Kids say the darnest things...

[smartmummy]

BigDevil:

Was showering DS a couple of nights ago.


When DW came into the bathroom to wash her hands, the shower head water pressure weakened a little.

DS (while pointing to the shower head): \"Daddy, need to change batteries!\"

:slapshead:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[smartmummy]

smurf:

Brought 3 yr old boy out. In the train, he didn't behave. So I told him:



Smurf: I'll cane u later.
Ds2: you cane urself lah!
Smurf: :shock:

To think that when he was 2+ yr, I was worried coz he couldn't talk! Now, he talk back at me! :stompfeet:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[smartmummy]

ChiefKiasu:

I was trying to start my 6yo daughter on creating stories...


CKS: Hey you... it's essay writing time
MsCKS: Yay... I LOVE essay writing!
CKS: OK... good... today I want you to think of all the things that you do that will make daddy happy... can?
MsCKS: Sure... no problem... can start now?
CKS: OK
MsCKS: No 1. Daddy will be happy when I do my work very very well
CKS: Yes, yes... velly good. :snooze:
MsCKS: No 2. Next time when Daddy is old, I will bring him out to holiday in other countries and he will be very happy.
CKS: Wah :love: ... I so touched leh. Velly good... any more?
MsCKS: No 3. Next time when Daddy die, I will go to church and pray to him and he will be very happy.
CKS: :yikes: :faint:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[smartmummy]

ME: We r going to buy a house.

DD: How can we buy a house, like candy from the shop?

[MrsSeah]

nettie:

i have this to share:


My DS2 of 4 years old is looking for his Cds to play wii and he is extremely furstrated that he couldnt find them. But he found then at last and look very unhappy.

DS2: \"Mummy, how many times must I tell u not to keep the CD here! Later it will be spolit! Aiyo....\"

me: \"sorry...\"

DS2: \"what is wrong with you? when i teach you, you must listen to me\"

me: Jaw drop!

:rotflmao:

[MrsSeah]

ChiefKiasu:

I was trying to start my 6yo daughter on creating stories...


CKS: Hey you... it's essay writing time
MsCKS: Yay... I LOVE essay writing!
CKS: OK... good... today I want you to think of all the things that you do that will make daddy happy... can?
MsCKS: Sure... no problem... can start now?
CKS: OK
MsCKS: No 1. Daddy will be happy when I do my work very very well
CKS: Yes, yes... velly good. :snooze:
MsCKS: No 2. Next time when Daddy is old, I will bring him out to holiday in other countries and he will be very happy.
CKS: Wah :love: ... I so touched leh. Velly good... any more?
MsCKS: No 3. Next time when Daddy die, I will go to church and pray to
him and he will be very happy.
CKS: :yikes: :faint:

:yikes: :rotflmao:

[nettie]

smartmummy:

tutormum:

:evil: My P4 boy was being mischievous during lesson so I chided him.

Me: I'll call your father :evil:
Student: I'll call your grandfather :laugh:
Me: My grandfather's dead. :laugh:
Student: I'll call your father :laugh:
Me: He's dead too :laugh:
Student: I'll call your children :boogie:
Me:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[concern2]

tutormum:

:evil: My P4 boy was being mischievous during lesson so I chided him.

Me: I'll call your father :evil:
Student: I'll call your grandfather :laugh:
Me: My grandfather's dead. :laugh:
Student: I'll call your father :laugh:
Me: He's dead too :laugh:
Student: I'll call your children :boogie:
Me:

:rotflmao: Children these days!

When you think you :spank: , they :heresmyfish: or :pokeeye: till you :nunchuk: and :frustrated: :slapshead:

[ppnqq]

tutormum:

:evil: My P4 boy was being mischievous during lesson so I chided him.

Me: I'll call your father :evil:
Student: I'll call your grandfather :laugh:
Me: My grandfather's dead. :laugh:
Student: I'll call your father :laugh:
Me: He's dead too :laugh:
Student: I'll call your children :boogie:
Me:

Fortunately he did not think of calling your forefathers. :rotflmao:

[smartmummy]

jedamum:

Trying to encourage my boy to work towards being his own boss when he grows up....


Me : If you are the boss, you can be late for work, because no one will dare to scold you. If you are not the boss, you cannot be late for work.
Ds : If I am the boss, I cannot be late for work too...
Me : Why?
Ds : Because the others will fool around if I am not around.

(i have a hunch that he got this idea based on how they behave when the teachers are not in class... )

nowadays children so matured.