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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • tankeeT Offline
      tankee
      last edited by

      Andaiz:
      tankee:

      When we do not see our DS for more than a day (on nights that he stayed with my MIL), when we picked him up and asked him whether he missed us, he would say


      \" aiya .... one day only ... \" :stupid: :faint:

      then tankee, YOU hug him and say, I miss you son...then see how he reacts šŸ˜‰

      I seldom use \"I missed you\" to him, maybe never. But we definitely greet each other with a hug and tight squeeze; something kiss kiss too. :love:

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      • tankeeT Offline
        tankee
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        in the morning of a day that my DS usually sleepover at my MIL place ...



        Me : do you want me to bring you home tonight?

        DS : I don't know .... (continue playing)

        Me : don't know means want or don't want ....

        DS : don't know means can come or don't come ....

        ......


        later that evening, he called me from my MIL's place

        DS : Dad ... why you are still not here?

        Me : er ... didn't you say can come or don't come ?

        DS : aiya ... can come or don't come means you can come to bring me home lah.

        😐

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        • B Offline
          buds
          last edited by

          :rotflmao:

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          • tankeeT Offline
            tankee
            last edited by

            one evening, DW was having a headache ...



            DS : Mom ... are you ok?

            DW : I'm not feeling very well ...

            DS : ..... Do you want me to massage you?

            DW : :love: ok ....

            DS started to massage using both hands ...

            DS : Are you feeling better?

            DW : :love: yes ....

            DS : My massage as good as spa?

            DW & I puzzled ... when & where he learned about spa ...

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            • tankeeT Offline
              tankee
              last edited by

              lovekidsverymuch:
              autumnbronze:



              tankee, your DS v practical leh ... :evil: šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜„

              Just like daddy šŸ˜„ he also say can gift appliances in anniversery lah looks like full life cycle coming bac wat say daddy



              die ....

              i joking only .... now offended all the ladies here :stupid: :oops:

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              • A Offline
                Andaiz
                last edited by

                tankee:
                in the morning of a day that my DS usually sleepover at my MIL place ...



                Me : do you want me to bring you home tonight?

                DS : I don't know .... (continue playing)

                Me : don't know means want or don't want ....

                DS : don't know means can come or don't come ....

                ......


                later that evening, he called me from my MIL's place

                DS : Dad ... why you are still not here?

                Me : er ... didn't you say can come or don't come ?

                DS : aiya ... can come or don't come means you can come to bring me home lah.

                😐

                Wah, tankee, he's beginning to speak like riddles now. šŸ˜‰ must read between lines leh!

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                • tankeeT Offline
                  tankee
                  last edited by

                  Andaiz:


                  Wah, tankee, he's beginning to speak like riddles now. šŸ˜‰ must read between lines leh!

                  ya šŸ˜ž

                  I don't want must force him to change or not.

                  like when he ask permission to play wii, he would say \"Dad ... cannot play wii now right?\"

                  And if I reply \"Cannot, so late, about time to sleep\"

                  he would quickly add \" .... that's why I say cannot play ... \"

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                    Andaiz
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                    tankee:
                    Andaiz:



                    Wah, tankee, he's beginning to speak like riddles now. šŸ˜‰ must read between lines leh!


                    ya šŸ˜ž

                    I don't want must force him to change or not.

                    like when he ask permission to play wii, he would say \"Dad ... cannot play wii now right?\"

                    And if I reply \"Cannot, so late, about time to sleep\"

                    he would quickly add \" .... that's why I say cannot play ... \"

                    High EQ loh, rest my case...these kind of kids can sell ice to eskimos! šŸ˜‰

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                    • G Offline
                      gratitude
                      last edited by

                      mintcc:
                      ha ha :lol:


                      I play a guessing game with my 3yo for his vitamins which have alphabets on it.

                      Me: \"What does naughty starts with?\"
                      Him: \"Naughty starts with me?\"

                      :roll: :oops:
                      :lol: clever!!!

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                      • tankeeT Offline
                        tankee
                        last edited by

                        Andaiz:
                        ...High EQ loh, rest my case...these kind of kids can sell ice to eskimos! šŸ˜‰


                        like that means high EQ ah?

                        I thought was poor english :oops:

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