Most berserk wrong number
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probably very depressed after Miss XXXX stole her hubby and was not thinking straight.
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I had this call to my land line many years ago. The caller called many times, insisted that he got the correct number and wanted to order something (can't remember what) despite my telling him that he got the wrong number so I cracked my head for an idea :idea: to stop him from calling again .... True enough, he called again! :wrongmove:
He : I want to order xxx
Me : This is COFFIN SHOP, what size do you want?
Silence ..... and no more calls from him ever again .... :rotflmao: -
this happened sometime ago on my husband's phone.
i picked up the first call:
Lady : So where are you meeting XYZ (man's name) later?
Me : ??? I'll get ABC (my dh's name) to call you back.
My dh returned the call based on caller ID:
Dh : may i know who called just now?
Man : ??? who you looking for?
Dh : sorry, wrong number.
A few moments later from the same number:
Lady : So what time are you meeting XYZ later?
Dh : ???!!! wrong number!!
my dh's name does sound like a lady's name... -
Here is me calling my stock broker.
Me: Hello... Desmond arh?
Desmond: Yah.
Me: Wahlao... your recommendation buay siu (cannot swim) leh. Now already go down so much.
Desmond: Really? Cannot be what, that wan good company brand leh... I oredi recommend to all my other customers.
Me: Good brand so what. Still go down so much. So do I hold or not arh? Dunno will go up again anot.
Desmond: It's supposed to float lah. You don't have to hold your son wan. It will float.
Me: .... silence...
Me: Er... you Desmond Woon ah?
Desmond: No lah... Desmond Wong (my son's swimming coach)
Me: :oops: err... solly solly... wrong number. -
ChiefKiasu:
Wah leow, Chief, u are really hilarious! :rotflmao:Here is me calling my stock broker.
Me: Hello... Desmond arh?
Desmond: Yah.
Me: Wahlao... your recommendation buay siu (cannot swim) leh. Now already go down so much.
Desmond: Really? Cannot be what, that wan good company brand leh... I oredi recommend to all my other customers.
Me: Good brand so what. Still go down so much. So do I hold or not arh? Dunno will go up again anot.
Desmond: It's supposed to float lah. You don't have to hold your son wan. It will float.
Me: .... silence...
Me: Er... you Desmond Woon ah?
Desmond: No lah... Desmond Wong (my son's swimming coach)
Me: :oops: err... solly solly... wrong number. -
Ha
Good joke, Chief…
Seriously, though, we ever did receive a call telling my MIL that her son was kidnapped last year… Luckily MIL did not kenna scam… but we were worried cos, we had 4 kids in the house (2 mine, 2 BIL) so we sort of pre warn the pre-school and told the maids to be careful and not let the kids out of their sight.
My fren’s mom also had this call but the "cheaters" were not successful…
Cheat: Ma ma I got kidnapped…
Mother: How come (sounds worried) what happened?
Cheat: (crying), you need to pay $$$ then they will let me go…
Mother: Don’t worry I call your brother…
Cheat: Why call brother??
Mother: Your brother police what…
Cheat immediately hang up…
The best part is my fren mother don’t have any sons, only 5 daughters…
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cfan:
I solemnly swear that the above actually happened. Fortunately it has been years since I last talked to that coach, so he didn't recognize me... I thinkHa
Good joke, Chief....
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Ha ha
The coach must have been like :? and you must have really felt like :oops:
I especially like the part about holding and floating...
\"So do I hold or not arh? Dunno will go up again anot.
It's supposed to float lah. You don't have to hold your son wan. It will float.\"
Ha ha couldn't stop giggling......... :rotflmao: -
cfan:
... The coach must have been like :? and you must have really felt like :oops: ...
Yuh... he must be thinking what the heck happened to the pool buoys he has been selling.
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ChiefKiasu:
Here is me calling my stock broker.
Me: Hello... Desmond arh?
Desmond: Yah.
Me: Wahlao... your recommendation buay siu (cannot swim) leh. Now already go down so much.
Desmond: Really? Cannot be what, that wan good company brand leh... I oredi recommend to all my other customers.
Me: Good brand so what. Still go down so much. So do I hold or not arh? Dunno will go up again anot.
Desmond: It's supposed to float lah. You don't have to hold your son wan. It will float.
Me: .... silence...
Me: Er... you Desmond Woon ah?
Desmond: No lah... Desmond Wong (my son's swimming coach)
Me: :oops: err... solly solly... wrong number.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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