Cure Gastic: Eat Banana

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 08:56:04 GMT

buds hubs — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 08:56:04 GMT

ChiefKiasu:
Like IT, such conversations eventually run out of steam. You can only have so much gas

:rotflmao:

Hmmm... Does this mean that its time to get more Bananas?? :?

On second thought better not lah.. later get constipated again.

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 07:00:28 GMT

ChiefKiasu — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 07:00:28 GMT

buds hubs:
:? So you people finally decided to stop talking about \"IT\" huh..

Like IT, such conversations eventually run out of steam. You can only have so much gas

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:15:31 GMT

buds hubs — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 06:15:31 GMT

:? So you people finally decided to stop talking about \"IT\" huh..

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:59:11 GMT

buds hubs — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:59:11 GMT

schellen:

I shoulo lend you one of my T-shirts to wear while you run. It's bright orange and on the front, it says: \"Don't smoke near me. I have gas.\" And on the back, it shows a bear \"taking off\". :rotflmao:

Sorry, really off-topic. :oops:

Haha... schellen... It will be an honour to wear your T-shirt!! :lol:

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:21:27 GMT

schellen — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:21:27 GMT

buds hubs:
Btw; It does give me the kinda \"NITRO\" boost while running.. :rotflmao:

:lovesite:

I should lend you one of my T-shirts to wear while you run. It's bright orange and on the front, it says: \"Don't smoke near me. I have gas.\" And on the back, it shows a bear \"taking off\". :rotflmao:

Sorry, really off-topic. :oops:

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:13:35 GMT

buds hubs — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:13:35 GMT

RRMummy:
schellen:
[quote=\"cmm\"]
Ahh... so this is your secret weapon to win the race cos all your opponents would have fainted behind you? :faint: kekeke... :siam: :lol:
Or maybe buds hubs was trying to use methane propulsion to boost his speeds ala Wile E. Coyote. :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You guys are real jokers!!

Thank you for the booster! I really needed one! :lovesite: :celebrate:[/quote]
All you guys/gals in KSP never fail to amaze me..

You people really can switch from one topic to another.. :roll:

Firstly, we were talking about gastric and it led to constipation..

Next we were talking about Bananas and how did it end up with Papayas..

And now.. we are talking about FART??? What the H#@? :?

Btw; It does give me the kinda \"NITRO\" boost while running.. :rotflmao:

:lovesite:

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:55:24 GMT

RRMummy — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:55:24 GMT

schellen:
cmm:
[quote=\"buds hubs\"]....I do let out gas while running though.. :oops: really pity whoever is at

the back. :lol:
Ahh... so this is your secret weapon to win the race cos all your opponents would have fainted behind you? :faint: kekeke... :siam: :lol:

Or maybe buds hubs was trying to use methane propulsion to boost his speeds ala Wile E. Coyote. :rotflmao:[/quote] :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You guys are real jokers!!

Thank you for the booster! I really needed one! :lovesite: :celebrate:

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:09:05 GMT

ChiefKiasu — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:09:05 GMT

schellen:
... Got KSPs or not?...

No... but you get to patent the idea together with buds_hubs. Since no external devices are involved in your proposed method of propulsion, it should be perfectly legal even for the Olympics. But Greenpeace may come after you for the damage to the ozone layer, WHO may have its concerns with the lowering the quality of air fit for human consumption, and fire insurance premiums will have to be increased due to the high level of methane around stadiums.

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:58:19 GMT

schellen — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:58:19 GMT

ChiefKiasu:
schellen:
... Or maybe buds hubs was trying to use methane propulsion to boost his speeds ala Wile E. Coyote. :rotflmao:

schellen wins the prize for the Most Innovative Explanation For Why buds_hubs Farts When Running In Marathons. :udawoman:

Got KSPs or not? http://www.msnrules.com/emoticons/onion/onion48.gif\">

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:51:01 GMT

ChiefKiasu — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:51:01 GMT

schellen:
... Or maybe buds hubs was trying to use methane propulsion to boost his speeds ala Wile E. Coyote. :rotflmao:

schellen wins the prize for the Most Innovative Explanation For Why buds_hubs Farts When Running In Marathons. :udawoman:

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:26:25 GMT

schellen — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:26:25 GMT

cmm:
buds hubs:
....I do let out gas while running though.. :oops: really pity whoever is at

the back. :lol:
Ahh... so this is your secret weapon to win the race cos all your opponents would have fainted behind you? :faint: kekeke... :siam: :lol:

Or maybe buds hubs was trying to use methane propulsion to boost his speeds ala Wile E. Coyote. :rotflmao:

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:35:10 GMT

ChiefKiasu — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:35:10 GMT

cmm:
buds hubs:
....I do let out gas while running though.. :oops: really pity whoever is at

the back. :lol:
Ahh... so this is your secret weapon to win the race cos all your opponents would have fainted behind you? :faint: kekeke... :siam: :lol:

No lah... he's only trying to keep their minds off their gastric pain.

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:14:22 GMT

buds — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:14:22 GMT

Wah liao, cmm! :laugh:

Didn't noe you were this funny!

