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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      buds
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      buds:
      Waaah! Now we all know schellen got Gucci. šŸ˜‰

      schellen:
      Oi, I only got one Gucci hor, and I didn't even know it was Gucci until I went to pick up my specs and saw the brand name on the specs case. :lol:
      Ya... Yaa... we believe you... :evil:

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        schellen
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        buds:
        buds:

        Waaah! Now we all know schellen got Gucci. šŸ˜‰


        schellen:
        Oi, I only got one Gucci hor, and I didn't even know it was Gucci until I went to pick up my specs and saw the brand name on the specs case. :lol:
        Ya... Yaa... we believe you... :evil:

        :politebleah: i wldn't mind if u offer give me more. šŸ˜‰

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          schellen
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          I can't remember if I posted this before (and 60+ pages is really too much to search through šŸ˜“) so if I did, many apologies.


          DD1 (now 8yo) has a teddybear called Sam (name is as indicated on his foot). She has had it since she started to crawl. When she was between 1yo and 2yo, the following \"conversation\" took place.

          DD1 kept calling Sam \"Mah\" for reasons unknown to us so we kept trying to correct her.
          sashimi: DD1, repeat after Daddy. \"Sam\".
          DD1: Mah.
          sashimi (not giving up): Try again. \"Sam\".
          DD1: Mah.
          sashimi (still not giving up): Say \"Ssssss....Sam!\"
          DD1: Ssssss....Mah!
          sashimi (finally giving up): :slapshead:
          Me: :rotflmao:

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            tankee
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            schellen:
            ....

            sashimi (still not giving up): Say \"Ssssss....Sam!\"
            DD1: Ssssss....Mah!
            ...

            :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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              schellen
              last edited by

              lovekidsverymuch:
              schellen:

              sashimi (finally giving up): :slapshead:

              Me: :rotflmao:

              Maybe she was calling u mama šŸ˜›

              hmm..mebbe. i always refer to myself as \"mommy\" though. luckily, she suddenly started calling him \"sam\" one day. phew!

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                schellen
                last edited by

                lovekidsverymuch:
                schellen:

                luckily, she suddenly started calling him \"sam\" one day. phew!


                Thank God šŸ™

                Yah, can you imagine her introducing her teddybear as \"Mah\" during show-and-tell last year when the name \"Sam\" was clearly visible on his foot. :lol:

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                  jedamum
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                  the time was 8.50pm.

                  ds2 (holding a cd and his blue stool) : daddy i want play computer.
                  dh (watching youtube halfway) : ok, but you have to wait until 9pm.
                  me (pointing to the clock) : you have to wait for this hand to move to here at 9 o'clock.
                  ds2 : OK! i go turn.
                  and he put down his stuff, happily climbed to reach the cupboard clock and turn its knob to change the time to 9pm. šŸ˜“
                  ds2 : daddy see! 9 o'clock! yeah!!!!!

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                    buds
                    last edited by

                    Wuakakakaaah! :rotflmao:


                    Quick thinking DS2!

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                      autumnbronze
                      last edited by

                      jedamum:
                      the time was 8.50pm.

                      ds2 (holding a cd and his blue stool) : daddy i want play computer.
                      dh (watching youtube halfway) : ok, but you have to wait until 9pm.
                      me (pointing to the clock) : you have to wait for this hand to move to here at 9 o'clock.
                      ds2 : OK! i go turn.
                      and he put down his stuff, happily climbed to reach the cupboard clock and turn its knob to change the time to 9pm. šŸ˜“
                      ds2 : daddy see! 9 o'clock! yeah!!!!!
                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                        on_plus_kiasu
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                        DD2 is only 1 year and 4 months. Have been to Toys'R'Us twice in her entire life. Today, we decided to go to the outlet at Forum just to do alittle bit of shopping. The moment we got out of the lift.


                        DD2: TOYS'R'US!
                        DH: :!:
                        Me: No lah, 😐

                        DD2: TOYS'R'US! x 3 ( jumping and screaming in DH's hands)
                        DH: :!: :!: :!:
                        Me: :shock:
                        ANd this is coming from my drooling baby who barely listens or watches and TV!
                        :salute:

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