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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • Y Offline
      Yerdua
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      Today, DS and I was shopping in a mall.


      DS: What does the cake shop sell?
      Me: Cakes.
      DS: What does the pet shop sell?
      Me: Pets.
      DS: What does the body shop sell? (Giggling, looking at THE BODY SHOP signage)
      Me: Bodies..... :!: :stupid:

      We cont. shopping. Later
      DS: So, what does the face shop sell?
      Me: :roll: (Yes, we walk past THE FACE SHOP!!!)

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      • jedamumJ Offline
        jedamum
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        ds1 : mummy, if ‘ordinary’ means normal, then ‘extraordinary’ means extra normal??

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          autumnbronze
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          jedamum:
          ds1 : mummy, if 'ordinary' means normal, then 'extraordinary' means extra normal??




          Jedamum,

          Your DS really funni lah ... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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            schellen
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            jedamum:
            ds1 : mummy, if 'ordinary' means normal, then 'extraordinary' means extra normal??

            u tell him tt he's extra normal and see what kind of reaction u get. 😉

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              jedamum
              last edited by

              Funny incident (at least to me..😉😞

              ds1 : what is the chinese word for 'West'?
              me : erm...let me think....i think 'West' is '西', cos Journey to the West is 西 游 记.
              dh (who overheard us): so troublesome...just remember 西餐 is Western Food.
              😐

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                BlurBee
                last edited by

                Shd I say ur dh is cute? :scratchhead:

                :rotflmao:

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                • jedamumJ Offline
                  jedamum
                  last edited by

                  BlurBee:
                  Shd I say ur dh is cute? :scratchhead:

                  :rotflmao:
                  this honey is mine.... :nunchuk: 😉

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                    BlurBee
                    last edited by

                    jedamum:
                    BlurBee:

                    Shd I say ur dh is cute? :scratchhead:

                    :rotflmao:

                    this honey is mine.... :nunchuk: 😉

                    Dun worry. He'll always be urs. 😉

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                      jedamum
                      last edited by

                      today, the kids were watching some kids show at Okto; some characters in the show were trapped and they were planning how to escape so their conversation includes 'to escape from.....', 'how to escape....' etc etc. not understanding the storyline, a :? ds2 went,


                      ds2: how to escape? the escape is on the computer!

                      😓 he was referring to the escape button on the keyboard cos i usually tell him to 'press escape' if he accidentally right click on the mouse... 😓

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                        tankee
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                        :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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