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    Strange SMS I had last night...

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      autumnbronze
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      skunk:
      In the middle of the night, I received a strange SMS from an unknown number in the middle of the night, \" 美女,我可以和你交SMS朋友吗?\"


      I replied, \"我是猛男,不是美女。\"

      hehe. Wonder how the pervert must have felt like a real idiot LOL
      F.U.N.N.Y :lol:
      MMM:

      Haha.... who knows the chap will reply. \"Wo xi huan men nan\". :rotflmao:
      How would you have responded to that, Skunk 😉 😉 😄

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        skunk
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        tutormum:
        I usually get wrong no from guys who sounded Indian, could be foreign workers. Any suggestions how do reply? 🙏 😉

        some of those Indian workers are quite hot, with their hairy chests n manly moustaches LOL kidding hehe

        they usually repeatedly get the wrong number, because they might not know how to use the International Calling Cards, or they might have copied the village phone booth number wrongly. Just reply in Mandarin/Malay/dialect and they will stop bugging you. Reply in English, and they might be thinking they got the right number, but how come there's a city girl at the village phone booth LOL

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          June
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          so hilarious :rotflmao:

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            Muffins
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            MMM:

            Haha.... who knows the chap will reply. \"Wo xi huan men nan\". :rotflmao:
            What does \"Wo xi huan men nan\" mean?

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              MMM
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              Muffins:
              MMM:


              Haha.... who knows the chap will reply. \"Wo xi huan men nan\". :rotflmao:

              What does \"Wo xi huan men nan\" mean?

              I like hunk.

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                Muffins
                last edited by

                Oh... WOAH! Skunk's got an admirer, skunk's got an admirer! Wah, better don't put your address on Facebook, or Twitter, or paparazzi will be flocking to your house! 😄

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                  KSP
                  last edited by

                  skunk:
                  In the middle of the night, I received a strange SMS from an unknown number in the middle of the night, \" 美女,我可以和你交SMS朋友吗?\"


                  I replied, \"我是猛男,不是美女。\"

                  hehe. Wonder how the pervert must have felt like a real idiot LOL
                  These people are trying to see they can catch anything by just sending sms blindly.

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                    2ppaamm
                    last edited by

                    skunk:
                    In the middle of the night, I received a strange SMS from an unknown number in the middle of the night, \" 美女,我可以和你交SMS朋友吗?\"


                    I replied, \"我是猛男,不是美女。\"

                    hehe. Wonder how the pervert must have felt like a real idiot LOL
                    Wah I love this one. Kept me laughing for a long time! :laugh:

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                      Muffins
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                      Sorry I am acting like such an idiot, and this is always :offtopic:, but I'm not Chinese, and I really don't understand what \"美女,我可以和你交SMS朋友吗\" and \"我是猛男,不是美女。\" means. What exactly does it mean? TIA 😄 :thankyou:

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                        autumnbronze
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                        Its okie, Muffins. You are not an idiot. There are forummers whose mother tongue is not Mandarin ya know 😄


                        My interpretation of this is that someone smsed skunk saying \"pretty girl, can I make frds with you via sms\"? Then skunk replied saying that \"I am a hunk, not a pretty girl\".

                        If I am not wrong, the characters 猛男 can be translated as violent male too. So basically skunk was really putting across strongly to the person to buzz off, or that he really thinks of himself as a 'hunk' 😉 :D.

                        But I 'spose the best person to really verify would be skunk himself .... 😄

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