Kids say the darnest things...

[autumnbronze]

jedamum:

the time was 8.50pm.

ds2 (holding a cd and his blue stool) : daddy i want play computer.
dh (watching youtube halfway) : ok, but you have to wait until 9pm.
me (pointing to the clock) : you have to wait for this hand to move to here at 9 o'clock.
ds2 : OK! i go turn.
and he put down his stuff, happily climbed to reach the cupboard clock and turn its knob to change the time to 9pm.
ds2 : daddy see! 9 o'clock! yeah!!!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[on_plus_kiasu]

DD2 is only 1 year and 4 months. Have been to Toys'R'Us twice in her entire life. Today, we decided to go to the outlet at Forum just to do alittle bit of shopping. The moment we got out of the lift.


DD2: TOYS'R'US!
DH: :!:
Me: No lah,

DD2: TOYS'R'US! x 3 ( jumping and screaming in DH's hands)
DH: :!: :!: :!:
Me: :shock:
ANd this is coming from my drooling baby who barely listens or watches and TV!
:salute:

[ksme]

This is what my son said yesterday when I was chiding him for being naughty:


me : ni shi huai dan (aka you are bad egg)

son : bu, we shi hao dan … ni ke yi chi wo (aka no, I am a good egg, you can eat me)

I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry especially since he usually doesn’t speak mandarin…

[tankee]

jedamum:

the time was 8.50pm.

ds2 (holding a cd and his blue stool) : daddy i want play computer.
dh (watching youtube halfway) : ok, but you have to wait until 9pm.
me (pointing to the clock) : you have to wait for this hand to move to here at 9 o'clock.
ds2 : OK! i go turn.
and he put down his stuff, happily climbed to reach the cupboard clock and turn its knob to change the time to 9pm.
ds2 : daddy see! 9 o'clock! yeah!!!!!

:rotflmao:


er ... what time is your DS2 bedtime?

[Blobbi]

jedamum:

the time was 8.50pm.

ds2 (holding a cd and his blue stool) : daddy i want play computer.
dh (watching youtube halfway) : ok, but you have to wait until 9pm.
me (pointing to the clock) : you have to wait for this hand to move to here at 9 o'clock.
ds2 : OK! i go turn.
and he put down his stuff, happily climbed to reach the cupboard clock and turn its knob to change the time to 9pm.
ds2 : daddy see! 9 o'clock! yeah!!!!!

I'm laughing till tears rolling down the cheeks. Your DS2 do it in such a senang way some more!

[Blobbi]

ksme:

This is what my son said yesterday when I was chiding him for being naughty:


me : ni shi huai dan (aka you are bad egg)

son : bu, we shi hao dan ... ni ke yi chi wo (aka no, I am a good egg, you can eat me)

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry especially since he usually doesn't speak mandarin....

Uh, this is a good thing, no?

:rotflmao:

[lovejesus_2005]

This happened in the car while on the way home one Friday...


Me: What movie you want to watch tonight?
DS (4yo): Yeah! Its Friday! Movie night!! Yeah!!
DD (2yo): Yeah!
Me: So? Which movie will it be?
DS: I want to watch Thomas! the one with all the songs!!
DD: I want Bob the Builder!
DS: No, Thomas!
DD: Mei-mei allergic to Thomas!
Me: :laugh:

[tankee]

lovejesus_2005:

.....DD: Mei-mei allergic to Thomas!...

:lol: :lol:

[jedamum]

buds:

Wuakakakaaah! :rotflmao:


Quick thinking DS2!

quick thinking... :? he seriously thought that he can control time! :!:

Blobbi:

I'm laughing till tears rolling down the cheeks. Your DS2 do it in such a senang way some more!

i was laughing secretly but still need to enforce that he waited his turn...which turn out to be a 5min crying episode after the dad shut down the computer intending to forbid him to use but knowing it will be a long and noisy battle, i told the boy to wait for another 15min from the 10min as punishment and we read to pass time

tankee:

:rotflmao:


er ... what time is your DS2 bedtime?

ds1 had fixed bedtime only when he started P1, so we don't have strict lights out enforcement for ds2.
ds2's battery will run flat at 8pm if he does not get his nap, or he can stayed up til 11pm++ if he naps in the afternoon.

[lovejesus_2005]

glad you appreciate my DD, tankee…


here’s another one…when DS was just past 3yo…also in the car

DS: Mama…blah-blah…
DD: no sound
DS: Daddy…blah-blah…
DD: no sound
DS: Meimei…blah-blah…(for a long time)
DD: no sound
Me (sneaking a peek, saw that DD was asleep in the carseat)
DS: (after realising that there was no sound from her) Meimei! Meimei! Meimei!
DD: no sound
DS: Mama! Meimei not responding to me!!! (in a whiney voice)
Me: :!:
DH: :!:
We parents were silent in a state of shock…