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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      buds
      last edited by

      jedamum:
      ..... first time round, he bought red pens for me to mark his assessment books! :faint:

      :rotflmao:

      Cute! :love:

      First one for work..
      Second one for pleasure..
      It does go to show how he feels about you.. šŸ˜‰

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      • tankeeT Offline
        tankee
        last edited by

        buds:
        Hubs and I were running through DD1's Math

        problem sums together & pitching our answers.

        As usual DD2 was all ears. :roll:

        Hubs : How can dis wan equer to seven-too-tree (723) wan?

        Me : Yes, really. I checked with her teacher why it is so.. šŸ˜›

        Hubs : You show me.. show me how you geddit? Show lah..

        Me : See... from this model drawing... this times this... minus
        this then divide this you WILL get seven-two-three (723).

        Hubs : Then, how about dis wan.. still got one remainder wat?

        Me : Yes, i know. But the teacher explained that one boy cannot be
        left behind in school after you calculated the rest coming into the no.
        of buses available, so he just has to hop on the last bus.

        Hubs : Where got lidat?

        Me : Got lah.. see answer page oso seven-too-tree lah! :x

        DD2 : Daddy... please. you are making mummy's English become bad.

        DD2 : And the word \"what\" comes in front, not at the back of a question.

        Hubs : :x

        Me : :rotflmao:

        :rotflmao: very clever DD2 you have :celebrate:

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        • B Offline
          buds
          last edited by

          Act too clever sometimes make daddie very :x


          :lol:

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          • tankeeT Offline
            tankee
            last edited by

            i’m sure bud_hub is actually quite pleased & proud; under that surface :x

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            • A Offline
              autumnbronze
              last edited by

              jedamum:
              autumnbronze:


              jedamum,

              That is such an endearing gesture by your DS ... :love: :love: šŸ˜„

              Were you pleasantly surprised?? Or is it something he does quite often - as in buying you stuff ??

              hm...this is the second time he got stuff from the bookshop for me. the first time round, he bought red pens for me to mark his assessment books! :faint:

              jedamum,

              Why :faint: ?? I'll be so touched and amused at the same time šŸ˜„

              I think you've got such a sweetie of a son lah ... first buying you red pens, then hair clips, what next?? šŸ˜„

              I get v tickled when my toddler hugs and then pats me on my back sometimes when I don't see him for a couple of hours - its like as if he's trying to assure me he's fine instead of me trying to assure him šŸ˜„

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                jedamum
                last edited by

                autumnbronze:

                jedamum,

                Why :faint: ?? I'll be so touched and amused at the same time šŸ˜„

                I think you've got such a sweetie of a son lah ... first buying you red pens, then hair clips, what next?? šŸ˜„
                i :faint: cos i foresee him giving his future wife a blender/kitchen appliance for anniversary gift. šŸ˜„
                autumnbronze:
                I get v tickled when my toddler hugs and then pats me on my back sometimes when I don't see him for a couple of hours - its like as if he's trying to assure me he's fine instead of me trying to assure him šŸ˜„
                Good ah!! is he imitating you? šŸ˜‰

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                  en107rn.01056yahoo.01056com.01056sg
                  last edited by

                  [quote] i cos i foresee him giving his future wife a blender/kitchen appliance for anniversary gift. [/quote]
                  jedamum, dont faint. Must do something now. Else, later when we become Kiasu grandparents, reading the in-laws thread, eh... how come this story very familiar huh. šŸ˜›

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                    autumnbronze
                    last edited by

                    jedamum:


                    i :faint: cos i foresee him giving his future wife a blender/kitchen appliance for anniversary gift. šŸ˜„
                    No jedamum ... I tell you, can't you see the progression your DS is making. He started off with a de-personalized gift, then something a little more personal ie hair clips. I think he'll just get better and better in his selection. Okie, update can when he next buys you something? šŸ˜„
                    autumnbronze:
                    I get v tickled when my toddler hugs and then pats me on my back sometimes when I don't see him for a couple of hours - its like as if he's trying to assure me he's fine instead of me trying to assure him šŸ˜„
                    jedamum:
                    Good ah!! is he imitating you? šŸ˜‰
                    Actually yes :oops: :love: :love: šŸ˜„

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                    • M Offline
                      Muffins
                      last edited by

                      buds:
                      Hubs and I were running through DD1's Math

                      problem sums together & pitching our answers.

                      As usual DD2 was all ears. :roll:

                      Hubs : How can dis wan equer to seven-too-tree (723) wan?

                      Me : Yes, really. I checked with her teacher why it is so.. šŸ˜›

                      Hubs : You show me.. show me how you geddit? Show lah..

                      Me : See... from this model drawing... this times this... minus
                      this then divide this you WILL get seven-two-three (723).

                      Hubs : Then, how about dis wan.. still got one remainder wat?

                      Me : Yes, i know. But the teacher explained that one boy cannot be
                      left behind in school after you calculated the rest coming into the no.
                      of buses available, so he just has to hop on the last bus.

                      Hubs : Where got lidat?

                      Me : Got lah.. see answer page oso seven-too-tree lah! :x

                      DD2 : Daddy... please. you are making mummy's English become bad.

                      DD2 : And the word \"what\" comes in front, not at the back of a question.

                      Hubs : :x

                      Me : :rotflmao:
                      HAHA! šŸ˜„ :rotflmao: :lol:

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                      • tankeeT Offline
                        tankee
                        last edited by

                        jedamum:
                        i :faint: cos i foresee him giving his future wife a blender/kitchen appliance for anniversary gift. šŸ˜„

                        appliances very practical what :?


                        šŸ˜‰

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