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    Kids say the darnest things...

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      Angelight
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      Today I told DD (2 yo plus) that she must love and respect her 'Po Po' (grandma) becos Po Po is already getting old.


      She looked up at me with that innocent expression and chirped, \"You mean Po Po is not new?\" :roll:

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        HyperKiasu
        last edited by

        Angelight:
        Today I told DD (2 yo plus) that she must love and respect her 'Po Po' (grandma) becos Po Po is already getting old.


        She looked up at me with that innocent expression and chirped, \"You mean Po Po is not new?\" :roll:
        :rotflmao:
        cute

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          HyperKiasu
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          jedamum:
          RRMummy:

          [quote=\"jedamum\"]i was packing the other day and found a stash of stuff toy in the cupboard which jedadad had given me when we were dating. then i told my ds1,


          me : next time, try not to buy any stuff toys for your girlfriend ah.
          ds1 :? : why?
          me : so next time when you get married and moved out, she won't have headache finding space to keep all the stuff toys.
          ds1 : i will study hard and earn a lot of money to buy a big house. then have space to keep all the stuff toys.
          😐

          He has his ways eh!! :lol:

          Big House Part 2

          me : next time when you buy a big house, can i go and stay with you?
          ds1 : sure! if you want to.
          me :idea: : what if your wife does not want to stay with me?
          ds1 😐 : why would i want to marry this kind in the first place? those type nag, nag, nag....

          :!: :!: :siam: šŸ˜“ since it is the thoughts that count, i will know how to be automatic ah.... šŸ˜“[/quote]er............this is really a darnest thing to hear..... šŸ˜„

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            HyperKiasu
            last edited by

            one day in a shopping centre we were browsing the directory for a place to have our lunch. after a while,


            DD: mum, i want to go to the Body Shop

            i was puzzled, why was DD interested in toiletries product and somemore we never used Body Shop prodcut before.

            Me: why Body Shop ?
            DD: I want to see the bodies

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              girlmum
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              Two dds were left at home with their gong gong today. DH sms dd2 on his way home.


              DH texted DD2: What r u doing now?
              DD2 replied : I am reading

              DH came home after abt 30mins, saw dd2 was watching DVD (Adventures of Tin Tin).

              DH : I thought u r reading
              DD2: Yeah, I'm reading the subtitles (she is told to lower the TV volume when gong gong is sleeping)

              DH :stupid:

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                jedamum
                last edited by

                girlmum:
                Two dds were left at home with their gong gong today. DH sms dd2 on his way home.


                DH texted DD2: What r u doing now?
                DD2 replied : I am reading

                DH came home after abt 30mins, saw dd2 was watching DVD (Adventures of Tin Tin).

                DH : I thought u r reading
                DD2: Yeah, I'm reading the subtitles (she is told to lower the TV volume when gong gong is sleeping)

                DH :stupid:
                ah...the power of 'half-truths'. :lol:

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                  RRMummy
                  last edited by

                  Angelight:
                  Today I told DD (2 yo plus) that she must love and respect her 'Po Po' (grandma) becos Po Po is already getting old.


                  She looked up at me with that innocent expression and chirped, \"You mean Po Po is not new?\" :roll:
                  Old - new.. correct what!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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                    RRMummy
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                    Sun_2010:
                    DS: Ma, dont feel bad, but that thing makes u look ugly. Take it off.


                    :stupid: :stupid:
                    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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                      RRMummy
                      last edited by

                      HyperKiasu:
                      Me: why Body Shop ?

                      DD: I want to see the bodies
                      :!: :rotflmao: The little 'processors' in their head really amazes me..

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                        RRMummy
                        last edited by

                        jedamum:
                        girlmum:

                        Two dds were left at home with their gong gong today. DH sms dd2 on his way home.


                        DH texted DD2: What r u doing now?
                        DD2 replied : I am reading

                        DH came home after abt 30mins, saw dd2 was watching DVD (Adventures of Tin Tin).

                        DH : I thought u r reading
                        DD2: Yeah, I'm reading the subtitles (she is told to lower the TV volume when gong gong is sleeping)

                        DH :stupid:

                        ah...the power of 'half-truths'. :lol:

                        Yes, yes, same thoughts Jedamum!! :hi5:

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