Kids say the darnest things...

[SAHM_TAN]

buds:

DD2 and i were awaiting American Idol episode yesterday when we realised

there was the final political party broadcast. When it ended, she said, \"And
now..... after the nation wide vote of millions...... the one leaving us tonite
i'm afraid......
.
.
.
.
.

is PAP!

:!:

:faint:

:siam:

When i asked why she said that, she replied, \"The guy spoke last, so i only
remembered the abb of his party.\" :skeptical:

Hubs came back home in time to hear it and see it with his own eyes.. and
he told her... \"Ssshhh... things like these can get you into trouble.\"

Then she said, \"You sssshhhh.... i see dead people.\"
*Quoting the sixth sense movie featuring Bruce Willis*

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[buds]

Guess i gotta tell DD2 the reality of the voting tomorrow when she wakes up.

[Mum1113]

I was sitting next to son when he was revising some notes for next week's exam.

Out of the blue, he lifted out his elastic pants and reached his hands out to under-neath the pants. He kept on fidgeting and adjusting his undies.....
I felt curious why he did not stop doing that action after couple of minutes , he blurted out :\" aiyo...no wonder...why like got something keeps on dangaling out....my underwear got one big hole mummy....\"

Then his younger sister heard both our giggles....quickly dropped her toys and popped over :\" I want to see... I want to see, what's so funnie gor gor ?\"..... :imanangel:

[SAHM_TAN]

Was having a petty fight with DH, which resulted me saying that I do not need to eat, I just eat air. I even open my mouth to suck in the air to demostrate my resolve :lol:


Later my DD say: Mummy you must need to eat a lot of air....silence from me. DD con't : Yes mummy you need to eat a lot of air becos you are fat :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[tankee]

AGL:

When i hand-wash my clothes, I have the habit of throwing the basin of laundry water into the toilet bowl. Once I was handwashing my 4-yr-old's bright red dress, the colour runs and when I flushed the toilet with the water, it leaves a pretty bright pink in the toilet bowl.


When DS woke up from her nap, & was using the toilet, she noticed it straightaway. \"Why is the toilet bowl water pink, mummy?\". I answered \"because i was washing your red dress\".

She considered that for a moment and kept quiet. It was only later that night when she finally asked what might have been bugging her that few hours...

\"Mummy, why did you wash my favourite red dress in the toilet bowl?\"

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[Mum1113]

jessicawongcs:

Last night before going to sleep

DS: mommy, why is there mother's day and father's day?
Me: to celebrate how much you love us
DS: then we should have DS's day
:lol:

cute boy :dancing:
Mine asked the same actually, why so unfair don't have for Son Day....ermmm...Sunday I told him ...yeah he got it too.... :dancing:

[buds]

Got wat..


1st Oct is Children's Day. :please:

[Mum1113]

Change liao.....it's gonna be first Friday of Oct.

So this year is 7 Oct ....after PSLE fever is over....Yeap :dancing:

[BlurBee]

jessicawongcs:

Last night before going to sleep

DS: mommy, why is there mother's day and father's day?
Me: to celebrate how much you love us
DS: then we should have DS's day
:lol:

:rotflmao:

[buds]

Mum1113:

Change liao.....it's gonna be first Friday of Oct.

So this year is 7 Oct ....after PSLE fever is over....Yeap :dancing:

For PSLers, yeap.