Kids say the darnest things...

[autumnbronze]

BlurBee:

autumnbronze:

Okie, this one just happened 2nite while I was putting DS to sleep...


DS is in this stage where he is always asking why why and why ...

DS inserts his hand into my t-shirt ...

DS: mummi, are you wearing bla (can't pronounce 'r' sound clearly)

Me: yes, sweetie (*cold sweat* .... *please, please don't ask the 'why' question*)

DS: why must mummi wear bla?

(s***, what to do, shall I just tell him all out), Taking a deep breath ...

Me: ok son, just like you are wearing underwear to cover your birdie, mummi is wearing a bra, which is like an underwear, to cover mummi's breasts.

DS: Then why daddi not wearing bla?

Whew, saved by the bell, DH entered the room and I changed the subject.

:rotflmao:
My DS asked me how to wear it.

Wow, one step ahead, your DS!! So cute rite, kids at this age :lol: :lol:

[tankee]

ChiefKiasu:

Happened this morning. While rushing my 5yo DD to her class, I zoomed out in front of the cars when a traffic light turned green.


DD: Whee! Faster daddy! Or else the other cars catch up!
Me: Daddy's the best :evil: Nobody can beat daddy! Muahahaha---
DD: That's because you are FAT.
Me: --ha :!: WHAT?! Why you call Daddy fat?!
DD: Oh... because you are FAT and BIG, nobody can beat you
Me: Sure anot? So being fat is good arh?
DD: Yes. Nobody can bully you.
Me: So you want to be fat?
DD: No. :politebleah:
Me: :frustrated:

:rotflmao:

[tankee]

BlurBee:

:rotflmao:

My DS asked me how to wear it.

:!: :rotflmao:

[autumnbronze]

tankee:

ChiefKiasu:

Happened this morning. While rushing my 5yo DD to her class, I zoomed out in front of the cars when a traffic light turned green.


DD: Whee! Faster daddy! Or else the other cars catch up!
Me: Daddy's the best :evil: Nobody can beat daddy! Muahahaha---
DD: That's because you are FAT.
Me: --ha :!: WHAT?! Why you call Daddy fat?!
DD: Oh... because you are FAT and BIG, nobody can beat you
Me: Sure anot? So being fat is good arh?
DD: Yes. Nobody can bully you.
Me: So you want to be fat?
DD: No. :politebleah:
Me: :frustrated:

:rotflmao:

Typical response of females, better get used to it lah

[corneyAmber]

ChiefKiasu:

Happened this morning. While rushing my 5yo DD to her class, I zoomed out in front of the cars when a traffic light turned green.


DD: Whee! Faster daddy! Or else the other cars catch up!
Me: Daddy's the best :evil: Nobody can beat daddy! Muahahaha---
DD: That's because you are FAT.
Me: --ha :!: WHAT?! Why you call Daddy fat?!
DD: Oh... because you are FAT and BIG, nobody can beat you
Me: Sure anot? So being fat is good arh?
DD: Yes. Nobody can bully you.
Me: So you want to be fat?
DD: No. :politebleah:
Me: :frustrated:

You cannot trick her la....new version always one notch better... :lol:

[Blobbi]

autumnbronze:

Okie, this one just happened 2nite while I was putting DS to sleep...


DS is in this stage where he is always asking why why and why ...

DS inserts his hand into my t-shirt ...

DS: mummi, are you wearing bla (can't pronounce 'r' sound clearly)

Me: yes, sweetie (*cold sweat* .... *please, please don't ask the 'why' question*)

DS: why must mummi wear bla?

(s***, what to do, shall I just tell him all out), Taking a deep breath ...

Me: ok son, just like you are wearing underwear to cover your birdie, mummi is wearing a bra, which is like an underwear, to cover mummi's breasts.

DS: Then why daddi not wearing bla?

Whew, saved by the bell, DH entered the room and I changed the subject.

:rotflmao:

[Blobbi]

ChiefKiasu:

Happened this morning. While rushing my 5yo DD to her class, I zoomed out in front of the cars when a traffic light turned green.


DD: Whee! Faster daddy! Or else the other cars catch up!
Me: Daddy's the best :evil: Nobody can beat daddy! Muahahaha---
DD: That's because you are FAT.
Me: --ha :!: WHAT?! Why you call Daddy fat?!
DD: Oh... because you are FAT and BIG, nobody can beat you
Me: Sure anot? So being fat is good arh?
DD: Yes. Nobody can bully you.
Me: So you want to be fat?
DD: No. :politebleah:
Me: :frustrated:

:rotflmao:

All this better than the joke thread!!

[rocklee]

DS1 and DS2 love to watch the programme \"Crimewatch\". There was one particular episode about robber. So here's the conversation:


DS1: Mum why do robbers want to rob?
Me: Becos they want money.
DS1: Then who is the silly fella who invented \"money\". If there is no \"money\", then won't have robbers right?

Since that episode, they have been bugging me with thousands of questions on security issues, reason why pp rob, how will they be punished etc etc. They even came out with a scenerio of how to react if they meet a robber, they will use their so called \"kung fu\" to kick their butt. So

DS1: didi, if one day we meet the robber, the only way to fight them is to stay \"UNITED\" since we are small.
DS2: ok, let's start practicing now!

I was really amused by the way their little minds work.

[rocklee]

Hi lovekidsverymuch,


Right abt the bonding but not so right if they really fight the robber with their barehands esp when both are so small in size!

[tankee]

rocklee:

DS1 and DS2 love to watch the programme \"Crimewatch\". There was one particular episode about robber. So here's the conversation:


DS1: Mum why do robbers want to rob?
Me: Becos they want money.
DS1: Then who is the silly fella who invented \"money\". If there is no \"money\", then won't have robbers right?

Since that episode, they have been bugging me with thousands of questions on security issues, reason why pp rob, how will they be punished etc etc. They even came out with a scenerio of how to react if they meet a robber, they will use their so called \"kung fu\" to kick their butt. So

DS1: didi, if one day we meet the robber, the only way to fight them is to stay \"UNITED\" since we are small.
DS2: ok, let's start practicing now!

I was really amused by the way their little minds work.

cute boys you have there !