Club Senior Boys and Girls

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jessicawongcs:

Mum1113:

[quote=\"jessicawongcs\"]
i remember there was this joke (abt the old bus without door)
Late at night, Miss Lady saw the bus coming and quickly board it.
When she sat down she realised there was no one in it and no driver!
how did the bus move?? She screamed at the top of her lungs, only to realise that the bus was spoilt and everyone was behind pushing it :rotflmao:
:offtopic:

Then how she board the bus in the first place :? :scratchhead:

it's those old bus no door and the bus was slow moving mah so she just hop in lor[/quote]another joke is abt a chinese national (cn) coming to Spore to visit her relative. a double deck bus comes & the cn is excited. the spore relative told the cn to board the bus first while she makes payment to the conductor. the excited cn ran upstairs.

in a few seconds, the cn runs down, scared. when asked what happen, the cn replied \" upstairs got no driver, so dangerous... \"

the spore relative :roll: :faint:

[poppy15]

Mum1113:

I have all that in for dowry, does that make me a senior... :roll:
or worse Lao Gu Dong
To add on to the list oso have this.. http://i53.tinypic.com/24dmuea.jpg\">

i have this too.... now sitting somewhere in my storeroom.. shhhhsss...

[poppy15]

jessicawongcs:

ChiefKiasu:

[quote=\"pinky\"]sometimes bus so crowded I had to stand on the steps and held on for dear life with the wind blowing at my hair...

at night the lights are those yellowish small bulbs type, kind of dim

Kekekke... actually I prefer to stand on the steps... no need to fight the crowd to get to the entrance! Remember how they \"improved\" the \"bell-ring\" from single round buttons along the side of the bus to a single rubber strip that runs on the ceiling along the aisle? It was quite smart... just a piece of wire and it allows everyone thoughout the bus to beep the driver.

yes, and i always purposely press the rubber strip even though not tall enough[/quote]but sometimes the stupid rubber strip no sound one, no matter hw hard u press. before u realise, shucks, u miss ur bus stop :laugh:

[Funx3]

jessicawongcs:

Funx3:

[quote=\"Mum1113\"]
I have all that in for dowry, does that make me a senior... :roll:
or worse Lao Gu Dong
To add on to the list oso have this.. http://i53.tinypic.com/24dmuea.jpg\">

Wah this come in Handy in the Nite Time When We R Young ....

Coz We Stay in Kampong ....
And Going Toilet = Walking Outside the House in the Dark thru a Winding Footpath ....
U Don't Know What U Might Step onto ....
U Know .... Things that goes Hssssssssss on the Ground ....

and those making ooooooooooooooooooooo sounds :scared:[/quote]Sista jessicawongcs,
Think We can Start up a Special Sound Effect Unit ....
:laugh: :laugh:

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poppy15:

another joke is abt a chinese national (cn) coming to Spore to visit her relative. a double deck bus comes & the cn is excited. the spore relative told the cn to board the bus first while she makes payment to the conductor. the excited cn ran upstairs.

in a few seconds, the cn runs down, scared. when asked what happen, the cn replied \" upstairs got no driver, so dangerous... \"

the spore relative :roll: :faint:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[verykiasu2010]

poppy15:

Mum1113:

I have all that in for dowry, does that make me a senior... :roll:
or worse Lao Gu Dong
To add on to the list oso have this.. http://i53.tinypic.com/24dmuea.jpg\">

i have this too.... now sitting somewhere in my storeroom.. shhhhsss...

we can use it when we next visit your house, and this one does not attract conservancy charges

[Mum1113]

gosh, bet it's not able to take your...ahem weight.....okay even if it does.....it attracts 'unvited' little frens.....how.....shrug shrug shoulder...good luck poppy15 to ur storeroom

[Funx3]

jessicawongcs:

Funx3:

Sista jessicawongcs,
Think We can Start up a Special Sound Effect Unit ....
:laugh: :laugh:

good :idea:
Funx3 - hsssssssss
poppy15 - shhhhsss
me - oooooooooooo

wow can be band liao :laugh:

And Don't Forget ....
Not Fair -le! :stompfeet: :stompfeet: :stompfeet: :stompfeet:
Beats the Drum Anytime ....
Ha Ha ....
:evil: :evil:

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Mum1113:

gosh, bet it's not able to take your...ahem weight.....okay even if it does.....it attracts 'unvited' little frens.....how.....shrug shrug shoulder...good luck poppy15 to ur storeroom

haha...the pot is already full of uninvited little frens ( i think). i didnt take a peek since cny early this year. welcome vk2010. u can help me to do big spring cleaning. :laugh:

[Mum1113]

Addoi....precisely tat is the problem of...ahem being a man.....the small biz will mean splashy/spooshy thingy....haiyo....so embarassing...:)