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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • E Offline
      en107rn.01056yahoo.01056com.01056sg
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      [quote]CSI #1


      DD2 : Hey, what's this under your pillow dad?

      *Holding up a french cap wrapper*

      DD2 : Hor, daddy has treats and never share.

      Hubs : Not for kids. This kinda treats only for mummy.

      Me :

      CSI #2

      DD2 : Hey, not again...

      DD2 : Another treat. And always forget to clear.

      Me : Wasn't me.

      Hubs : Nah-uh.. wasn't me either.

      DD2 : But you said these treats were not for kids.

      DD2 : So can't be me, right?

      *Hubs got rid of the evidence*

      Us : and then....

      CSI #3

      DD2 : Ooooh Dadda.. look wat i found...

      Hubs : Wat???

      DD2 : This.

      Hubs : Gimme. That's just rubbish.

      DD2 : But this one is not rubbish. It's not even open!

      Rule of thumb : Clear (evidence) rubbish immediately after use. Period.

      Thank goodness, it's not my job. [/quote] :rotflmao: I got the same problem too!!! Only the boi very 😐 thinking how come sweets can eat in the bedroom.

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        en107rn.01056yahoo.01056com.01056sg
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        [quote] DH nearly flooored coz I think he was at first wondering if the 5-letter B word was one that rhymed with itch![/quote]
        Talking about this word, ds and dd were watching tv. Not sure what show was it but in the middle of it, ds came hopping to me to share about it.

        ds: Come mummy, watch this very interesting show with us.
        me: Don wan. Lazy, I want to read.
        ds: You know what I'm watching. This family kept a piglet and dogs. The piglet is drinking milk from the B I T C H (he spells the word out).
        me: Why must you spell the word out?
        ds: You know mummy, it is not a very nice word to say.
        me: Just say it out, since you are referring to female dog, it's okay.
        ds: Wah...don't want. Still not a very nice word.

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        • B Offline
          buds
          last edited by

          Heyya EN, my girls do the spell-cast too! :rotflmao:

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          • tankeeT Offline
            tankee
            last edited by

            One day, after reading a book on Solar System


            DS : Dad … Mom … I’m the SUN, you are the planets and you revolve around me … and without me, your days will be so dark.

            My wife & Me looked at each other speechless. He is sooooo right.

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            • B Offline
              buds
              last edited by

              WOW! Smart aleck you got yourself there! :!:

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                Andaiz
                last edited by

                tankee:
                One day, after reading a book on Solar System


                DS : Dad ... Mom .... I'm the SUN, you are the planets and you revolve around me ... and without me, your days will be so dark.

                My wife & Me looked at each other speechless. He is sooooo right.
                Wow, great lingustic skill you've got in that one, tankee...I'm impressed! šŸ˜‰

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                  tutormum
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                  tankee:
                  One day, after reading a book on Solar System


                  DS : Dad ... Mom .... I'm the SUN, you are the planets and you revolve around me ... and without me, your days will be so dark.

                  My wife & Me looked at each other speechless. He is sooooo right.
                  :rotflmao: Wonder where he gets the idea. šŸ˜‰
                  Let me share this one:

                  One Sunday afternoon, I was ironing in the living room while trying to get DS3 (who was playing computer for the past hour) to study for his PSLE.

                  Me: Pls get off the com and start studying. You have played enough.
                  DS3: Let me finish my last game pls
                  Me: I give u 5 mins
                  DS3: ok (but took 20 mins after some nagging)
                  However, he went to the kitchen to get something to eat before switching on the t.v.
                  Me: Why are u eating? How about your revision? Who said you can on the tv?
                  DS3: I'm hungry. Can't study on an empty stomach. Let me watch t.v. while eating.
                  Me: Ok, finish it and start studying, plssss
                  DS3: Ya, sure
                  He took about 20 mins and after seeing that he had finished eating, I stared at him and he looked at me sheepishly,
                  DS3: Can I get a drink, plss
                  Me: Hurry, make it quick.
                  DS3: ok
                  DS3 ran to the kitchen, however after getting his drink he came back to the living room and looked at me pleadingly.
                  DS3: Can I have an ice cream, plss
                  That's the last straw as it was more than an hour since I told him to hit the books so I stood up holding the iron threateningly at him.
                  Me: You either start now or I'll throw this iron at you!
                  DS3 stood up and before running into the room : I think you need some anger management.
                  :!: :faint:

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                    BigDevil
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                    After 3rd day of primary one....


                    DD: I hope teacher will select me to be class monitor.

                    Me: That's good. But you know, even if you are not selected this time, there are other chances.

                    DD: Oh yes, there's still P2, P3, P4, P5 and P6.

                    Me: :lol: That's right, but I think the class monitor will be changed periodically throughout the year.

                    DD: Is that so??

                    Me: Yes, I believe so. So even if you are not selected at first, you should observe how other performs their duties, and learn how to be a good monitor.

                    DD: Oh...in that case, I hope to be the last monitor.

                    Me: So you can learn from all the previous monitors and be the best one?

                    DD: No....so I don't have to hand over the job to someone else!

                    :shock: ...I think I have a power-hungry girl....

                    Update after Day 4: The form teacher DID select her to be class monitor!

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                      schellen
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                      buds:
                      CSI #1


                      DD2 : Hey, what's this under your pillow dad?

                      *Holding up a french cap wrapper*

                      DD2 : Hor, daddy has treats and never share. šŸ˜›

                      Hubs : Not for kids. This kinda treats only for mummy.

                      Me : :faint:

                      CSI #2

                      DD2 : Hey, not again... :roll:

                      DD2 : Another treat. And always forget to clear.

                      Me : Wasn't me. :roll:

                      Hubs : Nah-uh.. wasn't me either.

                      DD2 : But you said these treats were not for kids.

                      DD2 : So can't be me, right?

                      *Hubs got rid of the evidence*

                      Us : :siam: and then.... :rotflmao:

                      CSI #3

                      DD2 : Ooooh Dadda.. look wat i found... :evil:

                      Hubs : Wat??? :roll:

                      DD2 : This. 😐

                      Hubs : Gimme. That's just rubbish.

                      DD2 : But this one is not rubbish. :idea: It's not even open!

                      Rule of thumb : Clear (evidence) rubbish immediately after use. Period.

                      Thank goodness, it's not my job. :politebleah:
                      luckily, we dun hv such scenarios since we hate \"eating candies in bed\". :rotflmao:

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                        schellen
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                        tankee:
                        One day, after reading a book on Solar System


                        DS : Dad ... Mom .... I'm the SUN, you are the planets and you revolve around me ... and without me, your days will be so dark.

                        My wife & Me looked at each other speechless. He is sooooo right.
                        our dd1 already knows how great she is since she's named after a goddess. :roll:

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