Kids say the darnest things...

[concern2]

TTLauPeh:

you become a vegetarian and will have to depend on people the rest of your life

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[concern2]

My DH was joking about his 'spare tyre'. Weeks later, we were at a clinic and my DS who was sitting beside me suddenly uttered,


\"Mommy, spare tyre!\" I looked up from my magazine and noticed the man sitting next to him had a bulging beer belly. :oops: :oops:

He must have heard as he quietly turned to face the other way. I pretended not to notice and continued reading. But fortunately by turning away, I could ask my child to sit on my other side to quietly give him a lesson on manners. He still insisted,\"Yeah, he has a spare...\" and even tried to peek with a cheeky grin on his face :faint:
Eventually, I get a feel of when my DS is going to say something funny when he sees someone different and I'd give him a warning eye. He knows how to hold his tongue now when I give him that look.

Has any of you faced such embarrassing situations before esp. in the lift ?

[Andaiz]

Oh yes concern2, don't I know that one... :roll:


We were teaching the gals hygiene whilst washing up and have iterated to them that you need to lather and rinse hair carefully, else, there'd be lice and we'd have to shave off their hair. Being gals, their follicles do mean a lot to them...

One day in a lift....DD1 who was 3 half yo at that time looked at the newest entrant to the lift then said quite articulately in LOUD STAGE WHISPER...\" Mummy, you mean uncle didn't wash his hair properly izzit?\" :faint:

... too bad the lift door closed so we couldn't leave immediately....boy was it the longest 10-floor ride up!

Of course, he had the last word...\"No young lady, uncle growing tall so now taller than hair, that's why uncles' head now sticks out loh!\"

Not to be outwitted, she replied...\"then why you don't ask your mummy to get you new one since you outgrow this one?\"

[concern2]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Andaiz, your gal is so cute!

That uncle must have laughed too

[buds]

DD2 thinks it is funny when she mocks how we speak sometimes.

We know she doesn't mean to be rude but more on the jest it
brings to others who see her impersonation.

However, it is beginning to be like a habit so i decided to kick it.

Me : It's not nice to mock others.

DD2 : Why? It makes gramma and grampa laugh.

Me : Cos it has come to a point that it can seem rather rude.

DD2 : Why so? I'm just repeating the same thing, but i make it funnier.

Me : Like when daddy's gotta a work call and you're mocking him, then
jie-jie laughs... when it continues, both of you laugh even louder, and
eventually making it noisy for daddy to resume his conversation and
for a work call at that too! So it then becomes rude due to the noisy
interruption it has caused. What happens if he was talking to his
boss, right...

DD2 : Then parrots are sooo lucky... (And she starts to walk away..)

Me : :whut:

[Andaiz]

buds:

DD2 : Then parrots are sooo lucky... (And she starts to walk away..)


Me : :whut:

:rotflmao: She's one humourous kid...bet she said it with a dead-pan face.
Come to think of it, parrots ARE lucky...the funnier you are, the higher price you command.

Buds, treasure this gem, will you?

[buds]

Yah, you're right Andaiz! DEAD-pan awrite! :roll:

She has the impact to surprise us with that quick
mind/wit of hers we don't really know where it
comes from.

Hubs said the quick-talking-back-wit-gene must've
come from me...

Cos he claims he definitely ain't good at it. :roll:

[Poohbear]

We were at the mall over the weekend. DD2 saw a cap and tried in on.


DH : Wow, you look so pretty.
DD2 : :lol:

DH start to walk away to look at other stuff

DD2 : So pretty, why you not taking photo ??

:roll:

[Andaiz]

concern2:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Andaiz, your gal is so cute!

That uncle must have laughed too

Yes he did but both DH and myself turned beetroot :oops:

[concern2]

buds:

DD2 : Then parrots are sooo lucky... (And she starts to walk away..)

Me : :whut:

:rotflmao: So quick witted