Kids say the darnest things...
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At about the time when chubs was 15mths, we were mall visiting and passed by a boutique. He pointed to the mannequin and said.
\"Wook!\"
\"Milk.\"
(pointing at the boobies)
Then he smiled.
The mannequin was wearing a lacey two-pc. It was a lingerie shop.
Hubs and I giggled and brought him away from there so he doesn't get distracted with wanting to drink milk again while shopping. We brought him to the toy store instead.
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My 7-years old son, 72-years old father and me walked into a petrol kiosk as the attendant was filling-up the car.
As I wanted to get some drinks, I walked to the corner of store, leaving boy with my dad. After a while, my dad asked my boy - \"where is your Father?\"
My son replied - \"He is your son, you should take care of him\"
my dad :stupid: -
mel2sg:
:rotflmao:My 7-years old son, 72-years old father and me walked into a petrol kiosk as the attendant was filling-up the car.
As I wanted to get some drinks, I walked to the corner of store, leaving boy with my dad. After a while, my dad asked my boy - \"where is your Father?\"
My son replied - \"He is your son, you should take care of him\"
my dad :stupid:
What a boy you have :love: -
An arguement btw my hubby and my 6yo.
Pinnie: daddy! U cannot tell lie!
Dad: why cannot?
Pinnie: do u want your nose to be longgggg like pinocchio n the elephant?! Do u want to become like an elephant?!
Dad: yes I want!
Pin: okay, I put u in the zoo tmr!
Mum: burst out laughing -
Just stumbled upon this thread...sure cheered up my monday! :rotflmao:
Reminds me of an incident w my elder boy (3yo) when we took the train a few weeks back...
He spotted a man with a very large beer belly then said:
DS: mommy look! there's someone (baby) inside his tummy!
Me: (in a hushed tone in an attempt to bring down his volume as i think even those sitting opposite us heard his exclamation earlier) No don't have, there's no one in his tummy.
DS: Yes mommy, have! (in his insistent tone)
Me: (repeated again) no darling don't have, there's nobody inside...
DS: oh... (a bit disappointed tone) ok, but WHY mommy? why?
Me:
How to give a politcally correct answer that a 3yo would understand? Quickly 'ignored' his qn and changed topic! -
Hi all, I heard this from a friend who had this experience during a bedtime story
Mummy: Baby, what is this ? [ mummy imitates crab's claws using hands]
Baby: I know! Pepper Crab! -
I was teaching my P5 maths class on area of triangles and shown them that if a triangle is drawn inside a rectangle in a certain way, the total area will always be half of the rectangle. I used a complicated example and did some calculations.
Me: See, so instead of calculating the area for every triangles and less the answer from the area of the rectangle, you just need to find the area of the rectangle and half it. I just prove my point.
Picking on a student who is never attentive in class. I asked: XXX, what have I just proved?
XXX: eeerrr, you have just proved.... your point.
Me: :faint: :slapshead: -
tutormum:
:rotflmao: cheeky but quick witted.I was teaching my P5 maths class on area of triangles and shown them that if a triangle is drawn inside a rectangle in a certain way, the total area will always be half of the rectangle. I used a complicated example and did some calculations.
Me: See, so instead of calculating the area for every triangles and less the answer from the area of the rectangle, you just need to find the area of the rectangle and half it. I just prove my point.
Picking on a student who is never attentive in class. I asked: XXX, what have I just proved?
XXX: eeerrr, you have just proved.... your point.
Me: :faint: :slapshead:
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tutormum:
Funny!I was teaching my P5 maths class on area of triangles and shown them that if a triangle is drawn inside a rectangle in a certain way, the total area will always be half of the rectangle. I used a complicated example and did some calculations.
Me: See, so instead of calculating the area for every triangles and less the answer from the area of the rectangle, you just need to find the area of the rectangle and half it. I just prove my point.
Picking on a student who is never attentive in class. I asked: XXX, what have I just proved?
XXX: eeerrr, you have just proved.... your point.
Me: :faint: :slapshead:
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My ds2 likes to stand up even when eating his meals. This morning, he was squatting on his chair during breakfast when..
Me: Why don't you sit on the chair? I noticed that you were standing most of the time during English (enrichment) class. Chairs are for sitting.
ds2: I only sit down in school. At home, can stand, must stand.
Me: Why so?
ds2: When I sit down, feels like my backside is burning and going to explode.
:faint:
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