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:38:47 GMT

cmm — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:38:47 GMT

buds hubs:
....I do let out gas while running though.. :oops: really pity whoever is at

the back. :lol:

Ahh... so this is your secret weapon to win the race cos all your opponents would have fainted behind you? :faint: kekeke... :siam: :lol:

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:00:54 GMT

ChiefKiasu — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:00:54 GMT

I have always thought the PAPAYA is considered the more therapeutic fruit, with all kinds of medical advantages? What I know is that a tiny piece of it can cure me of any constipation, even if I have none to begin with :!: .

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:19:08 GMT

sunflower — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:19:08 GMT

I guess eating too much bananas may contribute in some ways to constipation? I remembered reading somewhere to eat the BRAT diet, ie. bananas, rice, applesauce without sugar, toast, pasta, potatoes if someone has diarrhoea. So I guess eating bananas help to control the watery stool, or at least do not aggravate the condition...

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:02:15 GMT

sashimi — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:02:15 GMT

I personally feel that modern humans eat WAY too much, much more than is necessary, and I think that the amount of carbs we consume is obscene. So I set out to cut my carbs by 1/3. Hence :

schellen:

sashimi will take very full breakfasts, fruits for lunch, then moderate dinner (heavy dinner if eating out once in a while).

I started taking fruits for lunch in Aug 2007, so I'm coming to my 2nd year. I always take 2 slices of papaya and 2 other somethings, usually apple/pineapple/dragonfruit/pear. I've gradually lost some 5-6 kg on this diet alone.

Actually on the subject of gastric which has to do with the digestive system, I'd like to point out that the papaya transforms your bowels. If you eat papaya regularly, not only do your faeces come out clean, they don't stink (in fact they kinda smell like papaya).

Bananas do not work for me, they make my bowels too bulky (i.e. very difficult to pass out of body). In fact, they were DISASTROUS on my DD when she was a baby, caused us massive problems with her bowels.

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:47:46 GMT

buds hubs — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:47:46 GMT

hquek:
for slimming, I find that skipping carbs works. Someone I know slimmed down a lot after eliminating carbs. But it's not recommended for the long run cos your body is burning proteins/fats - not efficient and produces more toxins. My take is to eat some carbs, just lesser.

Yupp.. reducing carbs definately works for slimming..

Asians generally tend to consume more carbs as part of our daily diet.

Perhaps minimising our daily rice intake and switching to other sources of carbs ie: bread or noodles may help a little.

qms:
Eating more than 2 bananas will cause constipation? :?

Hmmm.. I eat 2-3 Delmonte bananas prior to my long runs.. So far no
constipation leh!! :?

I do let out gas while running though.. :oops: really pity whoever is at
the back. :lol:

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:19:36 GMT

qms — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:19:36 GMT

dido:
Don't eat more than 2, you may suffer from constipation.

Eating more than 2 bananas will cause constipation? :?

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:16:48 GMT

en107rn.01056yahoo.01056com.01056sg — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:16:48 GMT

[quote]Hi,

Here is a cure for those who are suffering from gastric.

Simply eat 2 bananas (not those Delmonte).

Try and share your experience.
[/quote]That's interesting. I might want to try that if the pills doesn't work. I only suffer from gastric when I am faced with extreme work stress. Usually need to pop the gastric pills and must at least try to sleep it off. I'll try the banana if the gastric strikes again.

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 07:29:43 GMT

schellen — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 07:29:43 GMT

jedamum:
I don't have gastric issues, but am thinking of skipping lunch for slimming/lazy reasons. Is taking a full breakfast an alternative to safely skiplunch without gastric consequence?

Please don't ask me to eat salad - i don't feast of grassy greens though my zodiac sign is otherwise.

sashimi will take very full breakfasts, fruits for lunch, then moderate dinner (heavy dinner if eating out once in a while). It works for him but not for me cos I'll be hungry by 3-4pm and I don't get to eat dinner till 8pm usually.

P.S. I have a high metabolic rate while his is much lower.

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:40:46 GMT

hquek — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:40:46 GMT

for slimming, I find that skipping carbs works. Someone I know slimmed down a lot after eliminating carbs.

But it’s not recommended for the long run cos your body is burning proteins/fats - not efficient and produces more toxins. My take is to eat some carbs, just lesser.

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:16:53 GMT

buds hubs — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 06:16:53 GMT

jedamum:
I don't have gastric issues, but am thinking of skipping lunch for slimming/lazy reasons. Is taking a full breakfast an alternative to safely skiplunch without gastric consequence?

If you are planning to skip lunch due to whatever reasons, I would
suggest that you have a \"full\" breakfast. It is not a 100% guaranteed
preventive measure for gastric but it certainly reduces the risk of getting
one.

Studies have shown that people who skip breakfast tend to eat more
during lunch - hence gaining more weight in the process as compared to
those who have a hearty breakfast and skipping lunch..

If you dont eat grassy greens, you may wanna try fruit salads for lunch..
Alternatively, muesli bars with low fat or yoghurt should do the trick to
curb the hunger pangs and sugar cravings..

:celebrate:

Reply to Cure Gastic: Eat Banana on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:58:06 GMT

jedamum — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:58:06 GMT

I don't have gastric issues, but am thinking of skipping lunch for slimming/lazy reasons. Is taking a full breakfast an alternative to safely skiplunch without gastric consequence?

Please don't ask me to eat salad - i don't feast of grassy greens though my zodiac sign is otherwise.