How to keep a woman happy ....

[corneyAmber]

RRMummy:

:rotflmao: Thanks for sharing 25hoursmaid!!


:celebrate:

No problem, I was laughing my head off when I read in the email this morning, so decided to share!

[Blobbi]

25hourmaid:

Oops, think you read wrongly! I said I have NOT seen lorry loads of 猫山王 being loaded, not the other way round, but will definitely update if I do come across lorry loads, but think chances are quite slim now, especially since we are already in mid-August now.

I mean I'm too busy to go back lah. So good thing I haven't gone. But now that you mentioned durians ... :drool: :drool:

[corneyAmber]

Blobbi:

I mean I'm too busy to go back lah. So good thing I haven't gone. But now that you mentioned durians ... :drool: :drool:

Go and have your fix now! :evil: Weekend is coming, good timing! :idea: Durians seem everywhere, especially along the stretch of Sims Avenue! :evil:

[schweppes]

25hourmaid:

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Leave him alone

Alamak... sounds like what dh would say. Everytime just before his bday and Christmas, kids and I wd ask what presents he want, and his reply is always the same:

Peace and Quiet!! :roll:

[Blobbi]

Hi Schweppes!!


How have you been! Dropped you a PM. :).

[schweppes]

Blobbi:

Hi Schweppes!!


How have you been! Dropped you a PM. :).

replied liao. Nice to see u back on the forum. U have been missed!! :hugs:

[Blobbi]

Orr, how sweet! :hugs:


Well, am back! :evil:

[Blobbi]

LKVM:

So nice to c u after looooooooooooooooong time :welcome:

Tks, LKVM!!! :hugs:

[3Boys]

25hourmaid:

Received this email from a friend this morning! Found it so funny and apt, so decided to share ...,


Now, daddies, don't kill me, :spank: I didn't start this, :itwasntme: merely cut and paste here for all to share!




How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless!

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

-- Express luv and appreciation to him for being the above.

Here's to happy couplehood :celebrate:

[limlim]

25hourmaid:

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Leave him alone

Incomplete answer. Give you 25marks / 100..

Full answer
1. Be available when needed.
2. Leave him alone when not needed.