Kids say the darnest things...
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Angelight:
:rotflmao: poor daddy!DD, a typical 'Daddy's girl' loves her father to carry her whenever and wherever. But as she is turning 4 and getting heavier, DH will tell her to walk by herself instead. One day,
DD: Daddy, 'bao bao' (carry) me!
DH: No, you're getting heavy, Daddy can't carry you anymore.
DD (pout her lips): But I'm your girl!
No choice, since she said that, DH's heart softened and had to carry her liao. :roll:
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Daddy: Can I pat you tonite
3yrs old DD: No
Daddy: How about tomorrow Wednesday?
DD: Daddy, I show you (counting on her fingers) "Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Friday & Saturday. There are 7 days a week"
She purposely missed out Wednesday so that Daddy cannot pat her and only Mummy can pat her every night -
daddy2007:
nowadays are kids are so clever! clever girl!Daddy: Can I pat you tonite
3yrs old DD: No
Daddy: How about tomorrow Wednesday?
DD: Daddy, I show you (counting on her fingers) \"Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Friday & Saturday. There are 7 days a week\"
She purposely missed out Wednesday so that Daddy cannot pat her and only Mummy can pat her every night -
Angelight:
My 3yrs DD also always use this similar stance. She will say \"But I love you. I can hug you when you carry me\"DD, a typical 'Daddy's girl' loves her father to carry her whenever and wherever. But as she is turning 4 and getting heavier, DH will tell her to walk by herself instead. One day,
DD: Daddy, 'bao bao' (carry) me!
DH: No, you're getting heavy, Daddy can't carry you anymore.
DD (pout her lips): But I'm your girl!
No choice, since she said that, DH's heart softened and had to carry her liao. :roll:
What to say... suck thumb lor -
Mrs CKS: Come here. Since you are going to be in P1, I'm going to teach you to be independent, OK?
Ms CKS: Oh OK.
Mrs CKS: In P1, I'll teach you to sweep the floor.
Ms CKS: Yes! I like to sweep the floor.
Mrs CKS: In P2, I'll teach you to mop the floor.
Ms CKS: Mop the floor, yes! I love mopping the floor.
Mrs CKS: In P3, I'll teach you to hang the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yes!
Mrs CKS: In P4, I'll teach you to wash the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yippee! I can use the washing machine!
Mrs CKS: In P5, I'll teach you to iron the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yeah!
Mrs CKS: In P6, I'll teach you to cook.
Ms CKS: Yeah, yummy!
Mrs CKS: ...
Ms CKS: So what will you teach me in Sec 1?
CKS: Um, you'll already know how to do everything. So you will do it all lor. :evil:
Ms CKS: What?! You treat me like the maid?!
CKS & Mrs CKS: :rotflmao: -
ChiefKiasu:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Mrs CKS: Come here. Since you are going to be in P1, I'm going to teach you to be independent, OK?
Ms CKS: Oh OK.
Mrs CKS: In P1, I'll teach you to sweep the floor.
Ms CKS: Yes! I like to sweep the floor.
Mrs CKS: In P2, I'll teach you to mop the floor.
Ms CKS: Mop the floor, yes! I love mopping the floor.
Mrs CKS: In P3, I'll teach you to hang the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yes!
Mrs CKS: In P4, I'll teach you to wash the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yippee! I can use the washing machine!
Mrs CKS: In P5, I'll teach you to iron the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yeah!
Mrs CKS: In P6, I'll teach you to cook.
Ms CKS: Yeah, yummy!
Mrs CKS: ...
Ms CKS: So what will you teach me in Sec 1?
CKS: Um, you'll already know how to do everything. So you will do it all lor. :evil:
Ms CKS: What?! You treat me like the maid?!
CKS & Mrs CKS: :rotflmao: -
ChiefKiasu:
:rotflmao: So spontaneous! And all these are associated with a maid's job! Poor all SAHM without maids..Mrs CKS: Come here. Since you are going to be in P1, I'm going to teach you to be independent, OK?
Ms CKS: Oh OK.
Mrs CKS: In P1, I'll teach you to sweep the floor.
Ms CKS: Yes! I like to sweep the floor.
Mrs CKS: In P2, I'll teach you to mop the floor.
Ms CKS: Mop the floor, yes! I love mopping the floor.
Mrs CKS: In P3, I'll teach you to hang the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yes!
Mrs CKS: In P4, I'll teach you to wash the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yippee! I can use the washing machine!
Mrs CKS: In P5, I'll teach you to iron the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yeah!
Mrs CKS: In P6, I'll teach you to cook.
Ms CKS: Yeah, yummy!
Mrs CKS: ...
Ms CKS: So what will you teach me in Sec 1?
CKS: Um, you'll already know how to do everything. So you will do it all lor. :evil:
Ms CKS: What?! You treat me like the maid?!
CKS & Mrs CKS: :rotflmao:
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I was ill and resting in bed.
DS came and softly poked me with his finger.
"Dad … I wish I am the one that is sick, then you will not be in so much pain"
Instantly, I felt much better. Too bad that I can’t hug him then. -
ChiefKiasu:
:rotflmao:Mrs CKS: Come here. Since you are going to be in P1, I'm going to teach you to be independent, OK?
Ms CKS: Oh OK.
Mrs CKS: In P1, I'll teach you to sweep the floor.
Ms CKS: Yes! I like to sweep the floor.
Mrs CKS: In P2, I'll teach you to mop the floor.
Ms CKS: Mop the floor, yes! I love mopping the floor.
Mrs CKS: In P3, I'll teach you to hang the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yes!
Mrs CKS: In P4, I'll teach you to wash the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yippee! I can use the washing machine!
Mrs CKS: In P5, I'll teach you to iron the clothes.
Ms CKS: Yeah!
Mrs CKS: In P6, I'll teach you to cook.
Ms CKS: Yeah, yummy!
Mrs CKS: ...
Ms CKS: So what will you teach me in Sec 1?
CKS: Um, you'll already know how to do everything. So you will do it all lor. :evil:
Ms CKS: What?! You treat me like the maid?!
CKS & Mrs CKS: :rotflmao: -
tankee:
So lovely. :love:I was ill and resting in bed.
DS came and softly poked me with his finger.
\"Dad ..... I wish I am the one that is sick, then you will not be in so much pain\"
Instantly, I felt much better. Too bad that I can't hug him then.
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