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    • tankeeT Offline
      tankee
      last edited by

      ChiefKiasu:
      tutormum:

      Would a lion cheat on his wife?


      No... but a Tiger Wood. :rotflmao:

      :rotflmao:

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      • T Offline
        tutormum
        last edited by

        ChiefKiasu:
        schweppes:

        [quote=\"ChiefKiasu\"]
        No... but a Tiger Wood. :rotflmao:


        :rotflmao: :rotflmao: good one, Chief!!! Your wittiness knows no boundaries!! :lol:

        No no... I take no credit for this one... heard the joke from somewhere that I don't remember.[/quote] :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
        DS3 told me this joke. It seems that this is the joke of the year. šŸ˜‰

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          tutormum
          last edited by

          25hourmaid:
          Since we are on this thread, I think it is appropriate to share this joke my brother shared with us at CNY. A bit related leh! :lol:


          There were 3 men who met a gennie (not sure of spelling :oops: ). The gennie wanted to give each man a present.

          A asked to be 10 times smarter and got his wish granted.

          B asked to be 100 times smarter and also got his wish granted.

          C asked to be 1000 times smarter and he was turned into a woman! :love:

          My sis-in-law and nieces roared with laugher :rotflmao: but my husband and my boys weren't exactly 'too pleased', can understand why! :lol:

          Daddies, don't kill me for this, :siam: but I am sure all mummies here would agree 100% with me! :lol:
          :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Pastor Joseph Prince once joked along this line. He said that sometimes he argued with his wife because she didn't see how smart he was.

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          • B Offline
            Blobbi
            last edited by

            ChiefKiasu:
            tutormum:

            Would a lion cheat on his wife?


            No... but a Tiger Wood. :rotflmao:

            :rotflmao:

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            • W Offline
              Way2GO
              last edited by

              25hourmaid:


              C asked to be 1000 times smarter and he was turned into a woman! :love:
              u mean a woman who turned to look like this:
              http://www.postimage.org/
              25hourmaid:

              Daddies, don't kill me for this, :siam:
              WHY would the daddies be angry?
              u r obviously MISPLACED! šŸ˜›

              :rotflmao:
              :rotflmao:

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              • A Offline
                autumnbronze
                last edited by

                Way2GO,


                You always keep outdoing yourself lah ....

                I will be :rotflmao: :rotflmao: all the way to my DS's playgrp today ...

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                • corneyAmberC Offline
                  corneyAmber
                  last edited by

                  Way2GO:
                  25hourmaid:



                  C asked to be 1000 times smarter and he was turned into a woman! :love:

                  u mean a woman who turned to look like this:
                  http://www.postimage.org/
                  25hourmaid:

                  Daddies, don't kill me for this, :siam:
                  WHY would the daddies be angry?
                  u r obviously MISPLACED! šŸ˜›

                  :rotflmao:
                  :rotflmao:

                  Okay, you win. I got misplaced. Maybe ran too fast out of my mum's womb and something dropped along the way? :rotflmao:

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                  • M Offline
                    MLR
                    last edited by

                    tankee:
                    In general, woman are smarter than man.


                    That's why there are more woman staying at home and relax; and more man hard at work to bring home the bacon.
                    In the case of the lion pack, the lioness is the one who hunt.
                    When caught a prey, the lion will strut over, growl and get his full share b4 others.

                    Clearly not the relax at home scenario leh.

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                    • tankeeT Offline
                      tankee
                      last edited by

                      Way2GO:
                      ... http://www.postimage.org/

                      ...

                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                      • B Offline
                        BlurBee
                        last edited by

                        ChiefKiasu:
                        tutormum:

                        Would a lion cheat on his wife?


                        No... but a Tiger Wood. :rotflmao:

                        :goodpost: :rotflmao:

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