Kids say the darnest things...
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So cute, tankee and jedamum!
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jedamum .. congrats !
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Going thru my blog, found an entry when I explained to son what a flea market is. He replied, when you buy from a flea market, you’d buy 1 get 1 flea.
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mathsparks:
Going thru my blog, found an entry when I explained to son what a flea market is. He replied, when you buy from a flea market, you'd buy 1 get 1 flea.
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:rotflmao: flea :rotflmao:
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An email I got: A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. -
lovekidsverymuch:
think it's more sad...
Does that mean hurt or sad??atrecord:
particular, we tot it real funny he used '伤心\"
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We invited a little friend over our place last weekend to hang out with
the girls and play Wii together.
It is after all the end of exams... so
we thought it'd be good for everybody to get some chill out time.
We have never failed to emphasize the importance of locking the strap
to the children so naturally and likewise with our little guest, we did the
usual run through orientation of usage just like we do with our girls.
3 girls, hubs and i entertained the girls and played bowling with them.
After which i said i told hubs i wanna finish folding the clothes just for a
bit cause i was almost done. I told the girls again remember to lock the
strap ok. Uncle will help you, auntie need to finish up something.. they
all nodded and resumed their game shrieking and giggling like the little
girls they were.
Less than 10 minutes later, i heard a scream. Not shrieks. Not giggles.
Then silence. Thinking that hubs was outside i didn't come out. It was
quiet for a long time. Oh well... i carried on with what i did & finally was
done. As i was about to go outside, DD2 came in..
DD2 : Mummy, you always tell us to tell the truth about everything right?
Me : Yesss...
DD2 : And that it's not good to lie...
Me : Yesss...
DD2 : You usually don't scold me when i own up to what i did.. so i'm
going to tell you the truth about something.. but this one you might
get angry lar..
Me : Spill it girl!
DD2 : I'm sorry... so sorry... I'm so very sorry that i dropped your remote..
Me : You WHAT?
DD2 : Please please please don't get angry with me... i really didn't mean it.. i really forgot...
Me : For the guest mebbe la.. but for you should be automatic you know.
Me : :roll: Sigh... issit spoiled... broken... jammed... anything?
DD2 : No it's not, still can play mummy. Sorry i dropped it.. Will you forgive me?
Me : (With an aching heart) Chest pain a bit la... hearing you drop my remote..
but yes, i forgive you and thanks for telling me the truth. :hugs:
DD2 : Thank you mummy, thank you..
Then i hugged her and the shrieking continued.. :love:
I went back outside and sat with hubs. He asked...
Hubs : Did she tell you?
Me : About the remote... that she dropped it issit? Yes.
Hubs : She did? Did she tell you how...? How she dropped the thing?
Me : Errr... whaddya mean how? :idea:
Hubs : I mean how the remote dropped?
Me : How else could it drop right? She dropped it down on the floor la right?
Hubs : Err no.
Hubs : You heard the girls screaming right? Then suddenly quiet right?
Me : Yeah...? So...
(The girls were all quiet now and DD2 was looking at her daddie telling on her)
Hubs : It was her turn to bowl and while she shrieked and swung, your
remote swung from there (one end of the room) to THERE! (Pointing to
the crime scene) It almost hit the TV console before hitting the floor, not
carpet.
Me : :!: :!: :!:
Me : You. Little girl. Inside!
Me : (Back in the room) You failed to furnish me the details... hmm... so
that wasn't 100% telling of the truth, huh? D'ya know how expensive a
Wii is, huh?
DD2 : Yaaah... but you used KiasuPoints to get it right, and that's not real money.
Me : :whut:
Me : :!:
Me : :x
Me :rotflmao:
Me : You think you very smart right? :laugh: (Joke's on me, huh?) :roll:
DD2 : But it's true right?
Me : Ya lah, but that doesn't mean you can do anyhow with it whhaaaat..
DD2 : How much is a replacement remote?
Me : $60 + i think.
DD2 : Then next time when there's another auction again, you bid for
the replacement remote and win it laa.. then no need to use money.
Needless to say, and too long too post here... i had to \"counsel\" her
again with regards to $ issues that she has taken muuuch \"too\" lightly. :roll:
Haaaiz.. Kids. -
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buds, ur girl is cute.
IT fair ends today, quickly ask chief to buy the replacement remote for the next auction. -
BlurBee:
:rotflmao:
buds, ur girl is cute.
IT fair ends today, quickly ask chief to buy the replacement remote for the next auction.
Yah right! :roll:
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