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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      buds
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      DD2 : Mummy, Marcus got a token and a sticker for donating his recycled items.


      DD2 : Teacher says Marcus is a veeerrry generous boy. Can i :please: bring some
      stuff to school too! :please: Mummy?

      Me : But i did give you. Gave you and your sis some plastic bottles & newspapers..

      DD2 : Ya, but it's not enough, Mummy... :please: let me bring some more to
      school this week..

      Me : I gave you most of it already, and besides... there are a few i have yet
      to read or finish reading, so cannot give yet.

      DD2 : But you have sooo many! Let me bring some more to school... :please:

      Me : When i have more ok.. besides... we can always give it to the rag'n'bone man..

      DD2 : But i want to bring it to school to give it to my teacher.

      Me : Fine, lets make a deal. I can give you MY token from my box and you can
      use the $ from the rag'n'bone man to get yourself stickers... more than what
      teacher will give you anyway...

      DD2 : But..

      Me : Now DD2... tell Mummy... which is better in your opinion? Teacher's sticker
      or :evil:... $$$...?

      DD2 : Awww, this is hard..

      Me : Well.. 😐

      DD2 : $ i guess.. but...

      Me : It's settled then yah.. you help me arrange the newspapers and when he;
      the rag'n'bone man comes... you help me give it to him... and the coins are yours.

      DD2 : But i want teacher's sticker and token. And i too want to be generous
      like Marcus.. šŸ˜ž

      DD2 : Ok, i got it! :idea:

      DD2 : You listen to me okay Mummy! I got a great idea!

      Me : What is it now?

      DD2 : You always say we should compromise right, Mum? So let's compromise.
      Here's the deal... Half of what you have, i pass to teacher this week and she
      will give me the sticker AND the token... After which the other half, i will help
      you give to the rag'n'bone man when he comes over the weekend... then you
      can give me YOUR sticker and the special token from your box... AND... AND..
      you said i could have the coins too, right? So... is that a great idea or what,
      Mum... Oh Muuuuummm... Yoohoo... I'm talking to you... so is that a great
      idea?

      Me : :slapshead:

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        tutormum
        last edited by

        Buds, your DD2 can be an accountant or a lawyer when she grows up. :celebrate: Sure win one. šŸ˜„

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          Muffins
          last edited by

          buds:
          Muffins:

          :rotflmao: buds! Witty son! Your genes are strong! šŸ˜„ :lol:


          Uhmm.. it's my daughter, not son. :politebleah:

          DD2 = Dearest Daughter No 2 (My 2nd Daughter)

          :yikes: Sorry, buds! :imsorry: Pls don't take offence! 😢

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            Muffins
            last edited by

            buds:
            DD2 : Mummy, Marcus got a token and a sticker for donating his recycled items.


            DD2 : Teacher says Marcus is a veeerrry generous boy. Can i :please: bring some
            stuff to school too! :please: Mummy?

            Me : But i did give you. Gave you and your sis some plastic bottles & newspapers..

            DD2 : Ya, but it's not enough, Mummy... :please: let me bring some more to
            school this week..

            Me : I gave you most of it already, and besides... there are a few i have yet
            to read or finish reading, so cannot give yet.

            DD2 : But you have sooo many! Let me bring some more to school... :please:

            Me : When i have more ok.. besides... we can always give it to the rag'n'bone man..

            DD2 : But i want to bring it to school to give it to my teacher.

            Me : Fine, lets make a deal. I can give you MY token from my box and you can
            use the $ from the rag'n'bone man to get yourself stickers... more than what
            teacher will give you anyway...

            DD2 : But..

            Me : Now DD2... tell Mummy... which is better in your opinion? Teacher's sticker
            or :evil:... $$$...?

            DD2 : Awww, this is hard..

            Me : Well.. 😐

            DD2 : $ i guess.. but...

            Me : It's settled then yah.. you help me arrange the newspapers and when he;
            the rag'n'bone man comes... you help me give it to him... and the coins are yours.

            DD2 : But i want teacher's sticker and token. And i too want to be generous
            like Marcus.. šŸ˜ž

            DD2 : Ok, i got it! :idea:

            DD2 : You listen to me okay Mummy! I got a great idea!

            Me : What is it now?

            DD2 : You always say we should compromise right, Mum? So let's compromise.
            Here's the deal... Half of what you have, i pass to teacher this week and she
            will give me the sticker AND the token... After which the other half, i will help
            you give to the rag'n'bone man when he comes over the weekend... then you
            can give me YOUR sticker and the special token from your box... AND... AND..
            you said i could have the coins too, right? So... is that a great idea or what,
            Mum... Oh Muuuuummm... Yoohoo... I'm talking to you... so is that a great
            idea?

            Me : :slapshead:
            HAHA! Buds_hubs witty genes + buds' even wittier genes = unstoppable DD2! :lol:

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            • S Offline
              schellen
              last edited by

              Some weeks ago, I was coaching DD1 in reading aloud in Chinese. She was sitting next to me on the sofa and as usual, her mind always wanders when it comes to Chinese lessons.


              DD1 (after staring at my profile for some time): Mommy, what is gussy?
              Me: :whut:
              DD1: Or is it goosey?
              Me: :?
              DD1: There.... (pointing at the side of my specs frame)
              Me: It's Gucci lah! :slapshead:
              DD1: Goochee? So funny! :rotflmao:
              Me: :roll:

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              • B Offline
                buds
                last edited by

                Belly funny!! :rotflmao:


                Phonetically, M is kinda right..

                The 'Gu' part is g-aah.. and the
                'ci' part is sounded as soft 'c' sound...

                But when she sounded the whole word out, didn't sound
                too glam... :lol: ... in fact like pasar malam brand. :laugh:

                Waaah! Now we all know schellen got Gucci. šŸ˜‰

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                • B Offline
                  buds
                  last edited by

                  Muffins:
                  HAHA! Buds_hubs witty genes + buds' even wittier genes = unstoppable DD2! :lol:

                  Yeah.. unstoppable awrite! :roll:

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                  • B Offline
                    buds
                    last edited by

                    tutormum:
                    Buds, your DD2 can be an accountant or a lawyer when she grows up. :celebrate: Sure win one. šŸ˜„

                    My tomboy wanna be fire fighter. šŸ˜›

                    I don't think i can stand her if she does become a lawyer one day..
                    :idea:... come to think of it, likewise for the accountancy position..
                    cos she might be extremely calculative with me and already planning
                    her inheritance in advance... to her advantage of course. :rotflmao:

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                      schellen
                      last edited by

                      buds:
                      Belly funny!! :rotflmao:


                      Phonetically, M is kinda right..

                      The 'Gu' part is g-aah.. and the
                      'ci' part is sounded as soft 'c' sound...

                      But when she sounded the whole word out, didn't sound
                      too glam... :lol: ... in fact like pasar malam brand. :laugh:

                      Waaah! Now we all know schellen got Gucci. šŸ˜‰
                      Ya lor. When I pointed out to her the pronunciation and spelling for \"ciao\" (which she can say correctly but doesn't know how to spell), she gave me strange ways of reading \"ciao\" too. :roll:

                      Oi, I only got one Gucci hor, and I didn't even know it was Gucci until I went to pick up my specs and saw the brand name on the specs case. :lol:

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                        buds
                        last edited by

                        buds:
                        Waaah! Now we all know schellen got Gucci. šŸ˜‰

                        schellen:
                        Oi, I only got one Gucci hor, and I didn't even know it was Gucci until I went to pick up my specs and saw the brand name on the specs case. :lol:
                        Ya... Yaa... we believe you... :evil:

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