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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      BlurBee
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      :rotflmao:

      buds, ur girl is cute.
      IT fair ends today, quickly ask chief to buy the replacement remote for the next auction.

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        buds
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        BlurBee:
        :rotflmao:

        buds, ur girl is cute.
        IT fair ends today, quickly ask chief to buy the replacement remote for the next auction.
        šŸ˜›

        Yah right! :roll:

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          Muffins
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          Hmmm. That just goes to show something, buds... šŸ˜„

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            buds
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            Yah?


            :whut:

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              Muffins
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              Goes to show that a witty mother has raised even more witty kids! šŸ˜„ :hugs:

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                buds
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                :faint:


                Gosh. Then better not have anymore! :!:

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                  Muffins
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                  Yup! Right LKVM! šŸ˜„ šŸ˜„

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                    schellen
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                    jedamum:
                    ds1: where got 3_ years so long? you are only 28yo right?


                    me: :!: :love: :please: šŸ˜‰

                    (my mum thought i am 28yo too! lolz!)
                    Quick! Ask him how old he thinks I am. šŸ˜‰

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                      tutormum
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                      Was doing comprehension with my P2 student earlier in the day when he asked me the meaning of \"memories\".


                      Me: Memories means you remember the things you have done when you were young.

                      Student: :? But I AM young.

                      Me: šŸ‘… Ok, then I should say things that you remember when you were younger.

                      Student: I don't have much memories cos I was too young.

                      Me: :faint: :wrongmove:

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                        auntieM
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                        My 7 yr old was setting the table for dinner and he brought out a plate with very little rice for grandma...



                        Me: Why so little rice for grandma?
                        DS: She should not eat too much then she will have no strength to scold me!
                        Me: :faint:


                        Grandma always tell DS to eat more so he will have 'strength' to do what he wants.....

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