Kids say the darnest things...
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buds:
Here's another one....
So direct some more!
As i only have
months of driving experience (did not drive daily for that period of time too), i'll usually park the car a distance away from the school and walk my boy to school as I am not mentally prepared to handle the traffic congestion near the school gate.
Me : You have to give me some time...you still have 6 years, so I will drop you off at the (very congested) school's car porch one day, ok?
Ds : Ok. But if you can't do that in 6 years time, I don't think I'll ever dare to sit in your car again....
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jedamum:
Well, at least he \"dares\" to sit in your car for 6 years before making up his mind. :lol:Me : You have to give me some time...you still have 6 years, so I will drop you off at the (very congested) school's car porch one day, ok?
Ds : Ok. But if you can't do that in 6 years time, I don't think I'll ever dare to sit in your car again....
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HAHAHA! You are all hilarious! :lol:
The following telephone conversation occurred when my DD Was about 4 yrs old. I was in the office and DD was probably out somewhere with DW:
*Telephone rings*
ME: \"Hello?\"
DD: \"hello daddy!\"
ME: \"Hello!
Hi!\" [Wonders where DD is calling from] \"Where are you?\"
DD: \"I am here!\"
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My 4.5yr old DD;
me: do u have a BF?
DD: yes, hanqing is my BF & he’ll marry me & I’ll be his wife.
me: how do you know if he’ll marry you & not anyone else?
DD: last time he likes me & Yan, now he only likes me, he don’t want Yan already
me: Next time he’ll find a better GF & don’t want you already, like Yan!
DD: won’t lah, he told me he’ll love me forever, CONFIRM!
me: speechless
My 3yr old DS
me: do you have a GF?
DS: yes, jingjing is my GF.
me: will you marry her in future.
DS: I don’t know yet, I may know better girls next time.
me: speechless -
When I was pregnant with our #3,
our 4 yr old DS kept talking about her coming \"di di\",
on the morning of my detailed scan I asked her,
if this BB is not \"di di\", but \"mei mei\"... how?
Her reply;
\"mei mei\" I don't want,
ask hospital to change to \"di di\" for me. :shock: -
tanlengleng:
OK... this confirms that the male and female psyche are not only very different (which we all already know), but somehow either in-born or indoctrinated from very young (which I didn't know)My 4.5yr old DD;
me: do u have a BF?
DD: yes, hanqing is my BF & he'll marry me & I'll be his wife.
me: how do you know if he'll marry you & not anyone else?
DD: last time he likes me & Yan, now he only likes me, he don't want Yan already
me: Next time he'll find a better GF & don't want you already, like Yan!
DD: won't lah, he told me he'll love me forever, CONFIRM!
me: *speechless*
My 3yr old DS
me: do you have a GF?
DS: yes, jingjing is my GF.
me: will you marry her in future.
DS: I don't know yet, I may know better girls next time.
me: *speechless*
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tanlengleng:
Who knows, this may be a sign that your daughter may become a famous gynaecologist in the future who can help parents select the sex of their child.When I was pregnant with our #3,
our 4 yr old DS kept talking about her coming \"di di\",
on the morning of my detailed scan I asked her,
if this BB is not \"di di\", but \"mei mei\"... how?
Her reply;
\"mei mei\" I don't want,
ask hospital to change to \"di di\" for me. :shock: -
ChiefKiasu:
Yah, our hubby says he start \"young\" too...
OK... this confirms that the male and female psyche are not only very different (which we all already know), but somehow either in-born or indoctrinated from very young (which I didn't know)tanlengleng:
My 4.5yr old DD;
me: do u have a BF?
DD: yes, hanqing is my BF & he'll marry me & I'll be his wife.
me: how do you know if he'll marry you & not anyone else?
DD: last time he likes me & Yan, now he only likes me, he don't want Yan already
me: Next time he'll find a better GF & don't want you already, like Yan!
DD: won't lah, he told me he'll love me forever, CONFIRM!
me: *speechless*
My 3yr old DS
me: do you have a GF?
DS: yes, jingjing is my GF.
me: will you marry her in future.
DS: I don't know yet, I may know better girls next time.
me: *speechless*
Which kept me wondering if daddy was like that... mmm... -
ChiefKiasu:
Cool... hope so.
Who knows, this may be a sign that your daughter may become a famous gynaecologist in the future who can help parents select the sex of their child.tanlengleng:
When I was pregnant with our #3,
our 4 yr old DS kept talking about her coming \"di di\",
on the morning of my detailed scan I asked her,
if this BB is not \"di di\", but \"mei mei\"... how?
Her reply;
\"mei mei\" I don't want,
ask hospital to change to \"di di\" for me. :shock:
Till date she still wants to be a police\"man\" :stupid: -
Heyya jedamum,
Your ds is soooo funny!
And extremely smart you know..
Not many children can see that far ( 6 yrs time! )
Ds sure got foresight!
I did drive while working overseas, but in S'pore
i don't dare yet... the public transport's very
efficient here, i find. As long as its convenient,
i guess i don't see the need to start driving
anytime soon. The drivers in other x'tries seems
very very polite so driving is not so stressful and
they have fewer traffic lights and no ERP!
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