Unforgettable embarrassing moments.. ...

[ChiefKiasu]

buds:

During one meet up with KSP buying my books..

I went up to a lady asking.. \"Blurbee?\" She moved
her body away from me, shoulders shrugging & later
on shook her head, unable to even speak. She must've
thought i was looking for my lesbian girlfriend. Upon seeing
the beautiful Blurbee herself... my embarrassment died off.

I was the blur banana that day. :laugh:

Maybe she thought you were trying to: \"Remember me?\" with your mouth full. It is intimidating to have women coming up to you saying that. I would shrink away too :lol:

[auntieM]

Over at a cocktail party one angmoh guy was trying to make small talk with my galfriend and me.


Angmoh: I travel alot and go over to the far east quite frequently.. ...
Galfriend: Far East side a bit off for me lah, I normally go over to Taka and
Wisma side....


Up till today, my galfriend still insist it was the angmoh's fault for 'misleading'
her :faint:

[jedamum]

this happened at one of the mall's toilet.

husband offered to bring the boys to toilet.
i followed them into the toilet and then the following thoughts went through my head, in the following order, in a few seconds...
\"wa, so many good daddies bringing their kids to the toilet\"
\"huh? isn't that one too young to be a daddy?\"
\"wait....is this a kids'(boys') loo or.....\"
:shock: ...i laughed loudly to mask my embarrassment and quickly exit the toilet.

how can install this (similar to this) type of signage at a male toilet mah! so misleading! :stupid:

http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxo4i1i

[autumnbronze]

auntieM:

Over at a cocktail party one angmoh guy was trying to make small talk with my galfriend and me.


Angmoh: I travel alot and go over to the far east quite frequently.. ...
Galfriend: Far East side a bit off for me lah, I normally go over to Taka and
Wisma side....


Up till today, my galfriend still insist it was the angmoh's fault for 'misleading'
her :faint:

Oh auntieM, this is hilarious :rotflmao:

I am still cracking my head for mine (moment) ....

[Blobbi]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:


There are so many good ones here, wahahaha! *wiping tears from my eyes*!!!

I contribute later.

[jtoh]

auntieM:

Over at a cocktail party one angmoh guy was trying to make small talk with my galfriend and me.


Angmoh: I travel alot and go over to the far east quite frequently.. ...
Galfriend: Far East side a bit off for me lah, I normally go over to Taka and
Wisma side....


Up till today, my galfriend still insist it was the angmoh's fault for 'misleading'
her :faint:

Really funny!!!

[qms]

ChiefKiasu:

My ego was totally deflated when I finally realized that she was trying to make eye contact with my girlfriend :faint:

She wanted your girlfriend to join in the \"parade\", and hence the eye contact. :rotflmao:

[tankee]

auntieM:

Over at a cocktail party one angmoh guy was trying to make small talk with my galfriend and me.


Angmoh: I travel alot and go over to the far east quite frequently.. ...
Galfriend: Far East side a bit off for me lah, I normally go over to Taka and
Wisma side....


Up till today, my galfriend still insist it was the angmoh's fault for 'misleading'
her :faint:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[auntieM]

It was a party nite and I arrived late at crowded disco.

Managed to find my friends and couldn't wait but complain away...

Me : Wah piang! Outside valet struggling with a orbit looking red sports car with pattern one...
My friend: That's my new car...

Dunno where to hide siah, somemore still sober cannot blame on
alcohol :oops:

[MMM]

We were at a traffic junction with a car full of relatives from China. My mum commented that the car didn’t turn on their headlights.


Silly me… thought she was referring to the car beside us. Feeling helpful, I wind down the window and signal to the driver (like doing twinkle star gesture to signal no lights). He was actually very beng looking…

His window was down at that point and he just looked at me trying to understand what I meant. To my horror… I realised that my mum was referring to the car in opposite direction. :!:

I quickly wind up the window and acted as though nothing has happened while the man just kept looking in my direction looking confused… The red light seems to last a long time. My hubby was like… that beng man must be wondering why you did that gesture to him.

Now whenever we stop beside a car, he would occasionally remember this and laugh at me again.