Kids say the darnest things...

[buds]

tankee:

buds:

Especially the 'tarts'! :!:


:siam:

this not only not infront of the childrens; must not be infront of spouse too.

Yeah... go slow on the tarts. :lol:

[autumnbronze]

buds:

autumnbronze:

[quote=\"buds\"]Especially the 'tarts'! :!:


:siam:

Aiyoh buds, couldn't resist the pun, could you

Itching sista! :lol:[/quote]f ... for ... f...for .... f...for 'tarts' :!:

[tankee]

:idea: f for farts ... not tarts

[buds]

Itching to dictate the pun lah woi!

[tree nymph]

:faint:

[autumnbronze]

tankee:

:idea: f for farts ... not tarts

tankee, like yest aft 12am you blundering again ahhh ...

Read again lah ....

[rocklee]

DS2: Mum, what does SA stands for?


Me: Oh, it stands for Semestral Assessment.

DS2: No, Mum, my friend said it's \"Single and Available\". What does that mean?

Me: It means that someone is not married and also does not have a boyfriend or girlfriend.

DS2: Oh, that means I am also SA lor!

Me: : :roll:

[tutormum]

My K2 student is untidy in his work and I erased everything and made him rewrite them.


Me: You have to write neatly. This is unacceptable.
Student: Oh no.
Me: You have to. When your mummy sees this, she will scold.
Student: Scold you or scold me?
Me: Scold you, of course.
:roll:

[jedamum]

tutormum:

My K2 student is untidy in his work and I erased everything and made him rewrite them.


Me: You have to write neatly. This is unacceptable.
Student: Oh no.
Me: You have to. When your mummy sees this, she will scold.
Student: Scold you or scold me?
Me: Scold you, of course.
:roll:

:laugh:

[girlmum]

I was preparing Ang Pow in my room just now when my DD2 (9yrs) came in..


DD2 : Wow! So many red packets!
ME : Just watch. Don't touch. (worried that she might mix them up)
DD2 : Why are these different colour?
ME : Gold packets are the mummy & daddy's parents. Next time when u
grow up, u will have to give us red packets too.
DD2 : Oh..... Can I take 3 empty packets?
ME : What for?
DD2 : Don't ask. Can I choose 3?
ME : OK

DD2 took 3 packets and kept it in her drawer. My guess - she is going to put $ in it and give to us & gong gong. So sweet but should I take? :oops:
Or take and use it to buy her something, maybe a book?