Most berserk wrong number

[autumnbronze]

ChiefKiasu:

Here is me calling my stock broker.


Me: Hello... Desmond arh?
Desmond: Yah.
Me: Wahlao... your recommendation buay siu (cannot swim) leh. Now already go down so much.
Desmond: Really? Cannot be what, that wan good company brand leh... I oredi recommend to all my other customers.
Me: Good brand so what. Still go down so much. So do I hold or not arh? Dunno will go up again anot.
Desmond: It's supposed to float lah. You don't have to hold your son wan. It will float.
Me: .... silence...
Me: Er... you Desmond Woon ah?
Desmond: No lah... Desmond Wong (my son's swimming coach)
Me: :oops: err... solly solly... wrong number.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[tankee]

MMM:

This is rather common.


Got a call from China those \"scam companies\"

Lady : Xiao jie, ni hui jiang hua yi ma?
Me : Bu hui
and I just hang up.

.......

ya, quite common. These days, I don't even bother to say anything and just hang up.

[tutormum]

I visited a friend many years ago and her DH was chatting on the phone for about an hour. I asked my friend whom he was talking to as they sounded like very good friends.


Me: your DH is very chatty for a man. Who is he talking to?
Friend: Not anybody he knows.
Me: :? You meant not anybody you know?
Friend: It's not anybody he knows. It's a wrong number.
Me: :!: Why is he chatting with the caller?
Friend: He always does that. He'll tell the caller it's a wrong number at the end of the conversation.
Me: Like that also can? :faint:

There's another one but the one who got the wrong number is me. :stupid:
Me (dialled DH no) : Hello, are you coming back for dinner?
Other party: Yes, yes, will be back later.
Me: ok see you later

Later...
DH called.
DH: Hello, I've got a meeting and can't make it for dinner.
Me: But you just told me less than 5 mins ago that you'll be back. :x
DH: Huh? you didn't call me just now. :?
Me: :oops: That guy must have mistaken me for his wife.

[tankee]

tutormum:

....Me (dialled DH no) : Hello, are you coming back for dinner?

Other party: Yes, yes, will be back later.
Me: ok see you later

Later...
DH called.
DH: Hello, I've got a meeting and can't make it for dinner.
Me: But you just told me less than 5 mins ago that you'll be back. :x
DH: Huh? you didn't call me just now. :?
Me: :oops: That guy must have mistaken me for his wife.

:rotflmao: like that also can happen? :rotflmao:

[Andaiz]

ChiefKiasu:

Here is me calling my stock broker.


Me: Hello... Desmond arh?
Desmond: Yah.
Me: Wahlao... your recommendation buay siu (cannot swim) leh. Now already go down so much.
Desmond: Really? Cannot be what, that wan good company brand leh... I oredi recommend to all my other customers.
Me: Good brand so what. Still go down so much. So do I hold or not arh? Dunno will go up again anot.
Desmond: It's supposed to float lah. You don't have to hold your son wan. It will float.
Me: .... silence...
Me: Er... you Desmond Woon ah?
Desmond: No lah... Desmond Wong (my son's swimming coach)
Me: :oops: err... solly solly... wrong number.

Chief...you really man tou wu shui...

[corneyAmber]

tankee:

wow like that also can ...

this one sure ABC.

maybe it is someone from your school, using lame tactics trying to know you.

Not ABC...ABD....A Bery Desperate man.

Not possible to be someone from my school because I was already out of school for 4 years and the kind of dialogue told my guts that he could not be anyone I had crossed path anywhere before. It was truly a bizarre wrong number. :siao:

[cluelessmom]

tankee:

what is the most berserk wrong number you have ever received?



Once, there were these IDD calls from China. A lady kept calling my mobile looking for her hubby that had came to Singapore to work. Apparently her hubby told her he had met someone else here and wanted a divorce.

Despite the repeated attempts I tried telling her that she had the wrong number, she kept insisting and mistaken me as her hubby and pleaded with me not to divorce her nor brush her off by pretending as someone else and crying over the phone.

To complicate matter further, I was supporting China office then and was making frequent trips there. The calls came when I was with my DW. Luckily my DW trusted me, else i would really :stupid: for nothing.

Wa tis kinda typical 跳进黄河也洗不清 scenario.... u r lucky ur wifey so understanding... if it's me I will jump to 101 deductions liao.......

[tankee]

cluelessmom:

...Wa tis kinda typical 跳进黄河也洗不清 scenario.... u r lucky ur wifey so understanding... if it's me I will jump to 101 deductions liao.......

[fussyMummy]

Hi,


I got my current number 3 years ago. But on and off received some smses / calls from ladies. They claims that my current hp number is gave by a guy name Lawrence.

There was a case :

Woman A : Hello, thought you want to come over tonight?
Me : huh? go where? tonight? :shock:
Woman A : Where is Lawrence?
Me : What Lawrence, no such person.
Woman A : He is with me last night...
Me : then... ? :?
Woman A : So get him answer the phone. (sound angry)
Me : but no Lawrence here...
Woman A : Just get him answer the phone
I just hang up.. but then she still keep dial the number....

She called couple of times per day, but I never pick it up, as same house phone number appeared. Luckily no more after a week....

[tankee]

wow ! :!:


this woman A really daring leh … whatif that Lawrence was actually married and the lady (not you) that pick up the phone was his wife ! :!: