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    • ChiefKiasuC Offline
      ChiefKiasu
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      2ppaamm:
      Alamak, what is 10m toto har?I got chance to win or not?

      A very religious but stingy man died and went to Heaven. When he finally met God, he sighed.

      Man: God, have I not been a most pious man?
      God: Indeed you have, my son. A more pious man I have difficulty to find.
      Man: God, do I not pray to you every day without fail?
      God: Yes, my son, and look forward to receiving your prayers every day.
      Man: Well, I'm not complaining, but... how come you never answered my prayers to strike that Ang Pao Toto every year??
      God: Son, I would have, but you've got to buy a ticket first.

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        2ppaamm
        last edited by

        ChiefKiasu:
        2ppaamm:

        Alamak, what is 10m toto har?I got chance to win or not?


        A very religious but stingy man died and went to Heaven. When he finally met God, he sighed.

        Man: God, have I not been a most pious man?
        God: Indeed you have, my son. A more pious man I have difficulty to find.
        Man: God, do I not pray to you every day without fail?
        God: Yes, my son, and look forward to receiving your prayers every day.
        Man: Well, I'm not complaining, but... how come you never answered my prayers to strike that Ang Pao Toto every year??
        God: Son, I would have, but you've got to buy a ticket first.

        Or... like that I'll never win lor. Too kiam siup or pious to buy one. 😛

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          autumnbronze
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          2ppaamm:
          Actually, BigD, you still can talk and keep that 998 number. Just edit your previous posts lor.

          :rotflmao:

          But I think quite unlikely, like CKS, he's a man of few words (well, at least in the Chit Chat Session), mostly one liners, somemore those can be 'potent' ones as well :!:

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            2ppaamm
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            autumnbronze:
            2ppaamm:

            Actually, BigD, you still can talk and keep that 998 number. Just edit your previous posts lor.


            :rotflmao:

            But I think quite unlikely, like CKS, he's a man of few words (well, at least in the Chit Chat Session), mostly one liners, somemore those can be 'potent' ones as well :!:

            Oui, you also becoming 2 star general leh. :shock:

            But my number nicer leh... HUAT AH!!!! Also not going to post anymore today... :snooze: learn from BigD. But I got no Toto ticket. Maybe can win in my dreams...

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              autumnbronze
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              2ppaamm:
              autumnbronze:

              [quote=\"2ppaamm\"]Actually, BigD, you still can talk and keep that 998 number. Just edit your previous posts lor.


              :rotflmao:

              But I think quite unlikely, like CKS, he's a man of few words (well, at least in the Chit Chat Session), mostly one liners, somemore those can be 'potent' ones as well :!:

              Oui, you also becoming 2 star general leh. :shock:[/quote]As it has been mentioned, its v v highly due to our lor li lor sor (ness) 😉 😄

              Aiyah, just glad I bumped into this forum. At least got to get to know members like you as well as some others, they know who they are lah. Really really learnt alot leh ... Some more member of only THIS forum. Don't know how others manage being members of multiple forums lah .... 😄

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                schweppes
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                autumnbronze:

                As it has been mentioned, its v v highly due to our lor li lor sor (ness) 😉 😄
                ah niah... at the rate u lor-sor-ing away, u'll hit GMII very soon!! :lol:
                autumnbronze:
                Aiyah, just glad I bumped into this forum. At least got to get to know members like you as well as some others, they know who they are lah. Really really learnt alot leh ... Some more member of only THIS forum. Don't know how others manage being members of multiple forums lah .... 😄
                Fully agree... as it is, these days, i already find it so hard pressed for time to keep track with this forum. :roll: Still, KSP is an excellent forum and I really enjoy being part of the KSP community!! :lovesite: :lol:

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                  BlurBee
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                  BigDevil:
                  I shall 吊your胃口 and make this my last post of the day!!

                  Post count: 998 九九发!!

                  Till tomorrow...or Sunday...or even Monday! :evil:

                  2 more to go!!


                  seriously very busy
                  :rotflmao:
                  If you can 忍, then we can wait...... :evil:

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                    autumnbronze
                    last edited by

                    schweppes:

                    Fully agree... as it is, these days, i already find it so hard pressed for time to keep track with this forum. :roll: Still, KSP is an excellent forum and I really enjoy being part of the KSP community!! :lovesite: :lol:
                    Yup, yup glad I got the opportunity to know you too, buddy, albeit 'cyber-ly' :lol: :lol:

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                      Blobbi
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                      autumnbronze:
                      schweppes:


                      Fully agree... as it is, these days, i already find it so hard pressed for time to keep track with this forum. :roll: Still, KSP is an excellent forum and I really enjoy being part of the KSP community!! :lovesite: :lol:

                      Yup, yup glad I got the opportunity to know you too, buddy, albeit 'cyber-ly' :lol: :lol:

                      Tee hee, Me too! So super stressed, need to kaypoh everywhere else. I'm still very private, don't dare spill the beans type. I must BELIEVE in the anonymity, ommmmm....

                      So glad I got to know you all and the community. My timing is a bit off, (like everybody chat evening, I chat morning), but tks to the setup, I can log on and leave a few posts.

                      Tks to the people here for making this place such a lovely forum!!


                      :thankyou: :thankyou: :thankyou:

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                        Blobbi
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                        2ppaamm:
                        Oui, you also becoming 2 star general leh. :shock:


                        But my number nicer leh... HUAT AH!!!! Also not going to post anymore today... :snooze: learn from BigD. But I got no Toto ticket. Maybe can win in my dreams...
                        OK hah, 2ppaamm, this 888 is a temporary stop hah. We all lurve to hear your thoughts and comments. Can you keep adding 8 to the end of the number everytime you get to a row of 8's? Like next time you take a rest is at 8,888, and then 88,888 ...

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