:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Special &quot;mushroom&quot; on Thu, 21 Jun 2012 03:26:13 GMT]]>Wahahaha... Now we finally solved the mystery why 秦始皇 never achieved longevity ... Cos this \"mushroom\" ain't the lingzhi mushroom that he was looking for ! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

]]>https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781178https://forum.kiasuparents.com/post/781178Thu, 21 Jun 2012 03:26:13 GMT