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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • jedamumJ Offline
      jedamum
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      today, the kids were watching some kids show at Okto; some characters in the show were trapped and they were planning how to escape so their conversation includes 'to escape from.....', 'how to escape....' etc etc. not understanding the storyline, a :? ds2 went,


      ds2: how to escape? the escape is on the computer!

      šŸ˜“ he was referring to the escape button on the keyboard cos i usually tell him to 'press escape' if he accidentally right click on the mouse... šŸ˜“

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        tankee
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        :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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        • B Offline
          BigDevil
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          jedamum:
          ds2: how to escape? the escape is on the computer!
          :rotflmao: that's so cute!

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            autumnbronze
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            jedamum:

            ds2: how to escape? the escape is on the computer!

            šŸ˜“ he was referring to the escape button on the keyboard cos i usually tell him to 'press escape' if he accidentally right click on the mouse... šŸ˜“
            :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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              schellen
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              jedamum:
              today, the kids were watching some kids show at Okto; some characters in the show were trapped and they were planning how to escape so their conversation includes 'to escape from.....', 'how to escape....' etc etc. not understanding the storyline, a :? ds2 went,


              ds2: how to escape? the escape is on the computer!

              šŸ˜“ he was referring to the escape button on the keyboard cos i usually tell him to 'press escape' if he accidentally right click on the mouse... šŸ˜“
              :rotflmao:

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                jedamum
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                the other day, ds1 was reading a book and that chapter involved the main character being suspended from school as he was seen threatening another boy (which was actually something else) with a pocket knife.


                ds1 : mummy, what is the meaning of 'suspension'?
                me : in this case, it means that the boy cannot attend school during that period of suspension cos he had done something wrong.
                ds1 :? : no need to attend school? then the boy should be even more happy! what kind of punishment is this?!
                me : šŸ˜“

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                  buds
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                  jedamum:
                  ds2: how to escape? the escape is on the computer!
                  Adoi! Ultra cute! :rotflmao:

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                    buds
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                    jedamum:
                    me : in this case, it means that the boy cannot attend school during that period of suspension cos he had done something wrong.

                    ds1 :? : no need to attend school? then the boy should be even more happy! what kind of punishment is this?!
                    me : šŸ˜“
                    It's amazing to know how this smarty pants DS1 of yours can always
                    think out of context. A future debator? šŸ˜‰ You should have gone
                    on to ask what kind of punishment would deem fit then? :evil:

                    Am sure it will spiral into more interesting theories.. :rubhands:

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                    • jedamumJ Offline
                      jedamum
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                      buds:

                      It's amazing to know how this smarty pants DS1 of yours can always
                      think out of context. A future debator? šŸ˜‰ You should have gone
                      on to ask what kind of punishment would deem fit then? :evil:

                      Am sure it will spiral into more interesting theories.. :rubhands:
                      oh ya.. i should have expand from there...thanks for the tip!

                      ability to think out of context? my general feelings are how innocent kids can be at such times. šŸ˜„

                      have i mentioned this before?...there was a time when ds1 will leave his stuff/paper craftwork lying around the house. then i told him that whatever stray items (belonging to him) i found on the floor, i will throw it into the rubbish bin. the next thing i know, he threw some pieces of small paper on the floor and told me that he did not need it any more and that i can throw them into the bin. 😐

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                        On Wednesday, we had the air-con servicing guy come over to service/clean the air-con. The company uses some sort of chemical cleaning that involves steam cleaning the air-con .....


                        DS: I want to see Uncle steam clean the air-con

                        Me: Okie, come and stand next to me enar the door

                        After a few minutes ....

                        DS: mummi, why must call the uncle to steam clean the air-con?

                        Mummi: Because a lot of dust has accumulated and etc ........ (gave him a thorough explanation to the best of my ability)

                        After I finished, he kept quiet. Then suddenly ....

                        DS: mummi, why cannot use mummi's rice cooker to steam clean the air-con? Mummi put rice cooker near air-con .... put plug in powerpoint .... on button .... then steam can come out and clean the air-con.

                        Me: :!: then :faint:

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