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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • tankeeT Offline
      tankee
      last edited by

      LOLMum:
      so very true.



      everytime dh call, the first person he would ask for is dd............ :rant:

      every house we went to see, the staircase in the house would be the first thing he see. he would imagine how his angel would come down the stairs in her beautiful wedding dress........ :slapshead: :faint: if he doesnt like it, no matter how attractive the rest of the house and price were, forget it. :mad:

      also he cried at one of the weddings we attended cos' he was thinking of dd on her wedding day.....walking her down the aisle and handing her over to the \"enemy\" :faint: :faint: :faint:
      your DH can't wait to marry-off your DD? ๐Ÿ˜‰

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      • tankeeT Offline
        tankee
        last edited by

        After watching this youtube, DS asked us to bring him to Barcelona so that he can play the game and bring back some of the birds.


        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzIBZQkj6SY

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          rocklee
          last edited by

          During one of our daily chats, DS2 asked me this question:


          DS2: Mum, what kind of woman would you like me to marry in future?
          Me: Darling, you still have a long long way to go. Wait till you find one.
          DS2: Then, do you know what kind of woman I would like to marry?
          Me: Sure, tell me!
          DS2: I would like to marry someone like you, very kind, not greedy, not like some people who will always talk about $ $ $, and you also don't spend on fashionable things, and you don't hurl abusive words at others.
          Me: :hugs:

          It is heartwarming to know that I still have a \"good image\" in his heart despite my constant naggings. ๐Ÿ˜„

          I promise to be a good mother-in-law cos I don't want to be the person to be rant at in the \"In-Laws\" thread in this forum! ie provided this forum still exist by then, hahaha! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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            smurf
            last edited by

            this is the timetable my p1 drew:


            mon
            if holiday, go out if good boy
            play or break
            practice violin
            do anithing you want
            if mama let you do computer, then do

            tue
            if holiday, go out if good boy
            play or break
            practice violin
            do anithing you want
            if mama let you do computer, then do

            wed
            if holiday, go out if good boy
            play or break
            practice violin
            do anithing you want

            thur
            if holiday, go out if good boy
            play or break
            practice violin
            do anithing you want

            fri
            if holiday, go out if good boy
            play or break
            practice violin
            do anithing you want

            sat
            go out if good boy
            play or break
            PLAY DAY PLAY DAY PLAY DAY

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            • S Offline
              smurf
              last edited by

              break means break time.

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              • A Offline
                autumnbronze
                last edited by

                Smurf,


                Your son so cute ...

                He is def looking forward to his holiday ๐Ÿ˜‚

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                • S Offline
                  smurf
                  last edited by

                  Thanks Autumn...he omitted the sch work... :boogie:


                  holiday mood...coz this week, no sch for 4 days!!!

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                    daddy2007
                    last edited by

                    Daddy: Why don't you want to eat meat (pork, chicken, beef)?


                    4-yrs old DD: I don't want to eat meat. Cause I want to protect them


                    Hmmm..... is there such thing as a born vegan? :scratchhead: She refused to eat meat ever since she started to take solid food and unless no choice being forced to eat by us.

                    Now her vocab is better and she gave us this reason ๐Ÿคท

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                      MrsSeah
                      last edited by

                      I know some kids are like that. My sonโ€™s classmate and my colleague son both donโ€™t like meat, only eat vegetable. My sonโ€™s classmate mom told me, he is like that since toddler. My colleague son also the same. Donโ€™t eat meat since toddler. Both of the parent are meat lover.

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                        concern2
                        last edited by

                        We were all in the bedroom chatting when I started criticizing something DH did habitually. Suddenly, DD chipped in laughingly,\"Then you shouldn't have married Papa!\"

                        We went :yikes: :yikes: and DH went,\"If Mommy didn't marry Papa, then you and Kor Kor wouldn't have been born!\"
                        DD: \"No, it means my surname won't be Lxx!\"
                        Me: \" :yikes: So means next time you have to be careful who you marry hor?\"
                        DD:\"NOOOOOO! I AM GOING TO STAY WITH KOR KOR!\"
                        :roll:

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