Unforgettable embarrassing moments.. ...

[auntieM]

Have you been caught with zipper undone at the wrong place, mistaken your

friend's maid for his wife....or worse?

Can share your encounters here for some giggles please

[auntieM]

Once I got into the lift and bumped into my DS's school teacher with an elderly man.

Without activating my peabrain I said: \"Hi! Your dad?\", and smiled back at the man looking in my direction.
She answered me: \"No, my boyfriend.\"
That was my slowest lift ride ever! :oops: ...


:stupid:

[MMM]

I had my fair bit of embarrassing moments that lasted donkey years ago but everytime my hubby brings it up, I still feel very embarrassed.


Just sharing one of them.

We joined the insight tour in europe. At the last day of the tour, everyone queued up to hug the female tour guide to say thanks and goodbye.....

She is rather tall (at least 1.8m). As I was trying to hug her, I actually ended up squeezing her breast :!: We were like oops. But for my hubby who stood behind me and witnessed the whole thing, he will always bring it up to laugh at me. Imagine... the tour guide must be thinking that it's some Spore culture. :oops: :oops:

[ChiefKiasu]

I was at a beach in Tioman years ago with my then-girlfriend during the off-season and there was this gorgeous angmoh babe strutting around TOPLESS, and kept staring in our direction. My ego was totally deflated when I finally realized that she was trying to make eye contact with my girlfriend :faint:

[tutormum]

DH and I were only married for a while when we went out with his sis and her DH. I was engrossed with the scenery and as I wanted to share a moment with DH, I slipped my arm into his. I turned and faced him as I was pointing to something. Imagine how shocked I was when I looked right into his bro in law face. I was :oops: :oops: and DH was :x at my absent-mindedness. Luckily, his sis and bro in law were understanding and :whut: :rotflmao:

[buds]

Once in school, I was up next to receive my prize on stage.


There was a pair of new shoes bought for me some time back.
I wanted to use them for the prize presentation, but mom said
no. Cos it was still loose and will not be comfortable. Oh well...
i didn't listen naturally. :roll: I received not only the prize but a
retribution so quick for not listening to mumsie. I tripped
over my shoe (friction with the squeaky clean stage), flipped
over and fell on my bum and the shoe fell on my head and i
had to get up again with bruised ego and of course bum... AND
head... to go take my prize. There was dead silence through the
few minutes, then laughter then muffled laughter & then silence
again. Roaring laughter from everyone came again when all the
students were leaving the hall. I was the joke of the week.

Consolation was... there were genuine friends who wondered if
i was hurt and whether i was feeling ok. Well, i was ok cept for
the bruised ego lar.. :laugh:

[ChiefKiasu]

buds:

Once in school, I was up next to receive my prize on stage...

Sigh... what wouldn't I give to see that on youtube

[buds]

During one meet up with KSP buying my books..

I went up to a lady asking.. \"Blurbee?\" She moved
her body away from me, shoulders shrugging & later
on shook her head, unable to even speak. She must've
thought i was looking for my lesbian girlfriend. Upon seeing
the beautiful Blurbee herself... my embarrassment died off.

I was the blur banana that day. :laugh:

[buds]

ChiefKiasu:

buds:

Once in school, I was up next to receive my prize on stage...

Sigh... what wouldn't I give to see that on youtube

:stupid: Thank goodness we weren't so savvy then.. :siam:

[ChiefKiasu]

buds:

During one meet up with KSP buying my books..

I went up to a lady asking.. \"Blurbee?\" She moved
her body away from me, shoulders shrugging & later
on shook her head, unable to even speak. She must've
thought i was looking for my lesbian girlfriend. Upon seeing
the beautiful Blurbee herself... my embarrassment died off.

I was the blur banana that day. :laugh:

Maybe she thought you were trying to: \"Remember me?\" with your mouth full. It is intimidating to have women coming up to you saying that. I would shrink away too :lol: