Kids say the darnest things...
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autumnbronze:
No lah tankee,
Your leg or maybe leg(s) is/are also being pulled ...
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We overheard this teenager's conversation with mum:
Mum: You sure you still want to take this, you are overage for it.
Teen: I just like it, you deal with it...
I turned to my dd jokingly I said..
Me: Donch you dare speak to me like that when you grow up as a teenager.....not our culture even if you have read alot of English books....
DD trumpeted aloud: OF COURSE NOT!!. Not that I don't dare..... (I raise my eyebrows..)
*she giggles* I DON't WANT and I DON'T LIKE to speak like that to you.
I am recording it here now, let's see when the time comes..... heh heh heh... -
This morning, before I left home for work, DS took a piece of paper & wrote "House Monitor" on it and held it on his chest.
DS: Daddy ONE !
DS: Daddy TWO !
DS: Daddy THREE !
DS: Daddy has to stay back for 10 mins ā¦ and play with me.
background - his P1 class monitor is told to do this counting when someone misbehave. And at strike 3, the misbehave child would have to stay back for 10min at recess time -
tankee:
hey, time to spend more time to play with ya boy huh?
DS: Daddy has to stay back for 10 mins .... and play with me.
the other day when i was busy attending to ds1 and ds2 wanted me to play with him, i told him to get his dad who was busy playing computer games. then when i was free and told ds2 so, he pulled his dad to standing position, pushed him back towards his computerdesk and said 'daddy, shooo shoo. daddy, computer.' :lol: -
jedamum:
hey, time to spend more time to play with ya boy huh?
the other day when i was busy attending to ds1 and ds2 wanted me to play with him, i told him to get his dad who was busy playing computer games. then when i was free and told ds2 so, he pulled his dad to standing position, pushed him back towards his computerdesk and said 'daddy, shooo shoo. daddy, computer.' :lol:
I play with my DS daily !
:rotflmao: your ds2 is cute ! -
DH is very strict on eating in the car - cos he doesn't like roaches in the car. Last Friday, after skipping lunch (think too busy with work), and seeing that i've a bottle of his fav pineapple tarts, he started eating the tarts in the car. DS1 and DD were in the car and they knew very well about the no eating rule in the car.
DH: Daddy can eat in the car cos my mouth is wide enough to put the whole tart in the mouth. You all cannot follow understand? So both of you can't eat in the car.
DD: why? how come?
DH: see how daddy eats the tart?
and he opened his mouth very wide and stuffed the whole tart in the mouth
DH: 'Ummp!' see, no crumps in the car, everything in the mouth. (talking while eating... :!: )
2 days later, DD had some gummies and she wanna eat the gummies, but they are in the car.
DH: hey guys, no eating in the car! you remember this right?
DD: see see daddy, I also can put the whole gummy in my mouth... see see...
and she opened her mouth very wide and put the gummy in the mouth
DD: 'Ummp' see daddy, no crumps in the car, everything in the mouth, so can eat in the car mah...
DH :stupid: -
tree nymph:
DH is very strict on eating in the car - cos he doesn't like roaches in the car. Last Friday, after skipping lunch (think too busy with work), and seeing that i've a bottle of his fav pineapple tarts, he started eating the tarts in the car. DS1 and DD were in the car and they knew very well about the no eating rule in the car.
DH: Daddy can eat in the car cos my mouth is wide enough to put the whole tart in the mouth. You all cannot follow understand? So both of you can't eat in the car.
DD: why? how come?
DH: see how daddy eats the tart?
and he opened his mouth very wide and stuffed the whole tart in the mouth
DH: 'Ummp!' see, no crumps in the car, everything in the mouth. (talking while eating... :!: )
2 days later, DD had some gummies and she wanna eat the gummies, but they are in the car.
DH: hey guys, no eating in the car! you remember this right?
DD: see see daddy, I also can put the whole gummy in my mouth... see see...
and she opened her mouth very wide and put the gummy in the mouth
DD: 'Ummp' see daddy, no crumps in the car, everything in the mouth, so can eat in the car mah...
DH :stupid:
smart girl ! :celebrate:
we need to be consistent in doing what we say; kids can put us on the spot. -
tankee:
This is exactly what me and my galfrd were talking about. Cuz we both realize that our young kids sometimes emulate our actions!!! So must be careful ....smart girl ! :celebrate:
we need to be consistent in doing what we say; kids can put us on the spot. -
My 6 year old student was playing when he licked a dangling wire. His mother smacked and scolded him. When I went for tuition, he informed me that he had an ulcer and it's too painful to talk. When his mother told me about how he could have got his ulcer, I decided to reinforce the lesson about not putting things into the mouth.
Me: how did you get the ulcer?
Student: An aeroplane flew into my mouth and burst. Everything exploded and caused the ulcer which is now stuck in my mouth.
Me: :!: :faint: -
:rotflmao: great creativity !
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