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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      en107rn.01056yahoo.01056com.01056sg
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      [quote]If the interest persists, you can introduce him

      to other gemstones and the different colours
      so special to each.. [/quote]Nahhh...I dont think the interest will persist for now. But I'ms sure it will peak up again when he is to buy for my future DIL. See if he will sing the same tune. :roll:

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        en107rn.01056yahoo.01056com.01056sg
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        kekeke...


        buds, foreverj, ds & dd used to say the same thing out loud too. Not only will they say it out loud, they will also resorted to pointing which one pretended to sleep. :oops:

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          buds
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          EN:
          Nahhh...I dont think the interest will persist for now. But I'ms sure it will peak up again when he is to buy for my future DIL. See if he will sing the same tune. :roll:

          :rotflmao:

          Yap.. we'll see. šŸ˜‰

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            foreverj
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            EN:
            kekeke...


            buds, foreverj, ds & dd used to say the same thing out loud too. Not only will they say it out loud, they will also resorted to pointing which one pretended to sleep. :oops:
            hohoho, dunno who is my dd's first victim to be singled out?? :lol: think my face wil turn red like tomato :oops:

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              Andaiz
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              I gotta share this...


              At my DD's birthday party recently, we were talking to her classmates as a run-up to the party proper and the topic fell on to a girl who was not invited...think it's quite obvious why but because DD2 is not the know, she asked:


              DD2: \"Why is K not invited che che?\"

              DD1: \"coz I didn't invite her!\"

              DD2:\"why che che? Isnt' she the monitress?\"

              DD1: \"Yeah, but I didn't want to invite her!\"

              DD2: \"but why?\"

              V(a guest):\"coz she's very bad....\"

              DD2:\"why's she bad?\"

              V: \"next time when you grow up, you'd know...\" 😐 but they're only 2 years apart 😐

              DD2: \"why is K very bad?\"

              V: \"so she doesn't get invited to ANY parties...\"

              A (another guest): \"but I invited her to mine...coz mine was in the beginning of the year...and I didn't know she was so bad...\"

              DD2: \"what bad things did she do?\"

              V:\"next time you grow up, you don't be like that okay? Or you'd have no friends....K is this 5 letter word beginning with \"B\"...do you know what it is?\"

              DD2: (who incidentally can only spell limited words)\" what's that?\"

              V: \"haiyah, it's a very bad word you know...if you're like that, no one wants to be your friend\"...

              DH was by then thinking 😐 😐 :!:

              DD2: \" but I still don't know what K did to deserve this...\"

              V: (with a dramatically sharp intake of breath)\" haiyah, K is so super duper bossy loh!\"

              :faint: DH nearly flooored coz I think he was at first wondering if the 5-letter B word was one that rhymed with itch!

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                autumnbronze
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                Andaiz:
                I gotta share this...


                At my DD's birthday party recently, we were talking to her classmates as a run-up to the party proper and the topic fell on to a girl who was not invited...think it's quite obvious why but because DD2 is not the know, she asked:


                DD2: \"Why is K not invited che che?\"

                DD1: \"coz I didn't invite her!\"

                DD2:\"why che che? Isnt' she the monitress?\"

                DD1: \"Yeah, but I didn't want to invite her!\"

                DD2: \"but why?\"

                V(a guest):\"coz she's very bad....\"

                DD2:\"why's she bad?\"

                V: \"next time when you grow up, you'd know...\" 😐 but they're only 2 years apart 😐

                DD2: \"why is K very bad?\"

                V: \"so she doesn't get invited to ANY parties...\"

                A (another guest): \"but I invited her to mine...coz mine was in the beginning of the year...and I didn't know she was so bad...\"

                DD2: \"what bad things did she do?\"

                V:\"next time you grow up, you don't be like that okay? Or you'd have no friends....K is this 5 letter word beginning with \"B\"...do you know what it is?\"

                DD2: (who incidentally can only spell limited words)\" what's that?\"

                V: \"haiyah, it's a very bad word you know...if you're like that, no one wants to be your friend\"...

                DH was by then thinking 😐 😐 :!:

                DD2: \" but I still don't know what K did to deserve this...\"

                V: (with a dramatically sharp intake of breath)\" haiyah, K is so super duper bossy loh!\"

                :faint: DH nearly flooored coz I think he was at first wondering if the 5-letter B word was one that rhymed with itch!
                :rotflmao: okie okie Andaiz, I was in the same line of thought as your DH too ... were you as well??

                Nice one :lol:

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                  Andaiz
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                  autumnbronze:


                  :rotflmao: okie okie Andaiz, I was in the same line of thought as your DH too ... were you as well??

                  Nice one :lol:
                  Me too...actually looked around at the adults to see if they've gotten the drift...and at the same time :? :? :shock: 😐 :!: that it could come out of the mouth of a 7 year old.

                  Then when she revealed the actual adjective, actually, quite :oops:

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                    buds
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                    I thought it too! :!: Gosh!

                    Funny how we think the worst of scenarios. :roll:

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                      buds
                      last edited by

                      CSI #1


                      DD2 : Hey, what's this under your pillow dad?

                      *Holding up a french cap wrapper*

                      DD2 : Hor, daddy has treats and never share. šŸ˜›

                      Hubs : Not for kids. This kinda treats only for mummy.

                      Me : :faint:

                      CSI #2

                      DD2 : Hey, not again... :roll:

                      DD2 : Another treat. And always forget to clear.

                      Me : Wasn't me. :roll:

                      Hubs : Nah-uh.. wasn't me either.

                      DD2 : But you said these treats were not for kids.

                      DD2 : So can't be me, right?

                      *Hubs got rid of the evidence*

                      Us : :siam: and then.... :rotflmao:

                      CSI #3

                      DD2 : Ooooh Dadda.. look wat i found... :evil:

                      Hubs : Wat??? :roll:

                      DD2 : This. 😐

                      Hubs : Gimme. That's just rubbish.

                      DD2 : But this one is not rubbish. :idea: It's not even open!

                      Rule of thumb : Clear (evidence) rubbish immediately after use. Period.

                      Thank goodness, it's not my job. :politebleah:

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                        autumnbronze
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                        buds:
                        CSI #1


                        DD2 : Hey, what's this under your pillow dad?

                        *Holding up a french cap wrapper*

                        DD2 : Hor, daddy has treats and never share. šŸ˜›

                        Hubs : Not for kids. This kinda treats only for mummy.

                        Me : :faint:

                        CSI #2

                        DD2 : Hey, not again... :roll:

                        DD2 : Another treat. And always forget to clear.

                        Me : Wasn't me. :roll:

                        Hubs : Nah-uh.. wasn't me either.

                        DD2 : But you said these treats were not for kids.

                        DD2 : So can't be me, right?

                        *Hubs got rid of the evidence*

                        Us : :siam: and then.... :rotflmao:

                        CSI #3

                        DD2 : Ooooh Dadda.. look wat i found... :evil:

                        Hubs : Wat??? :roll:

                        DD2 : This. 😐

                        Hubs : Gimme. That's just rubbish.

                        DD2 : But this one is not rubbish. :idea: It's not even open!

                        Rule of thumb : Clear (evidence) rubbish immediately after use. Period.

                        Thank goodness, it's not my job. :politebleah:

                        :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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