Logo
    • Education
      • Pre-School
      • Primary Schools Directory
      • Primary Schools Articles
      • P1 Registration
      • DSA
      • PSLE
      • Secondary
      • Tertiary
      • Special Needs
    • Lifestyle
      • Well-being
    • Activities
      • Events
    • Enrichment & Services
      • Find A Service Provider
      • Enrichment Articles
      • Enrichment Services
      • Tuition Centre/Private Tutor
      • Infant Care/ Childcare / Student Care Centre
      • Kindergarten/Preschool
      • Private Institutions and International Schools
      • Special Needs
      • Indoor & Outdoor Playgrounds
      • Paediatrics
      • Neonatal Care
    • Forum
    • ASKQ
    • Register
    • Login

    Kids say the darnest things...

    Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Recess Time
    1.6k Posts 230 Posters 523.4k Views 1 Watching
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • G Offline
      gratitude
      last edited by

      mintcc:
      ha ha :lol:


      I play a guessing game with my 3yo for his vitamins which have alphabets on it.

      Me: \"What does naughty starts with?\"
      Him: \"Naughty starts with me?\"

      :roll: :oops:
      :lol: clever!!!

      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
      • tankeeT Offline
        tankee
        last edited by

        Andaiz:
        ...High EQ loh, rest my case...these kind of kids can sell ice to eskimos! šŸ˜‰


        like that means high EQ ah?

        I thought was poor english :oops:

        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
        • tankeeT Offline
          tankee
          last edited by

          lovekidsverymuch:

          Yes true true my DS oso like that mumma cannot eat choclate right I already ate one before i say something he will be mumma i am saying cannot eat :stupid:

          :rotflmao:


          so is this a boys thingy?

          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
          • A Offline
            Andaiz
            last edited by

            No lah, they manage their own expectation...or 😐 they've seen us use reverse psychology...so monkey see, monkey do loh! :?

            1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
            • A Offline
              Andaiz
              last edited by

              lovekidsverymuch:
              Andaiz:

              No lah, they manage their own expectation...or 😐 they've seen us use reverse psychology...so monkey see, monkey do loh! :?


              Aiyoh u Andaiz also one huh :stupid:

              lovekidsverymuch, have you ever turned your back and hear your kids mimic you?! 😐 not in a mocking fashion...but same words, same intonation and darn serious summmo... šŸ˜‰

              1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
              • A Offline
                autumnbronze
                last edited by

                tankee:
                die ....


                i joking only .... now offended all the ladies here :stupid: :oops:
                No lah tankee,

                Your leg or maybe leg(s) is/are also being pulled ... šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜„

                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                • tankeeT Offline
                  tankee
                  last edited by

                  autumnbronze:


                  No lah tankee,

                  Your leg or maybe leg(s) is/are also being pulled ... šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜„

                  šŸ˜‰

                  1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                  • corneyAmberC Offline
                    corneyAmber
                    last edited by

                    We overheard this teenager's conversation with mum:


                    Mum: You sure you still want to take this, you are overage for it.
                    Teen: I just like it, you deal with it...

                    I turned to my dd jokingly I said..

                    Me: Donch you dare speak to me like that when you grow up as a teenager.....not our culture even if you have read alot of English books....

                    DD trumpeted aloud: OF COURSE NOT!!. Not that I don't dare..... (I raise my eyebrows..)
                    *she giggles* I DON't WANT and I DON'T LIKE to speak like that to you.

                    I am recording it here now, let's see when the time comes..... heh heh heh... šŸ˜‰

                    1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                    • tankeeT Offline
                      tankee
                      last edited by

                      This morning, before I left home for work, DS took a piece of paper & wrote "House Monitor" on it and held it on his chest.


                      DS: Daddy ONE !

                      DS: Daddy TWO !

                      DS: Daddy THREE !

                      DS: Daddy has to stay back for 10 mins … and play with me.


                      background - his P1 class monitor is told to do this counting when someone misbehave. And at strike 3, the misbehave child would have to stay back for 10min at recess time

                      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                      • jedamumJ Offline
                        jedamum
                        last edited by

                        tankee:

                        DS: Daddy has to stay back for 10 mins .... and play with me.

                        hey, time to spend more time to play with ya boy huh?

                        the other day when i was busy attending to ds1 and ds2 wanted me to play with him, i told him to get his dad who was busy playing computer games. then when i was free and told ds2 so, he pulled his dad to standing position, pushed him back towards his computerdesk and said 'daddy, shooo shoo. daddy, computer.' :lol:

                        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0

                        Hello! It looks like you're interested in this conversation, but you don't have an account yet.

                        Getting fed up of having to scroll through the same posts each visit? When you register for an account, you'll always come back to exactly where you were before, and choose to be notified of new replies (either via email, or push notification). You'll also be able to save bookmarks and upvote posts to show your appreciation to other community members.

                        With your input, this post could be even better šŸ’—

                        Register Login
                        • 1
                        • 2
                        • 41
                        • 42
                        • 43
                        • 44
                        • 45
                        • 164
                        • 165
                        • 43 / 165
                        • First post
                          Last post



                        Online Users
                        wangwei8W
                        wangwei8

                        Statistics

                        10

                        Online

                        210.8k

                        Users

                        34.3k

                        Topics

                        1.8m

                        Posts
                        Popular Topics
                        New to the KiasuParents forum? Tips and Tricks!
                        Choosing and Evaluating Primary Schools
                        DSA 2026
                        PSLE Discussions and Strategies
                        How much do you spend on the kids' tuition/enrichments?
                        SkillsFuture + anything related to upskilling/learning something new!

                          About Us Contact Us forum Terms of Service Privacy Policy