Kids say the darnest things...
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janet_lee88:
:salute: education from young ! :celebrate:My 10 year old son told his sister that she drank expressed milk when she was a bb. He even her about the 'process and how it's done', how noisy the Medela was etc etc :oops: I reminded him that it's supposed to be a secret. He even let on that he drank a little every morn with his Milo (he was in K2 then)...and how strong he was then.
Then he told his sister that she will have milk in future... :oops: :oops: -
Happened this morning. While rushing my 5yo DD to her class, I zoomed out in front of the cars when a traffic light turned green.
DD: Whee! Faster daddy! Or else the other cars catch up!
Me: Daddy's the best :evil: Nobody can beat daddy! Muahahaha---
DD: That's because you are FAT.
Me: --ha :!: WHAT?! Why you call Daddy fat?!
DD: Oh... because you are FAT and BIG, nobody can beat you
Me:
Sure anot? So being fat is good arh?
DD: Yes. Nobody can bully you.
Me: So you want to be fat?
DD: No. :politebleah:
Me: :frustrated: -
:lol: :rotflmao:
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autumnbronze:
:rotflmao:Okie, this one just happened 2nite while I was putting DS to sleep...
DS is in this stage where he is always asking why why and why ...
DS inserts his hand into my t-shirt ...
DS: mummi, are you wearing bla (can't pronounce 'r' sound clearly)
Me: yes, sweetie (*cold sweat* .... *please, please don't ask the 'why' question*)
DS: why must mummi wear bla?
(s***, what to do, shall I just tell him all out), Taking a deep breath ...
Me: ok son, just like you are wearing underwear to cover your birdie, mummi is wearing a bra, which is like an underwear, to cover mummi's breasts.
DS: Then why daddi not wearing bla?
Whew, saved by the bell, DH entered the room and I changed the subject.
My DS asked me how to wear it.
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ChiefKiasu:
:rotflmao:Happened this morning. While rushing my 5yo DD to her class, I zoomed out in front of the cars when a traffic light turned green.
DD: Whee! Faster daddy! Or else the other cars catch up!
Me: Daddy's the best :evil: Nobody can beat daddy! Muahahaha---
DD: That's because you are FAT.
Me: --ha :!: WHAT?! Why you call Daddy fat?!
DD: Oh... because you are FAT and BIG, nobody can beat you
Me: Sure anot? So being fat is good arh?
DD: Yes. Nobody can bully you.
Me: So you want to be fat?
DD: No. :politebleah:
Me: :frustrated: -
BlurBee:
Wow, one step ahead, your DS!! So cute rite, kids at this age :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao:autumnbronze:
Okie, this one just happened 2nite while I was putting DS to sleep...
DS is in this stage where he is always asking why why and why ...
DS inserts his hand into my t-shirt ...
DS: mummi, are you wearing bla (can't pronounce 'r' sound clearly)
Me: yes, sweetie (*cold sweat* .... *please, please don't ask the 'why' question*)
DS: why must mummi wear bla?
(s***, what to do, shall I just tell him all out), Taking a deep breath ...
Me: ok son, just like you are wearing underwear to cover your birdie, mummi is wearing a bra, which is like an underwear, to cover mummi's breasts.
DS: Then why daddi not wearing bla?
Whew, saved by the bell, DH entered the room and I changed the subject.
My DS asked me how to wear it. -
ChiefKiasu:
Happened this morning. While rushing my 5yo DD to her class, I zoomed out in front of the cars when a traffic light turned green.
DD: Whee! Faster daddy! Or else the other cars catch up!
Me: Daddy's the best :evil: Nobody can beat daddy! Muahahaha---
DD: That's because you are FAT.
Me: --ha :!: WHAT?! Why you call Daddy fat?!
DD: Oh... because you are FAT and BIG, nobody can beat you
Me: Sure anot? So being fat is good arh?
DD: Yes. Nobody can bully you.
Me: So you want to be fat?
DD: No. :politebleah:
Me: :frustrated:
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BlurBee:
:!: :rotflmao::rotflmao:
My DS asked me how to wear it. -
tankee:
Typical response of females, better get used to it lahChiefKiasu:
Happened this morning. While rushing my 5yo DD to her class, I zoomed out in front of the cars when a traffic light turned green.
DD: Whee! Faster daddy! Or else the other cars catch up!
Me: Daddy's the best :evil: Nobody can beat daddy! Muahahaha---
DD: That's because you are FAT.
Me: --ha :!: WHAT?! Why you call Daddy fat?!
DD: Oh... because you are FAT and BIG, nobody can beat you
Me: Sure anot? So being fat is good arh?
DD: Yes. Nobody can bully you.
Me: So you want to be fat?
DD: No. :politebleah:
Me: :frustrated:
:rotflmao: 
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ChiefKiasu:
You cannot trick her la....new version always one notch better... :lol:Happened this morning. While rushing my 5yo DD to her class, I zoomed out in front of the cars when a traffic light turned green.
DD: Whee! Faster daddy! Or else the other cars catch up!
Me: Daddy's the best :evil: Nobody can beat daddy! Muahahaha---
DD: That's because you are FAT.
Me: --ha :!: WHAT?! Why you call Daddy fat?!
DD: Oh... because you are FAT and BIG, nobody can beat you
Me: Sure anot? So being fat is good arh?
DD: Yes. Nobody can bully you.
Me: So you want to be fat?
DD: No. :politebleah:
Me: :frustrated:
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