Kids say the darnest things...
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sashimi:
I was bathing my daughter one day when she suddenly said aloud, eyes closed tightly in discomfort, \"Daddy, there's eyes in my soap!\" :lol:
kekeke... that's funny
I finally found out yesterday night while watching TV why my daughter kept asking me to go to \"The Whole World\" everytime I go to Katong Mall for her chinese classes. She was referring to Cold Storage, which was using \"The whole world in your hands\" song for its TV commercials. -
My daughter learned the concept of God recently and that’s how she used it: "Mummy, it’s not that I dont eat vegetables, it’s God who makes me this way…"
P/S: I’m a free-thinker. -
my 4 year old girl was being rude, so i told her off saying "young lady, you better watch your mouth". she turn and look at me and start point to her eyes and mouth and said, "my mouth is here and my eyes are up here, how to watch my mouth"
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hehe..kids can really said the funniest things which you least expect.
While I was pregnant with my second boy, I told my three year old son his little baby bro will not have teeth until much later. He though for a while and told me when his didi is out from my stomache, he would bring him to our dentist. (?? in my head) I asked him why. He replied: \"our dentist can glue all the teeth in didi's mouth\"
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When my boy was about 3, I taught him the difference btw living and non-living things. Explained to him that all livng things will die. He quickly patted his chest and exclaimed, "I am NOT a living thing!"
When he was about 4, replied that his great grandfather is in heaven ie cannot see him anymore. "As in extinct?" Er … yes somthing like that. He concluded, then he and dinosaurs will be good friends in heaven. -
My boy’s school gave them e-homework for the hols. Sometimes, we experienced connection problems with the portal and had a hard time loading the page. Last week, I reminded him to do his homework. He was in his bedroom playing and asked me to help him connect to the webpage, adding: "If the thing hang, just say ‘this is so maddening!!’, so I’ll know and can continue playing ok?"
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wwcookie:
... \"If the thing hang, just say 'this is so maddening!!', so I'll know and can continue playing ok?\"
kekkekke... at least he is being pragmatic about the whole thing. -
I was eating murtabak when ds came and ask:
DS: Mummy, what is that you are eating?
Me: Murtabak.
DS: Can I taste a bit of your \"water bug\"?
Me: :lol: It's murtabak not \"water bug\"! -
Trying to encourage my boy to work towards being his own boss when he grows up....
Me : If you are the boss, you can be late for work, because no one will dare to scold you. If you are not the boss, you cannot be late for work.
Ds : If I am the boss, I cannot be late for work too...
Me : Why?
Ds : Because the others will fool around if I am not around.
(i have a hunch that he got this idea based on how they behave when the teachers are not in class... ) -
jedamum:
He must be taking his monitor job very seriously. Or maybe his classmates must be rather laidback.Trying to encourage my boy to work towards being his own boss when he grows up....
Me : If you are the boss, you can be late for work, because no one will dare to scold you. If you are not the boss, you cannot be late for work.
Ds : If I am the boss, I cannot be late for work too...
Me : Why?
Ds : Because the others will fool around if I am not around.
(i have a hunch that he got this idea based on how they behave when the teachers are not in class... )
Ok back to topic
Recently, I started wearing one of my racerback tees with low-waist, hipster jeans again after a long while since I've added some flesh in the middle. :roll: DD was walking behind me and suddenly...
DD: Why are you wearing like that?
Me: What do you mean?
DD: Why are you wearing like that? You want to be sexy ar?
Me: Huh? Sexy? :?
DD: (pointing to my exposed midriff) Here can see and there also can see.
Me: I'm just fat lah. That's why cannot cover anymore mah. :oops:
DD: (takes another look) When you wear this, you don't look fat what.
Me: *speechless* (thinking Okaaaay....)
Whenever I ask DH whether wearing clothing article XYZ makes me look fat, and he replies, \"No lah, you looked worse last time.\", I am skeptical.
But when DD says it, I immediately believe her. 
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