REMEMBER SINGAPORE - Urban Legends

[autumnbronze]

ChiefKiasu:

autumnbronze:

Chief!


Nice to have you back. :celebrate:

It's been real long since we have been entertained by your brand of humor

Arh? This not my brand of humour leh... I shy... :oops:

Right!

[corneyAmber]

ok Chief....Ask and it shall be given, seek and you will find....


Here is a 20\" extendable one for you....wu gao bo?

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Extendable-Back-Scratcher-Scratch-The-Unreachable-Itch-20-50cm-Long-Reach-/00/$(KGrHqJ,!joE5fJ2lmGtBO,j7S6zvw~~_1.JPG\">

[ChiefKiasu]

ksi:

Err...Chief.... your arm can be lowered one you know, no need to start so high.......you mean you don't know? :shock:

I know that, and if I need to use devices to explore all parts of my bottom, I would be:
a. A monkey with really short hands
b. A donkey with a really large bottom.

[corneyAmber]

Chief, if this extendable one still fails hor....please ask Mrs CKS.... she will give you a lovely scratch!!! :evil:

[fightingmom]

ksi:

ok Chief....Ask and it shall be given, seek and you will find....


Here is a 20\" extendable one for you....wu gao bo?

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Extendable-Back-Scratcher-Scratch-The-Unreachable-Itch-20-50cm-Long-Reach-/00/$(KGrHqJ,!joE5fJ2lmGtBO,j7S6zvw~~_1.JPG\">

:rotflmao:

[pinky]

to itch is human, to scratch is divine

[mamago]

pinky:

to itch is human, to scratch is divine

:rotflmao:

[corneyAmber]

ChiefKiasu:

ksi:

Err...Chief.... your arm can be lowered one you know, no need to start so high.......you mean you don't know? :shock:

I know that, and if I need to use devices to explore all parts of my bottom, I would be:
a. A monkey with really short hands
b. A donkey with a really large bottom.

Aiya...use hand scratch no shiok ma....unless is Mrs CKS' ...these devices have \"thoughtful\" innovations put into them to perfect the scratch.
I quote pinky \"DIVINE\"..... sorry shiok is too singlish....later kate and william read this thread to bring back memories of Singapore, cannot understand.... :imsorry:

[pinky]

ksi:

ChiefKiasu:

[quote=\"ksi\"]Err...Chief.... your arm can be lowered one you know, no need to start so high.......you mean you don't know? :shock:

I know that, and if I need to use devices to explore all parts of my bottom, I would be:
a. A monkey with really short hands
b. A donkey with a really large bottom.

Aiya...use hand scratch no shiok ma....unless is Mrs CKS' ...these devices have \"thoughtful\" innovations put into them to perfect the scratch.
I quote pinky \"DIVINE\"..... sorry shiok is too singlish....later kate and william read this thread to bring back memories of Singapore, cannot understand.... :imsorry:[/quote]how on earth do the royal couple got to do with chief's bottom
:slapshead: :slapshead:

[Imami]

pinky:

to itch is human, to scratch is divine

哗！漂亮！啊好痒•••