Club Super Aunties

[buds]

Agree.


True ah-peks (and aunties) use em' till they die.
Or suck em' till they're dry..

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Lived to its last breath lah.
Those kinda shoes are definitely worth it.

[buds]

ChiefKiasu:

TheAnswer:

Hey Chief, tell us how many pairs of shoes do you own.

Auntie here has 13 pairs including track shoes. Can't buy more already. DH frowning even though I am using my own money. DH only has 3 pairs.

I only have 1 pair of leather shoes, 1 pair of moccasins, 1 pair of running shoes and 1 pair of sandals (Crocs imitation). I can't have more, since my wife's and my kids shoes have already taken up all the available space.

I know those. :idea:

Croocs.

READ : CROOKS

[ChiefKiasu]

buds:

ChiefKiasu:

I only have 1 pair of leather shoes, 1 pair of moccasins, 1 pair of running shoes and 1 pair of sandals (Crocs imitation). I can't have more, since my wife's and my kids shoes have already taken up all the available space.

I know those. :idea:

Croocs.

READ : CROOKS

What to do... you know this ah pek lah... never willing to spend money on branded stuff. The imitation sandals are actually pretty good. Comfy and long lasting.

[buds]

Funz:

Ok ok, back to aunty stuff.


Do any of you do this? Grab a handful of chilli/spring onions/parsley/lime after you have paid for your vege and tell the seller 'FOC ah, I buy so much'.

My mum does that. So far, I have never been able to bring myself to do that. I don't know how to bargain.

Yah, back to auntie stuff.

Funz, never done that before. My mom, YES! :faint:
Can't bring myself to do that too, no matter how auntie. :oops:


But i've gotten them before.

Yuh, the fella just say nahh.. and smiled at me as he put the extras in.

[ChiefKiasu]

Funz:

Ok ok, back to aunty stuff.


Do any of you do this? Grab a handful of chilli/spring onions/parsley/lime after you have paid for your vege and tell the seller 'FOC ah, I buy so much'.

My mum does that. So far, I have never been able to bring myself to do that. I don't know how to bargain.

Why not? I would do that too if I'm the one buying the stuff. I like to go to the Fu Lu Shou area to buy the macham macham junk food. They display the roasted cashew nuts, dried cuttlefish in the open and you get to sample before you buy. (The hygiene-conscious shoppers neednt' apply)

What I don't understand is why those food court stores selling Korean food are so stingy with their anchovies and kimchi. And when I ask for extra they would glare at me like I'm asking for their lives :rant:

[buds]

ChiefKiasu:

buds:

[quote=\"ChiefKiasu\"]I only have 1 pair of leather shoes, 1 pair of moccasins, 1 pair of running shoes and 1 pair of sandals (Crocs imitation). I can't have more, since my wife's and my kids shoes have already taken up all the available space.

I know those. :idea:

Croocs.

READ : CROOKS

What to do... you know this ah pek lah... never willing to spend money on branded stuff. The imitation sandals are actually pretty good. Comfy and long lasting.[/quote]I know. I've bought them for the kiddies before.

Then hubs says, let's go get them proper Crocs.
At the Marina outlet he gasped. :shock: These thingz cost this :censored: much? :yikes: Without jibbitz? :faint:

Then he said, if the jibbitz fall off or break or anything.. that same shop at the market you think got these spare parts anot?

They can make Kate Middleton's wedding dress to a T, of course they have spare parts.

Hmmm.. i'm turning him into an ah-pek too ain't i? :idea:

[ammonite]

buds:

Okay, this I gotta reply tho abit OT. :oops:

Why OT? Have you seen the lingerie trolley in the middle of heartland shopping centers?? All the see through tiger print/leopard underwears and lacy bras in sizes I can never hope to fill and in the hottest reds and bright neon shades?? These aunties are as fierce in bedroom as they are at wet market and you better not cut their queue when paying for these see through lingerie.

Sexy- vamp? Oh no, it's fem-dom for the super auntie. Must show respect.

(hm, ah pek in femdom kingdom...?)

Aiya, my kids are home from school, must be good mama now. Ciao ladies!

[Busymom]

ChiefKiasu:

Busymom:

:hi5:


I don't want to count mine.

But some of my shoes have been with me for many many years, some even older than my DD.

Watz the point of keeping so many shoes? I wear my shoes based on function, and change them only when they break. I remembered how the sole came off my shoe last year as I was giving a presentation :oops: , and I had to limp and make my way to OG to buy a new pair afterwards in my sole-less shoe. Sigh.

That's where my auntiness comes in. Can't resist buying when I see good shoes (those that I would wear) on sale. Also ladies shoes come in different shapes and colour, not quite like the boring stuff for men. :imanangel:

[ChiefKiasu]

buds:

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Then hubs says, let's go get them proper Crocs.
At the Marina outlet he gasped. :shock: These thingz cost this :censored: much? :yikes: Without jibbitz? :faint:

Then he said, if the jibbitz fall off or break or anything.. that same shop at the market you think got these spare parts anot?

They can make Kate Middleton's wedding dress to a T, of course they have spare parts.

Hmmm.. i'm turning him into an ah-pek too ain't i? :idea:

Spare parts? You want spare parts you go to hawker centre chicken rice store. They have more spare parts than the average Crocs store. No sista, this is a use and throw culture.

As for you turning your hubs into an ah pek... don't worry, he will do it to himself. But you can accelerate that process by teaching him more auntie tricks and wearing auntie-sized underwear from the market.

[ChiefKiasu]

ammonite:

Why OT? Have you seen the lingerie trolley in the middle of heartland shopping centers?? All the see through tiger print/leopard underwears and lacy bras in sizes I can never hope to fill and in the hottest reds and bright neon shades?? These aunties are as fierce in bedroom as they are at wet market and you better not cut their queue when paying for these see through lingerie.


Sexy- vamp? Oh no, it's fem-dom for the super auntie. Must show respect.

(hm, ah pek in femdom kingdom...?)
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Wah... really so happening arh? Last I only saw McDonald's style products on sale, beige only, and sizes come in small, medium, large, where the medium is really LARGE and LARGE is super large. I wonder if the uncle has an upsize deal for his regular customers.

Must go check out the local market scene... where you live har?