Kids say the darnest things...

[ChiefKiasu]

tutormum:

...

DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch?
me: :!:

Maybe it's time to tell him he was adopted :lol:

[buds]

ChiefKiasu:

tutormum:

...

DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch?
me: :!:

Maybe it's time to tell him he was adopted :lol:

:rotflmao:

:rotflmao:

:rotflmao:

[tutormum]

ChiefKiasu:

tutormum:

...

DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch?
me: :!:

Maybe it's time to tell him he was adopted :lol:

This reminds me of a time when I gave him a taste of his own medicine.
DS3 with a you know you can't fool me grin: Mummy, I know where babies come from. you did pick eldest gor gor from the dustbin, right? :torchme:
me: Ya, I sure did.
DS3: And you pick 2nd gor gor there also, right? :lol:
me, playing along: Yeap
DS3: So that also includes me, right?
me: Where got so many babies in the dustbin! :evil: I picked you from the drain. :heresmyfish:
DS1 and DS2, :laugh: That's why you are more smelly than me.
DS3: :wrongmove:

[Andaiz]

tutormum:

DS3: And you pick 2nd gor gor there also, right? :lol:
me, playing along: Yeap
DS3: So that also includes me, right?
me: Where got so many babies in the dustbin! :evil: I picked you from the drain. :heresmyfish:
DS1 and DS2, :laugh: That's why you are more smelly than me.
DS3: :wrongmove:

:shock: :shock: tutormum, looks like you've got a pretty neat, fast talking motor-mouth bunch there. Sure keeps you entertained eh?
Wonder when they'd gang up against mummy dearest. Then, we can find solace and :?: here on KSP.com

[tankee]

tutormum:

Brought my sons out for dinner last week for some quality time together. Besides, DS3 had just finished his PSLE papers and deserved it. DS3 was over the moon and extremely cheerful and chatty during dinner.

me: someone is really very happy hor. PSLE is over and now enjoying good dinner.
DS3: Do you mean me?
me: Yes, you look like a very happy dog with two tails.
DS3: If I'm a dog, doesn't it make you a bitch?
me: :!:

:rotflmao: good one ! :celebrate:

[tutormum]

Andaiz:

tutormum:

DS3: And you pick 2nd gor gor there also, right? :lol:
me, playing along: Yeap
DS3: So that also includes me, right?
me: Where got so many babies in the dustbin! :evil: I picked you from the drain. :heresmyfish:
DS1 and DS2, :laugh: That's why you are more smelly than me.
DS3: :wrongmove:

:shock: :shock: tutormum, looks like you've got a pretty neat, fast talking motor-mouth bunch there. Sure keeps you entertained eh?
Wonder when they'd gang up against mummy dearest. Then, we can find solace and :?: here on KSP.com

Actually the motor mouth is DS3. DS2 is very quiet and finds DS3 too noisy. In fact, DS2 is so quiet that his teachers complain that he doesn't even say more than 2 words. On the other hand, one of DS3 teachers recorded in his report book that he is verbal. DS3 knew it meant that he was very talkative. :lol: I think none of the teachers would believe it if they see the other brother. :faint:

[schellen]

On Saturday, sashimi, DD and I went to a self-service family restaurant. We managed to get a table which was just vacated so the previous family had left the baby's high chair there. I took the seat just beside it while sashimi and DD sat on the opposite side. DD pointed to the high chair and said to me, \"Mommy, you can sit there (pointing to the seat I had just taken) and you can put your tummy there (pointing to the high chair).\"


Ya, if only.... :roll:

(FYI, just in case you're :? , I'm currently pregnant and due in mid-Dec, and can't wait for DD2 to come out. Yes, the last trimester can be a very trying time. :stupid: :x :?: )

[buds]

Yeah, i hear ya girl.. :hugs:


Everywhere you turn, it is
freaking hard to sleep!!!

You want DD to come out
sooner or on time, a nurse
friend of mine said, \"Go have
sex, you dinosaur!\" Well, it did
work in my case. :oops: So..... :idea:

[schellen]

buds:

Yeah, i hear ya girl.. :hugs:


Everywhere you turn, it is
freaking hard to sleep!!!

You want DD to come out
sooner or on time, a nurse
friend of mine said, \"Go have
sex, you dinosaur!\" Well, it did
work in my case. :oops: So..... :idea:

I don't think it'll work in my case. I've also read \"angmoh\" accounts of eating spicy food but that's kinda useless for us, right? (in fact, one of my cravings in the early months was for spicy food. :roll: )

Btw, sleeping is fine. Lying down also okay. It's the sitting and standing and walking around that I still gotta do at work.

[buds]

Sleeping was one of the worst in my case with DD1.


The worst would be the sitting down for DD2's case.
Cause i was still working then, imagine a dinosaur
on a children's stool/chair... add whole day to that
too. Suffered severe back pain and also the baby/
womb seem lowered as the pregnancy continued...
as it got heavier. That time, sex was the last thing
on my mind. Coupled with the extensive vomiting
i told myself, this must be one naughty boy... that's
when it came out a girl, we knew it won't be easy...
At least i knew. DD2's a tomboy to date!

Walking and standing was bearable except for the
strain on the legs and feet. Each time i asked the
gynae about it, he just says.. that's normal, it is
just water retention. It'll go away... I think he
was sick of hearing the same ol' water retention
questions, which i now know why.