How to cook nice meals

[Funz]

25hourmaid:

You wouldn't want to be a crab to die under my hands! :evil: This Maid here would do anything to get her chilli crab craving! :evil:


First I would cut off that \"triangle flap\" on the shell with the strings still tied to the crab and then would pierce the back of a metal spoon between the shell and the body and would rip off the shell! :evil: Upon ripping off the shell, the strings also become loose, which is okay because the claws would be too weak to bite!

At that point of time, the crab would still be kicking. :shock: I would then tear off those gill like stuff before chopping the crab into two and proceeding to clean it. Sometimes the crab can be very stubborn and would still be 'kicking' as I do all these things.

OMG :!: :faint:

[corneyAmber]

qms:

:!: Cannot antagonize maid on any matter. Better :siam: as far as possible. :evil:

Yeah! :hi5: does not matter if it is a crab or in a forum, right? :evil:

[corneyAmber]

Funz:

OMG :!: :faint:

:lol: :lol:

[jtoh]

25hourmaid:

You wouldn't want to be a crab to die under my hands! :evil: This Maid here would do anything to get her chilli crab craving! :evil:


First I would cut off that \"triangle flap\" on the shell with the strings still tied to the crab and then would pierce the back of a metal spoon between the shell and the body and would rip off the shell! :evil: Upon ripping off the shell, the strings also become loose, which is okay because the claws would be too weak to bite!

At that point of time, the crab would still be kicking. :shock: I would then tear off those gill like stuff before chopping the crab into two and proceeding to clean it. Sometimes the crab can be very stubborn and would still be 'kicking' as I do all these things.

I scared!!

[corneyAmber]

jtoh:

I scared!!

Don't worry, you are not a crab! :lol:

[jtoh]

25hourmaid:

jtoh:

I scared!!

Don't worry, you are not a crab! :lol:

:lol: :lol:

[Pen88n]

25hourmaid:

You wouldn't want to be a crab to die under my hands! :evil: This Maid here would do anything to get her chilli crab craving! :evil:


First I would cut off that \"triangle flap\" on the shell with the strings still tied to the crab and then would pierce the back of a metal spoon between the shell and the body and would rip off the shell! :evil: Upon ripping off the shell, the strings also become loose, which is okay because the claws would be too weak to bite!

At that point of time, the crab would still be kicking. :shock: I would then tear off those gill like stuff before chopping the crab into two and proceeding to clean it. Sometimes the crab can be very stubborn and would still be 'kicking' as I do all these things.

:shock: :shock: :!: After reading this, the crab community will be insomnia for life!!! I better :siam: far far when Maid is :x

[corneyAmber]

Pen88n:

:shock: :shock: :!: After reading this, the crab community will be insomnia for life!!! I better :siam: far far when Maid is :x

Maid does not cook chilli crabs when she's :x ! She cooks them when she feels like :drool:

:lol: :lol:

Ya, crabs reading this, better :siam: far far away .....hmmmm ... that reminds me, have not eaten chilli crab in a while ... maybe it's time! :rubhands:

[Augmum]

Pen88n:

Augmum:

Funz, thks for yr huge pic and chiili crab recipe.

but i can't take hot stuff, so can't cook this dish.
Moreover, i dunno how to \"kill\" crabs ......Er......actually, i am afraid of them :lol:

Long time ago, when I bought crabs to try out and didn't know how to kill them, I tried the following ways:
- put them in freezer to freeze to death :shock:
- put them in the BBQ pit to cook first then wash and re-cook again later :siao:
- tried chopping them into half alive :!:

Then I was taught to use the chopstick to push thru the middle of the back soft part and leave them alone for about 5-10mins. They were all dead by then. Very neat and not messy.

I love to eat crabs but cooking at home can be quite messy, esp. the preparation part. Getting lazy so nowadays eat in restaurants once in a while.

:!: Pen88n, wow....u very CAN leh....
juz by reading it, i am

so CRABS.....which option 1, 2 or 3 would u prefer ?? :evil:

[Funz]

Pen88n:

- tried chopping them into half alive :!:

I suddenly have this image of 1/2 the crab crawling in one direction and the other 1/2 scrambling away in the opposite direction.