Club Super Aunties

[Mawar]

buds:

Mawar:

[quote=\"buds\"]Any auntie here collect those sticker/coupons to redeem barangs?


Has anyone ever gone round to other customers after they have paid to ask for their stickers if they don't need them, just so as to faster collect until finish/can redeem?

I keep but not for myself. I like to colour coordinate my barang barang. I usually pass to friends or any stranger who asks for them.

Mawar, u Tupperware auntie issit?

Next time just offer your stickers here orh.[/quote]Not exactly la. I have just a few stacks. Some unused.

[Augmum]

buds:

Augmum:

Yr dad bot for u ? oh....ic.... :roll:

Unlike other girls who had their moms for this ground breaking moment ... I never did. Thankfully, I had daddie. Else I would be lost. He also bought my first bra. Not that mom was absent. Just perhaps she never saw the need to? Perhaps she thought I already knew what to do? From frenz or school? :skeptical:

So u have a nice dad who did all these buying for u....
My mum wasn't around even before i hit puberty....
I had to figure out all these related by myself....

Anyway :offtopic: liao
As what chief said, i gotten a \"D\" ....failed miserably as a \"Super Auntie\"

[buds]

ChiefKiasu:

buds:

...

Was looking forward to poke at the bird. :rubhands: Part 2 ya know wat i mean? :evil:

Now i betcha he won't even go cheap cheap-kop-kop-ko-pek..

Why you want to poke at the bird? If I peck back, those balloons will be too big to miss. As the wise man said... man who live in glass buildings should not throw stones. :evil:

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Must poke till you :faint: mah..

Then we make nice meat meal out of you.
Ok, a snack for now.. since your bird is small.
..... and cheap.

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[buds]

Augmum:

So u have a nice dad who did all these buying for u....

God-sent. :please:

Augmum:

My mum wasn't around even before i hit puberty....
I had to figure out all these related by myself....

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php

Sorry to know this..

Augmum:

Anyway :offtopic: liao. As what chief said, i gotten a \"D\" ....failed miserably as a \"Super Auntie\"

Cos you loaded mah. :evil:

[Augmum]

buds:

Augmum:

Anyway :offtopic: liao. As what chief said, i gotten a \"D\" ....failed miserably as a \"Super Auntie\"

Cos you loaded mah. :evil:

:whut: :itwasntme:

Is there a \"Lao Auntie\" thread for me to migrate there ??

[Imami]

Sun_2010:

From pads to shoes to lingerie...


I start a new question for the super aunties onli. Ah peks can share if their DWs are super aunties.

Do you buy condoms ? :evil:

a) Never. Would rather die. :faint:
b) Rarely.With my dark shades on :oops:
c) Usually. If i were to trust him, dunno how many kids I would have by now.
d) Usually. I like to experiment/take charge

BE HONEST :nunchuk:

erm... a and b - I have never bought it. But i would buy rather than die.

[BigDevil]

buds:

ammonite:

(hm, ah pek in femdom kingdom...?)

:evil:

Yup.. can see BigDevil reporting in here oredi.

:faint:
Must go sign up another account with a Super Aunty sounding nick so I can come in here safely.

:idea: how about Aunty Lucy???

[ammonite]

ChiefKiasu:

ammonite:

Why OT? Have you seen the lingerie trolley in the middle of heartland shopping centers?? All the see through tiger print/leopard underwears and lacy bras in sizes I can never hope to fill and in the hottest reds and bright neon shades?? These aunties are as fierce in bedroom as they are at wet market and you better not cut their queue when paying for these see through lingerie.


Sexy- vamp? Oh no, it's fem-dom for the super auntie. Must show respect.

(hm, ah pek in femdom kingdom...?)
...

Wah... really so happening arh? Last I only saw McDonald's style products on sale, beige only, and sizes come in small, medium, large, where the medium is really LARGE and LARGE is super large. I wonder if the uncle has an upsize deal for his regular customers.

Must go check out the local market scene... where you live har?

West. Really. All the safari (leopard, zebra, tiger) sheer print and all L size and up. Many aunties digging and buying by the handfuls because the prices were really very good. I realised with a start that these aunties are not so auntie underneath!

Okay, better let you guys get back to coupons and tupperwares.

[ChiefKiasu]

BigDevil:

:faint:

Must go sign up another account with a Super Aunty sounding nick so I can come in here safely.

:idea: how about Aunty Lucy???

BigDevil another one. Don't worry... I have already changed the name so you don't feel out of place. Fall in with me leh, otherwise all these aunties here never give me chance wan. That's why I lost the melon wars.

[BigDevil]

I smartly stayed out of the conversation...


...but even when standing quietly on the sideline, I still kena flak from buds. :lightrod: