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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      schellen
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      Some weeks ago, I was coaching DD1 in reading aloud in Chinese. She was sitting next to me on the sofa and as usual, her mind always wanders when it comes to Chinese lessons.


      DD1 (after staring at my profile for some time): Mommy, what is gussy?
      Me: :whut:
      DD1: Or is it goosey?
      Me: :?
      DD1: There.... (pointing at the side of my specs frame)
      Me: It's Gucci lah! :slapshead:
      DD1: Goochee? So funny! :rotflmao:
      Me: :roll:

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        buds
        last edited by

        Belly funny!! :rotflmao:


        Phonetically, M is kinda right..

        The 'Gu' part is g-aah.. and the
        'ci' part is sounded as soft 'c' sound...

        But when she sounded the whole word out, didn't sound
        too glam... :lol: ... in fact like pasar malam brand. :laugh:

        Waaah! Now we all know schellen got Gucci. šŸ˜‰

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          buds
          last edited by

          Muffins:
          HAHA! Buds_hubs witty genes + buds' even wittier genes = unstoppable DD2! :lol:

          Yeah.. unstoppable awrite! :roll:

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            buds
            last edited by

            tutormum:
            Buds, your DD2 can be an accountant or a lawyer when she grows up. :celebrate: Sure win one. šŸ˜„

            My tomboy wanna be fire fighter. šŸ˜›

            I don't think i can stand her if she does become a lawyer one day..
            :idea:... come to think of it, likewise for the accountancy position..
            cos she might be extremely calculative with me and already planning
            her inheritance in advance... to her advantage of course. :rotflmao:

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              schellen
              last edited by

              buds:
              Belly funny!! :rotflmao:


              Phonetically, M is kinda right..

              The 'Gu' part is g-aah.. and the
              'ci' part is sounded as soft 'c' sound...

              But when she sounded the whole word out, didn't sound
              too glam... :lol: ... in fact like pasar malam brand. :laugh:

              Waaah! Now we all know schellen got Gucci. šŸ˜‰
              Ya lor. When I pointed out to her the pronunciation and spelling for \"ciao\" (which she can say correctly but doesn't know how to spell), she gave me strange ways of reading \"ciao\" too. :roll:

              Oi, I only got one Gucci hor, and I didn't even know it was Gucci until I went to pick up my specs and saw the brand name on the specs case. :lol:

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                buds
                last edited by

                buds:
                Waaah! Now we all know schellen got Gucci. šŸ˜‰

                schellen:
                Oi, I only got one Gucci hor, and I didn't even know it was Gucci until I went to pick up my specs and saw the brand name on the specs case. :lol:
                Ya... Yaa... we believe you... :evil:

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                  schellen
                  last edited by

                  buds:
                  buds:

                  Waaah! Now we all know schellen got Gucci. šŸ˜‰


                  schellen:
                  Oi, I only got one Gucci hor, and I didn't even know it was Gucci until I went to pick up my specs and saw the brand name on the specs case. :lol:
                  Ya... Yaa... we believe you... :evil:

                  :politebleah: i wldn't mind if u offer give me more. šŸ˜‰

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                    schellen
                    last edited by

                    I can't remember if I posted this before (and 60+ pages is really too much to search through šŸ˜“) so if I did, many apologies.


                    DD1 (now 8yo) has a teddybear called Sam (name is as indicated on his foot). She has had it since she started to crawl. When she was between 1yo and 2yo, the following \"conversation\" took place.

                    DD1 kept calling Sam \"Mah\" for reasons unknown to us so we kept trying to correct her.
                    sashimi: DD1, repeat after Daddy. \"Sam\".
                    DD1: Mah.
                    sashimi (not giving up): Try again. \"Sam\".
                    DD1: Mah.
                    sashimi (still not giving up): Say \"Ssssss....Sam!\"
                    DD1: Ssssss....Mah!
                    sashimi (finally giving up): :slapshead:
                    Me: :rotflmao:

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                      tankee
                      last edited by

                      schellen:
                      ....

                      sashimi (still not giving up): Say \"Ssssss....Sam!\"
                      DD1: Ssssss....Mah!
                      ...

                      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                        schellen
                        last edited by

                        lovekidsverymuch:
                        schellen:

                        sashimi (finally giving up): :slapshead:

                        Me: :rotflmao:

                        Maybe she was calling u mama šŸ˜›

                        hmm..mebbe. i always refer to myself as \"mommy\" though. luckily, she suddenly started calling him \"sam\" one day. phew!

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