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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      autumnbronze
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      My two and a half yr old DS’s favourite song at the moment:


      DS: jingle bum, jingle bum, jingle all the way, oh what fun, it is to ride on my bum bum bum bum bum HEY (shout) …

      Ever since he picked up the word, he’s been experimenting its usage in whatever way possible.

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        Muffins
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        tankee:
        One day, after reading a book on Solar System


        DS : Dad ... Mom .... I'm the SUN, you are the planets and you revolve around me ... and without me, your days will be so dark.

        My wife & Me looked at each other speechless. He is sooooo right.
        WOW! You got yourself a smart, and smart alecky son, i mean SUN there! :rotflmao: :lol:

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          schellen
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          BigDevil:
          schellen:


          luckily, we dun hv such scenarios since we hate \"eating candies in bed\". :rotflmao:

          Hmmm....so where do you and sashimi eat candies??
          :idea: ...in the kitchen? In the backseat of the car? :evil: :lol:

          we hate \"candies\". we prefer its market rival, mirena, anytime, any day. πŸ˜‰

          toothbrush toothbrush toothbrush muahahahaha....

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            BigDevil
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            autumnbronze:

            Do you REALLY want to know, or are you fishing for new ways to \"eat candies\" πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜„
            Well if schellen says they don't eat candies in bed, you can't help wondering where they eat it right?? So pardon me if my imagination runs wild... :evil: :evil:

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              BigDevil
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              schellen:
              we hate \"candies\". we prefer its market rival, mirena, anytime, any day. πŸ˜‰

              A so desu ne....Devil old liao...forgot reading about it in the other thread.
              So not just anytime, any day...anywhere also can lah eh? :evil: :evil: [quote]toothbrush toothbrush toothbrush muahahahaha....[/quote]Doh! Never mind me. I'm under a rock...I'm under a rock...

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                buds
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                schellen:
                BigDevil:

                [quote=\"schellen\"]
                luckily, we dun hv such scenarios since we hate \"eating candies in bed\". :rotflmao:

                Hmmm....so where do you and sashimi eat candies??
                :idea: ...in the kitchen? In the backseat of the car? :evil: :lol:

                we hate \"candies\". we prefer its market rival, mirena, anytime, any day. πŸ˜‰

                toothbrush toothbrush toothbrush muahahahaha....[/quote]:rotflmao:

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                  buds
                  last edited by

                  BigDevil:
                  autumnbronze:


                  Do you REALLY want to know, or are you fishing for new ways to \"eat candies\" πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜„

                  Well if schellen says they don't eat candies in bed, you can't help wondering where they eat it right?? So pardon me if my imagination runs wild... :evil: :evil:

                  Schellen doesn't need to have candies. :evil: Period. πŸ˜‰

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                    BlurBee
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                    This morning my mum was talking abt ntuc started selling lots of new year goodies.

                    Grandma: ntuc so kiasu, started to sell now.
                    DS2: Po Po, is Kiasu Parent lah.
                    Me :faint:

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                      tankee
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                      :lol: :lol: :lol:

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                        schellen
                        last edited by

                        buds:
                        Schellen doesn't need to have candies. :evil: Period. πŸ˜‰

                        since schellen doesn't have candies, schellen has no periods.
                        Moral of the story: Don't eat candies.
                        :rotflmao:

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