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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      buds
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      autumnbronze:
      We can use the excuse of indulging buds' cravings to meet up lah ๐Ÿ˜‰ :celebrate:

      Caaaann... Of course can. ๐Ÿ˜‰
      Better use that excuse while it's valid.. :lol:

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        tankee
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        Angelight:
        My 2 1/2 yo DD was very clingy to me today, refused to even let me go to the toilet to release. When I told her \"Mummy gotta go cos it's very urgent.\" Guess what she said: \"Mummy, do you have training pants on? You can pee in it.\" :!:


        Her innocent words made me laugh - so funny, yet so adoring!
        :rotflmao:

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          Yerdua
          last edited by

          Today, DS and I was shopping in a mall.


          DS: What does the cake shop sell?
          Me: Cakes.
          DS: What does the pet shop sell?
          Me: Pets.
          DS: What does the body shop sell? (Giggling, looking at THE BODY SHOP signage)
          Me: Bodies..... :!: :stupid:

          We cont. shopping. Later
          DS: So, what does the face shop sell?
          Me: :roll: (Yes, we walk past THE FACE SHOP!!!)

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          • jedamumJ Offline
            jedamum
            last edited by

            ds1 : mummy, if โ€˜ordinaryโ€™ means normal, then โ€˜extraordinaryโ€™ means extra normal??

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              autumnbronze
              last edited by

              jedamum:
              ds1 : mummy, if 'ordinary' means normal, then 'extraordinary' means extra normal??




              Jedamum,

              Your DS really funni lah ... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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                schellen
                last edited by

                jedamum:
                ds1 : mummy, if 'ordinary' means normal, then 'extraordinary' means extra normal??

                u tell him tt he's extra normal and see what kind of reaction u get. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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                • jedamumJ Offline
                  jedamum
                  last edited by

                  Funny incident (at least to me..๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ž

                  ds1 : what is the chinese word for 'West'?
                  me : erm...let me think....i think 'West' is '่ฅฟ', cos Journey to the West is ่ฅฟ ๆธธ ่ฎฐ.
                  dh (who overheard us): so troublesome...just remember ่ฅฟ้ค is Western Food.
                  ๐Ÿ˜

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                    BlurBee
                    last edited by

                    Shd I say ur dh is cute? :scratchhead:

                    :rotflmao:

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                    • jedamumJ Offline
                      jedamum
                      last edited by

                      BlurBee:
                      Shd I say ur dh is cute? :scratchhead:

                      :rotflmao:
                      this honey is mine.... :nunchuk: ๐Ÿ˜‰

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                        BlurBee
                        last edited by

                        jedamum:
                        BlurBee:

                        Shd I say ur dh is cute? :scratchhead:

                        :rotflmao:

                        this honey is mine.... :nunchuk: ๐Ÿ˜‰

                        Dun worry. He'll always be urs. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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