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    Strange SMS I had last night...

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    • B Offline
      Blobbi
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      MMM:
      skunk:

      In the middle of the night, I received a strange SMS from an unknown number in the middle of the night, \" 美女,我可以和你交SMS朋友吗?\"


      I replied, \"我是猛男,不是美女。\"

      hehe. Wonder how the pervert must have felt like a real idiot LOL

      Haha.... who knows the chap will reply. \"Wo xi huan men nan\". :rotflmao:

      :rotflmao:

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        caroline3sg
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        MMM:
        skunk:

        In the middle of the night, I received a strange SMS from an unknown number in the middle of the night, \" 美女,我可以和你交SMS朋友吗?\"


        I replied, \"我是猛男,不是美女。\"

        hehe. Wonder how the pervert must have felt like a real idiot LOL

        Haha.... who knows the chap will reply. \"Wo xi huan men nan\". :rotflmao:


        I have a good laugh this morning to start my day. :rotflmao:

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          tutormum
          last edited by

          skunk:
          In the middle of the night, I received a strange SMS from an unknown number in the middle of the night, \" 美女,我可以和你交SMS朋友吗?\"


          I replied, \"我是猛男,不是美女。\"

          hehe. Wonder how the pervert must have felt like a real idiot LOL
          :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rahrah: :rahrah: :rahrah:
          good score, skunk. I usually get wrong no from guys who sounded Indian, could be foreign workers. Any suggestions how do reply? 🙏 😉

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            tankee
            last edited by

            skunk:
            In the middle of the night, I received a strange SMS from an unknown number in the middle of the night, \" 美女,我可以和你交SMS朋友吗?\"


            I replied, \"我是猛男,不是美女。\"

            hehe. Wonder how the pervert must have felt like a real idiot LOL

            :lol: :lol: :celebrate:

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            • tankeeT Offline
              tankee
              last edited by

              MMM:
              skunk:

              In the middle of the night, I received a strange SMS from an unknown number in the middle of the night, \" 美女,我可以和你交SMS朋友吗?\"


              I replied, \"我是猛男,不是美女。\"

              hehe. Wonder how the pervert must have felt like a real idiot LOL

              Haha.... who knows the chap will reply. \"Wo xi huan men nan\". :rotflmao:

              :lol: :lol:

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                autumnbronze
                last edited by

                skunk:
                In the middle of the night, I received a strange SMS from an unknown number in the middle of the night, \" 美女,我可以和你交SMS朋友吗?\"


                I replied, \"我是猛男,不是美女。\"

                hehe. Wonder how the pervert must have felt like a real idiot LOL
                F.U.N.N.Y :lol:
                MMM:

                Haha.... who knows the chap will reply. \"Wo xi huan men nan\". :rotflmao:
                How would you have responded to that, Skunk 😉 😉 😄

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                  skunk
                  last edited by

                  tutormum:
                  I usually get wrong no from guys who sounded Indian, could be foreign workers. Any suggestions how do reply? 🙏 😉

                  some of those Indian workers are quite hot, with their hairy chests n manly moustaches LOL kidding hehe

                  they usually repeatedly get the wrong number, because they might not know how to use the International Calling Cards, or they might have copied the village phone booth number wrongly. Just reply in Mandarin/Malay/dialect and they will stop bugging you. Reply in English, and they might be thinking they got the right number, but how come there's a city girl at the village phone booth LOL

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                  • J Offline
                    June
                    last edited by

                    so hilarious :rotflmao:

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                    • M Offline
                      Muffins
                      last edited by

                      MMM:

                      Haha.... who knows the chap will reply. \"Wo xi huan men nan\". :rotflmao:
                      What does \"Wo xi huan men nan\" mean?

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                      • MMMM Offline
                        MMM
                        last edited by

                        Muffins:
                        MMM:


                        Haha.... who knows the chap will reply. \"Wo xi huan men nan\". :rotflmao:

                        What does \"Wo xi huan men nan\" mean?

                        I like hunk.

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