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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • tankeeT Offline
      tankee
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      one evening, DW was having a headache ...



      DS : Mom ... are you ok?

      DW : I'm not feeling very well ...

      DS : ..... Do you want me to massage you?

      DW : :love: ok ....

      DS started to massage using both hands ...

      DS : Are you feeling better?

      DW : :love: yes ....

      DS : My massage as good as spa?

      DW & I puzzled ... when & where he learned about spa ...

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        tankee
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        lovekidsverymuch:
        autumnbronze:



        tankee, your DS v practical leh ... :evil: šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜„

        Just like daddy šŸ˜„ he also say can gift appliances in anniversery lah looks like full life cycle coming bac wat say daddy



        die ....

        i joking only .... now offended all the ladies here :stupid: :oops:

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          Andaiz
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          tankee:
          in the morning of a day that my DS usually sleepover at my MIL place ...



          Me : do you want me to bring you home tonight?

          DS : I don't know .... (continue playing)

          Me : don't know means want or don't want ....

          DS : don't know means can come or don't come ....

          ......


          later that evening, he called me from my MIL's place

          DS : Dad ... why you are still not here?

          Me : er ... didn't you say can come or don't come ?

          DS : aiya ... can come or don't come means you can come to bring me home lah.

          😐

          Wah, tankee, he's beginning to speak like riddles now. šŸ˜‰ must read between lines leh!

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          • tankeeT Offline
            tankee
            last edited by

            Andaiz:


            Wah, tankee, he's beginning to speak like riddles now. šŸ˜‰ must read between lines leh!

            ya šŸ˜ž

            I don't want must force him to change or not.

            like when he ask permission to play wii, he would say \"Dad ... cannot play wii now right?\"

            And if I reply \"Cannot, so late, about time to sleep\"

            he would quickly add \" .... that's why I say cannot play ... \"

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              Andaiz
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              tankee:
              Andaiz:



              Wah, tankee, he's beginning to speak like riddles now. šŸ˜‰ must read between lines leh!


              ya šŸ˜ž

              I don't want must force him to change or not.

              like when he ask permission to play wii, he would say \"Dad ... cannot play wii now right?\"

              And if I reply \"Cannot, so late, about time to sleep\"

              he would quickly add \" .... that's why I say cannot play ... \"

              High EQ loh, rest my case...these kind of kids can sell ice to eskimos! šŸ˜‰

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                gratitude
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                mintcc:
                ha ha :lol:


                I play a guessing game with my 3yo for his vitamins which have alphabets on it.

                Me: \"What does naughty starts with?\"
                Him: \"Naughty starts with me?\"

                :roll: :oops:
                :lol: clever!!!

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                • tankeeT Offline
                  tankee
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                  Andaiz:
                  ...High EQ loh, rest my case...these kind of kids can sell ice to eskimos! šŸ˜‰


                  like that means high EQ ah?

                  I thought was poor english :oops:

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                  • tankeeT Offline
                    tankee
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                    lovekidsverymuch:

                    Yes true true my DS oso like that mumma cannot eat choclate right I already ate one before i say something he will be mumma i am saying cannot eat :stupid:

                    :rotflmao:


                    so is this a boys thingy?

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                      Andaiz
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                      No lah, they manage their own expectation...or 😐 they've seen us use reverse psychology...so monkey see, monkey do loh! :?

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                        Andaiz
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                        lovekidsverymuch:
                        Andaiz:

                        No lah, they manage their own expectation...or 😐 they've seen us use reverse psychology...so monkey see, monkey do loh! :?


                        Aiyoh u Andaiz also one huh :stupid:

                        lovekidsverymuch, have you ever turned your back and hear your kids mimic you?! 😐 not in a mocking fashion...but same words, same intonation and darn serious summmo... šŸ˜‰

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