Notti Jokes
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May I post this..
http://www.kiasuparents.com/kiasu/forum/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=4379&start=40
Last 2 posts of that page..
Sorrie this may not be your classic \"notti-ness\".. just feeling a bit \"notti\"..:evil: :evil:
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limlim:
:yikes: ... like that also can...Check this out.. :evil: :evil:
http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/showpost.php?p=57736265&postcount=38
Those who have seen the wanbao article on Wangxinru sucking mango picture on the internet.. This, is the REAL stuff..
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anyone interested in a CUM Cooking demo??
http://www.mrbrown.com/.a/6a00d83451b52369e2015390a7718b970b-popup -
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of the next day's final exam.
'Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-arsed kid at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,
'Well, I suppose you'd have to write with your other hand'. -
Little Johnny !
“Class, today’s assignment is to spell and
use the word ‘DOUGH’ in a sentence.”
“Jane, you go first…Dough, D O U G H…
”Italians make pizza with dough.”
Very good, Jane… now let’s hear from Mary.
“Dough, D O U G H. . My brother makes things with play dough.”
"Yes, Johnny, do you have something Constructive to add?
“My mom says my dad doesn’t make enough dough, and he’s bloody
hopeless in bed, so she uses a dill dough!” -
Okie this is not notti... But wat de heck... Dun wanna start a thread just for this posting lol.. Friend sent this to me lol.
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a misleading smurfy one... :rotflmao:
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ZacK:
wahaahah... not notti.. but definitely funny..Okie this is not notti... But wat de heck... Dun wanna start a thread just for this posting lol.. Friend sent this to me lol.
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Does this qualify as a joke?
A man who walks into a bar and drinks beer.
Every time he finishes a glass, he takes a photo out of his pocket, looks at it and ask for another beer.
After drinking 4 glasses the bartender, puzzled, asked him why after each beer looks at the photo.
The man replied that it was the picture of his wife and when he began to find her pretty, he understood it was time to go home.
To see an illustrated example just http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00622/beer_goggles_622180a.swf and click on the glass of beer move the mouse to the right. -
A teenager girl invited her new boyfriend over for dinner and suggested that they could make love afterwards. On his way over, the boy stopped at the pharmacy and asked for advice in selecting a condom. When he sat down at her parents dinner table, he bowed his head deeply in prayer. After several minutes, the girl interrupted, “You’ve been praying a long time. I didn’t know that you were so religious.” Without looking up, the boy said, “I’m not praying. I just didn’t know that your father was a pharmacist.”
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Let’s test the way you think:
thepenisinhermouth
Did you read ‘the pen is in her mouth’? -
Santa went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, ‘How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!’
‘What a coincidence’ Santa said. ‘This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.’
‘This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,’ said the woman.’
‘What a coincidence!’ said Santa.
As they clinked glasses he added, ‘What are you celebrating?’
‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’
‘What a coincidence!’ said Santa. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.’
‘That’s great!’ said the woman, ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’
‘I used a different cock,’ he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, ‘What a coincidence!’ -
heard this recently during a gathering
Dave was at a pub when a girl approached him. She bluntly said to him, “I have not had a cock for nearly 2 weeks.”.
Dave immediately brought the girl home and they were both naked before they could reach his bedroom. That’s when he noticed the scar … -
So wu liao coming to forum these days.. Yaawwnz..
Niwae, this corner sure needs helluva dusting boi!
So here's somethin' i \"got\"... over KSP kakis (not oldies arh!) gathering last Nov.
PART 1
After i curtsied Schweppes...
I made sure i addressed her properly..
So i did.
I went.... \"I told myself i must do this so here goes..\"
With a bow and a tug at the corner of my dress, i said, \"Your horni-ness.\" -
PART 2
@ KSP Kakis Gathering
Me : Wei! Forum so boring these days leh.. where did all the notti people go arh?
Busymom : Gone lah..
Me : How come?
Busymom : You left lor! :roll:
Me : :politebleah: -
PART 3
Still @ KSP Kakis Gathering
Me : Sorry to interrupt.. what are those lenses called again? :?
Markfch : You small girl, no need to know.. tell you oso dunno.. :roll:
Me : No really, try me.
Markfch : ____________ lenses.
Me : Ok, sorry. I dunno what those are. :idea: Wait a minute! Are those like bifocals? Where you look up to see far and below to see near? :idea:
Markfch : Something like that... except now no need to look either up or down.
Me : So when one uses bifocals which one to use to check out chics and babes?
Blink up or down? : :scratchhead:
Markfch : Neither. You just go blink blink blink! (He showed us how he did it!)
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buds:
OI!!!! :yikes: :yikes:So wu liao coming to forum these days.. Yaawwnz..
Niwae, this corner sure needs helluva dusting boi!
So here's somethin' i \"got\"... over KSP kakis (not oldies arh!) gathering last Nov.
PART 1
After i curtsied Schweppes...
I made sure i addressed her properly..
So i did.
I went.... \"I told myself i must do this so here goes..\"
With a bow and a tug at the corner of my dress, i said, \"Your horni-ness.\"
:whut: :itwasntme:
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:clubmyself:
Why, oh why did I miss the gathering.... :sad: -
BigDevil:
Ya, why arrrrrrrrh:clubmyself:
Why, oh why did I miss the gathering.... :sad: