Kids say the darnest things...

[buds]

Heyya EN,


Wah lau!
Your child so cute!
I was like so laughing out loud at that remark!
Kids nowadays, huh...

\"Tie your hair up and will look like a teenager\"
is like the killer of all remarks, man!!!

Well, suppose if they start this young...
You should at least be assured that in future,
their choice of a better half will be a good decent one.
:lol:

[jedamum]

EN:

Talking about clothing, dd will always remind me before parents teacher meeting. \"Mummy, please remember to wear decently. \" :roll: As if what I wore is indecent.

EN,
my boy is also particular that i dress appropriately even when fetching him from school. he said that actually it's up to me if i choose to dress in 'home clothes', but if other people laugh at my dressing, it's my problem.

[buds]

Heyya jedamum,


Hehee…
Yours another cute one!
So direct some more!

[jedamum]

buds:

So direct some more!

Here's another one....

As i only have months of driving experience (did not drive daily for that period of time too), i'll usually park the car a distance away from the school and walk my boy to school as I am not mentally prepared to handle the traffic congestion near the school gate.

Me : You have to give me some time...you still have 6 years, so I will drop you off at the (very congested) school's car porch one day, ok?

Ds : Ok. But if you can't do that in 6 years time, I don't think I'll ever dare to sit in your car again....

:roll:

[schellen]

jedamum:

Me : You have to give me some time...you still have 6 years, so I will drop you off at the (very congested) school's car porch one day, ok?


Ds : Ok. But if you can't do that in 6 years time, I don't think I'll ever dare to sit in your car again....

:roll:

Well, at least he \"dares\" to sit in your car for 6 years before making up his mind. :lol:

[sashimi]

HAHAHA! You are all hilarious! :lol:


The following telephone conversation occurred when my DD Was about 4 yrs old. I was in the office and DD was probably out somewhere with DW:

*Telephone rings*

ME: \"Hello?\"
DD: \"hello daddy!\"
ME: \"Hello! Hi!\" [Wonders where DD is calling from] \"Where are you?\"
DD: \"I am here!\"

[tanlengleng]

My 4.5yr old DD;

me: do u have a BF?
DD: yes, hanqing is my BF & he’ll marry me & I’ll be his wife.
me: how do you know if he’ll marry you & not anyone else?
DD: last time he likes me & Yan, now he only likes me, he don’t want Yan already
me: Next time he’ll find a better GF & don’t want you already, like Yan!
DD: won’t lah, he told me he’ll love me forever, CONFIRM!
me: speechless

My 3yr old DS
me: do you have a GF?
DS: yes, jingjing is my GF.
me: will you marry her in future.
DS: I don’t know yet, I may know better girls next time.
me: speechless

[tanlengleng]

When I was pregnant with our #3,

our 4 yr old DS kept talking about her coming \"di di\",
on the morning of my detailed scan I asked her,
if this BB is not \"di di\", but \"mei mei\"... how?

Her reply;
\"mei mei\" I don't want,
ask hospital to change to \"di di\" for me. :shock:

[ChiefKiasu]

tanlengleng:

My 4.5yr old DD;

me: do u have a BF?
DD: yes, hanqing is my BF & he'll marry me & I'll be his wife.
me: how do you know if he'll marry you & not anyone else?
DD: last time he likes me & Yan, now he only likes me, he don't want Yan already
me: Next time he'll find a better GF & don't want you already, like Yan!
DD: won't lah, he told me he'll love me forever, CONFIRM!
me: *speechless*

My 3yr old DS
me: do you have a GF?
DS: yes, jingjing is my GF.
me: will you marry her in future.
DS: I don't know yet, I may know better girls next time.
me: *speechless*

OK... this confirms that the male and female psyche are not only very different (which we all already know), but somehow either in-born or indoctrinated from very young (which I didn't know)

[ChiefKiasu]

tanlengleng:

When I was pregnant with our #3,

our 4 yr old DS kept talking about her coming \"di di\",
on the morning of my detailed scan I asked her,
if this BB is not \"di di\", but \"mei mei\"... how?

Her reply;
\"mei mei\" I don't want,
ask hospital to change to \"di di\" for me. :shock:

Who knows, this may be a sign that your daughter may become a famous gynaecologist in the future who can help parents select the sex of their child.